#audio posts are bitches to code i cry

[beatlblog]

#i'm crying this is so funny#we love terry (via @sour-milk-sea)

#harrisong: the sun is so beautiful. has anyone ever noticed this (via @tweeterwilbury)

#men are so strange and delusional.....#just tweet im sad that i wasn't able to suck john lennon's dick and log out#it's quicker (via @mylonghairedladyy)

#there's a reason that their post-beatles work is like... imagine for john and freaking... magneto and titanium man for paul... (via @skyriderwednesday)

#arnie pipe is a normal type with an average job but his prospects never will be great#(lyrics say arnie pupe but you cannot tell me that's true. it's pipe) (via @leapinarmadillo)

#hey Ringo just makes cute songs okay (via @milesaerach)

#idk how to admit this but i really like McCartney's solo work because its exactly like this all the time forever#except sometimes there's something so good it could be in the sounstrack of tarzan out of nowhere#and then we go back to insanity (via @dubiousdisco)

#George song: messing around on a sitar#Ringo song: bad (via @baking-bisexual-bitch)

#transition from happiness is a warm gun to martha my dear (via @guttermeat)

#lennon's song ends with a declaration of wanting to kill his wife#mccartney's song ends with terry the plumber killing his wife (via @lumeninfusco)

#george song: n/a (not allowed on the album) (via @thisisdefinitelyausername)

#weed vs coke (via @barryallenisbisexual)

#but that was pre-psychedelic Beatles (via @elglin)

#john if he wrote fixing a hole#paul if he wrote working class hero (via @the-bluebird-you-need)

#(they're both saying the same thing) (via @ensign-babey)

#george: i get one song per album#ringo: ringo (via @hebrideanmoon)

#I see them both as two little guys hitting pots and pans#but in different ways (via @tenitchyfingers)

#lol welcome to 1971 (via @cirumlocutoryconlanger)

#also the difference between alex kapranos and nick mccarthy#alex = john#nick = paul#more at ten. (via @dandy-lad)

#stop I saw this as I was literally listening to the beatles and texting my sister about how insane their range was#the range in question lmaooo (via @fortressofbooks)

#and both songs are about being gay#so yeah (via @aint-that-kind-of-blog-bruv)

#WHERE'S GEORGE (via @local-vamp)

#both could be a springsteen song (via @melody1971)

written while gazing t the photos of john + elvis on his dressing room wall

#almost accurate#add *pipe clanking sounds* (via @gojisaurus)

#i thought it said 'helovespipesshelovespipes' at first and i was like#wow so true...he would change up the pronounce like that. which could mean nothing (via @igixri)

#monkberry moon delight my BELOVED#his three songs are: 1) the Pipe Man. 2) i love my wife. 3) i miss my soulmate john (via @rubyrubyrubytuesday)

The way the lyrics talk to eachother somehow is so more funny to me (via @starfayy)

#and both songs would be mclennon coded (via @flowersintheram)

#why philosophize when you can narrate (via @alienoriana)

#but it's not homoerotic he swears (via @unchaineddaisychain)

#mccartney's song has a key signature change but lennon's song has a time signature change (via @britneyshakespeare)

#theylovepipedream#音楽 (via @radio-4-is-static)

#is this a fixing a hole reference or a pipes of peace reference#only real ones know pipes of peace (via @whoscruffylooking)

#ok but they’d be in the same song A Day in the Life style#and it’d slap!!!!! (via @tesho-travels)

hate hate hate it

#and theyre both the same song (via @onlylivingboything)

#average beatles on shuffle experience (via @veryhopefulromantic)

#im choosing to understand this (via @hell-nurse)

#I can hear this#he loves pipe she loves pipe#can it be one song tho#I think it’d fuck (via @bugsinnmybrain)

#McCartney said shut up and go to therapy Johnny (via @imoldbutimstillintothat)

#need one of those tumblr musicians to make audio for this post (via @mousefluff)

#the best Beatles text posts are the ones you can hear by reading them (via @thatdogjokes)

#the realest shit#my mom always says John & Paul needed each other for balance bc paul is too whimsical & John is too angsty lol (via @theinconstantmoon)

#pauls whimsey he loves to write songs that would work in a childrens tv show (via @lostcryptids)

#a day in the life verses (via @thefoolsprocession)

and that's why i hate it

#uh oh the pipe is leaking#terry is gonna be weak (via @masterboa)

fifth beatle song: its ok to leave a dog in a hot car (hot car) its ok to leave a dog in a hot car (ooh oooh oh) (via @trashfartofficial)

#this is not accurate at all#lennon lyrics aren't like that there is nothing beatlesque about it#his lyrics are cryptic in a completely different way that's more cartoonish and sarcastic#or if he is serious its not black sabbath shit like this its more just preachy and kinda annoying#mccartney on the other hand... yeah that's about right (via @possessesnightshift)

