#anyways this is unforgivably stupid but it's been living in my google docs for almost 2 years and I felt the need to finish it and post

[stovetuna]

Steve gets caught attempting to take his first-ever dick pics. It's a struggle, he explains, because it brings up a whole host of lingering body image issues. Tony, very gallantly and not at all because he is in love with Steve, offers to take the photos for him.

[Cue: "Careless Whisper."]