#aubrey getting hit by an attack: *eyes go black* my honor....

[amytaylcr]

all texts! ian + aubrey xoxo

asdfghj killin’ me

SEND A WORD FOR A SPECIFIC TEXT FROM MY MUSE TO YOURS

ft. @ianhenderscn

• Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. 

[10:24 PM] can you drivnk shots das welol as yuo caan make them?[10:26 PM] get it, a little shooting range humor for gyou[10: 35 PM] but can you? ‘cause no one else wants bto drink witth me bc it’s monday

• Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse. 

[3:59 AM] How do you do it? Deal with losing people. I’ve lost only one that really mattered and it broke me. You seem like you’ve found a way to handle the loss and I just want to know your secret.[4:11 AM] I should know better, though. Just because you seem okay doesn’t mean you are.

• Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. 

[2:15 AM] You know, if there’s a god above, he’s a shitty one. Who does this, hurt people this much?? I thought he was supposed to be kind and forgiving, so why are some of us punished like this???

• Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. 

[10:38 AM] I’m sitting at the diner we went to that one time, and I’ve got a platter full of waffles and strawberries and it’s about to be attacked with whipped cream. I think I’m in heaven. Feel free to join me if you’re nearby.

• Send ‘tired’ to receive a slow/sleepy text from my muse. 

[7:48 PM] I had three coffees since noon and I’m barely keeping my eyes open. Is it okay to fall asleep at a birthday party because I don’t see myself making it through the night.

• Send ‘busy’ to receive slow texts from my muse. 

[8:14 PM] Naomi’s favorite color?[8:34 PM] Why do you need to know that?

• Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

[3:18 PM] So, work’s been so slow today I’ve gotten permission to close up early. Feel like hitting the range? It’s been a while since I’ve been there.

• Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[1:18 AM] bet you didn’t know i had a crush on you, huh? [1:23 AM] you have that look ni yoeur eye, i see it in the mirror sometimes[1:28 AM] maybe it’s better i never did anything about ti

ft.  @aubreytaylcr

• Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. 

[12:08 AM] you know that pill i took from yoru at the club?[12:09 AM] ni neveor thrjew it ayawy and gdad found dit[12:13 AM] he rthinks i’m usinyg afgain ubt mi’ just drinking[12:15 AM] i didn’t teell him it was yaours y

• Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse

[4:21 AM] I wish I never left town. Maybe things would be different now if I hadn’t. Maybe I’d have a kid of my own with someone. Maybe you would have been the maid of honor at my wedding. Maybe dad would have been less disappointed in me. I can see the way he looks at me now, I let him down again. I was supposed to be the one looking out for you two, you know? The tough one. But it turned out I’m still the weakest link. It should have been me in the water that day, not Brooks.

• Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. 

[8:07 PM] DID YOU TAKE MY BLACK TOP AGAIN, AUBREY ELIZABETH TAYLOR??? I NEEDED THAT FOR TONIGHT GOD DAMN IT AUBREY!!!! 

• Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. 

[12:08 PM] GUESS WHAT.[12:09 PM] I WON TICKETS FOR THE GLOBAL CITIZEN FESTIVAL[12:11 PM] PACK YOUR BAGS, SIS, WE’RE GOING TO THE BIG APPLE

• Send ‘tired’ to receive a slow/sleepy text from my muse. 

[06:08 AM] Why is your alarm going off?? It’s Sunday, let me sleep[06:09 AM] I can hear it all the way in my room

• Send ‘busy’ to receive slow texts from my muse. 

[7:18 PM] missed call from Aubrey[7:58 PM] Sorry, I was taking a bath, what happened? 

• Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

[6:45 PM] Dad’s talking about football. Do not engage, I repeat, do not engage. Run away while you still can, it’s too late for me now.

• Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[3:59 AM] I’m so proud of you, kiddo, you know that? You’re so strong and so bright, I don’t think you even realize it. And I’m so sorry for not being there for you before, but I promise, I’ll never leave you behind again. You’re my favorite, kid, and I love you so much.