#and the source of the leak is an issue with the pipes that terry the plumber can fix and it all comes full circle#or something. idk i’m not a beatles fan (via @driftwooddestiel)

no this is accurate

#where would prog be without those “helovespipeshelovespipeshelovespipes” changes (via @despairdoodlesreal)

#PRECISO (via @affogonellamarmellata)#its the same song#they worked on it together (via @airlocksandaviaries)

john was just a huge edgelord but paul knew how to be whimsical and fun (via @herecomesthemod)

#get you a man who can piss off all his band mates with 'faggy bullshit' (quote a la Harrison) AND write Blackbird (via @transwolvie)

#ay no puedo (via @longlivetai)

#meanwhile ringo singing about ocean life (via @penthesileas)

[sugarpimp]

Anderson Family AU

So remember how I made a post a little while ago saying I had a LOT of ideas for a Hank/Connor/Gavin/RK900/Kamski AU?? Yeah, well here’s all of those ideas, but before you continue I just wanna say that I totally do plan on writing this out as some kind of series of short stories, or multichapter fic where each chapter is a short oneshot, idk, I haven’t quite figured it out, but it’s happening (And once it gets going I’ll totally look into taking writing prompts for the AU ;o)

I’ve named this AU the ‘Anderson Family AU’ and I love it sm OK here it is

- Post best ending, RK900 was found at Cyberlife tower and activated as a deviant.

- Hank and Connor are the first to get together, naturally, Connor confesses his feelings about a year after the successful android revolution.

- Gavin confesses to RK not long after, when he gets too jealous of seeing Hank and Connor doing gay shit and being happy.

- Connor and RK start talking about the idea of double dates, and it takes a little convincing, but eventually Gavin and Hank agree, and then the four of them just start hanging out so much that maybe the lines start to blur a little and oh shit guess we're all just dating each other now.

- A few months of this and Gavin mentions that there's a dude he kinda likes and if everyone's OK he'd like to date them too. Of course everyone is all 'Whatever makes you happy Gavin, we'd love to meet him whenever you're comfortable.'

- This dude is, of course, Elijah Kamski. (Who I'm thinking will be Gavin's half-brother but tbh that doesn't really play a big part in this AU, so if you wanna ignore that, that's fine)

- Another few months of this before Gavin finally works up the courage to reveal to his four boyfriends who this other dude he's been dating is.

- It doesn't go well. At all.

- Hank is not happy to have Elijah in his home. Even though no androids were hurt that day at the creator's house, he hates him.

- Things get pretty rocky after that. Hank doesn't want Gavin to see Elijah at all, nor does he want Connor and RK interacting with him. (Connor doesn't hate Elijah at all, was maybe looking forward to getting to 'start over'. RK was very excited to meet Elijah for the first time, and had lots he wanted to talk about with his creator) Hank is a stubborn bastard and no amount of convincing from anyone will get him to change his mind, which leads to a hecking big argument. Even Connor ends up staying with Gavin and RK after, because he just can't stand to be around Hank in that moment.

- Sitting alone in his home, thinking he may have just driven away everyone who cares about him, is what gets Hank to admit he's being a gIANT CUNT, and 'OK Gavin if you really love Elijah you can be with him, and maybe I'm OK with Connor and RK seeing him too, but just don't expect me to like him any time soon.'

- *5 seconds later* 'Shit OK maybe he can be kinda cute sometimes, and funny, and I like talking philosophy with him, and I like seeing him interect with my boyfriends 'cause I can see he makes them all happy aND OK MAYBE I LOVE HIM TOO SHUT UP'

- When they all officially become the Anderson family, they move into Elijah's house (Because he's HIGHKEY lonely now that the Chloe's are gone) along with Sumo and Gavin's cats, Toaster and Piper

NOW THAT WE'VE GOTTEN THE 'HOW THIS ALL STARTED OUT' OUT OF THE WAY, HERE'S A BUNCH OF RANDOM MOMENTS FROM THEIR LIVES AND OTHER IDEAS AND THINGS.

- In this AU Elijah has LONG hair and a lot more piercings than that one ear piercing we see in the game, because I'm a thirsty bitch (I'm thinking industrials/eyebrows/canine bites maybe)

- Connor is terrified of snowstorms and whenever one happens he'll put headphones on and blast music (The complete silence of turning off his audio processors is very unnerving and Not Fun) and everyone will snuggle with him to provide physical comfort.

- Sometimes Elijah has Bad Days where shit just gets to him and he just really needs someone to tell him it's OK, which usually means all four of his boyfriends showering him with affection.

- I'm just a slut for one of the boys getting sad and all the others killing him with kindness idk if you can tell.

- Sex wise, they are all got damn switches (But Connor and Gavin mostly bottom, and Hank and RK mostly top, Elijah is a switch through and through)

- Very rarely do gangbangs happen, that's just a lot to handle and they are all pretty damn busy, with them all being cops, except Elijah who stays at home and does a lot of coding shit for the new Cyberlife, now run by Markus and his crew.

- Piper and Toaster teamed up to harrass Sumo and now he's very obviously afraid of them. He still tries to play with them sometimes though.

- Gavin and Elijah are SLUTS and Hank walks in on them banging a lot, why does this always happen to Hank. He does find it hot, but he's old and he doesn't have the energy for this, he just needs a nap.

- Hank's hoodies?? I think you mean EVERYONE'S HOODIES, seriously, he only owns one long enough to break it in, before it's claimed by one of the others, do Connor and Gavin even have their own damn clothes at this point?? Doesn't seem like it.

- Elijah using his new work to upgrade Connor and RK's software, even managed to give Connor some RK900 upgrades after A LOT of work.

- Elijah likes to spoil all of his boyfriends because he can and he loves them so much.

- Also had a giant bed custom made so all 5 of them could nap together.

- The only one outside of the family that knows about their relationship is Tina, who's dating one of the Chloe's. Everyone else just believes that Connor and Hank are together, and Gavin and RK are together,and Elijah isn't even in the picture.

- Sometimes Elijah, Gavin, Connor and RK all stay up late to paint each others nails and braid Elijah's hair and talk about Hank while he's sleeping because they're actually teenage girls.

- RK and Connor regularly back up their memories, Just In Case, and Elijah gets a glimpse of all the things they deem important. Like the folders filled with pictures of the family smiling, recordings of laughs, videos upon videos of conversations they've had,  RK even has a file filled with dates that says things like 'First time Gavin said I love you', 'First double date','The day we all moved in together'. Elijah totally doesn't end up crying every time.

- Someone wanting another pet and Hank saying no, but Elijah saying hELL YEAH look at all this space, I have the money, as long as you can take care of it, lET'S GET IT. Cut to a room filled with fish (Connor's) and snakes (RK's) and maybe some more dogs and cats show up along the way too.

[kpopulr]

Tag Index

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Group/Artist

2NE1

2PM

4Minute

Acacy

A.C.E

Anderson Paak

B.A.P

B-Free

BewhY

BigBang

BlackPink

BoA

Bobby

Boyfriend (보이프렌드)

Brown Eyed Girls

BTS (방탄소년단)

Chancellor

CL

CNBlue

Code Kunst

Cokebath

Crush

DayDay

Dean

dKash

Dok2

Double K(더블 케이)

Dumbfoundead

eAeon

Eric Nam

EXO

EXO-CBX

EXO-K

Feeldog

Flowsik

F(X)

Gallant

Genius Nochang

G-Dragon

Giriboy

GOT7

Grace (그레이스)

Hash Swan

Heize (헤이즈)

High4:20

History (히스토리)

Hwasa

Hyuna (현아)

I'M (아임)

iKon

Infinite (인피���트)

IU (아이유)

Jang Hyunseung (장현승)

Jay Park (박재범)

Jeebanoff

Jessi

JJCC

Jooheon

Jooyoung (주영)

JYP

K.A.R.D

Kim Tae Woo (김태우)

Kream

Lil Boi

Live

Loco (로꼬)

LOOΠΔ

Luna (루나)

Mad Clown

Madtown (타운 타운)

Mamamoo

MBLAQ (엠블랙)

Microdot

Mino

Mobb (붐벼)

MonstaX (몬스타엑스)

NCT 127

NCT U

No.Mercy

NU’EST

Ohiorabbit

Owen Ovadoz

Owol

Pentagon (펜타곤)

Psy

Punchnello

Rania (라니아)

Rain (비) — Lyrics

Rap Monster

Ravi (라비)

Seo In Guk (서인국)

Seungri

Seventeen (세븐틴)

SF9

SHINee (샤이니)

Sik-K

Simon Dominic

Superbee (슈퍼 비)

Super Junior (슈퍼주니어)

Suran

Syd

Tablo

Taemin (태민)

Taeyang

Taeyeong (태연)

Thunder (천둥)

UNIQ (유니크)

Victon (빅톤)

Vincent

Vixx (빅스)

Vixx LR (빅스LR)

Wale

YDG

Yella Diamond

Yong Jun Hyung (용준형)

Zico (지코)

Miscellaneous

3D Audio

Appearances (After School Club, Music Bank, The New Yang Nam Show)

Behind the Scenes

Covers

Movies (Ex. Ninja Assasin, Haeundae (해운대), Train to Busan, etc.)

Performances/Concerts

Korean Vocab. and Lessons

Learn the Lyrics

Reactions (Artists) (Music)

Upcoming (Albums) (Music Videos)

Post type

Gifs (reblogged)

Gifs (by KPopulr)

Images

Song

2nd Thots

4 Walls

30Sexy

Abracadabra

All In (걸어)

Alone Tonight

And July

Aquaman

Bad Guy

Bang Bang Bang

Beautiful (아름다워)

Beautiful Liar

BeBe

Bermuda Triangle

Beside Me

Blood Sweat and Tears (피 땀 눈물)

Body (몸)

Bomb

Boombayah (붐바야)

Boom x3

Brothers & Me

Bulletproof

Can You Feel It (감이 오지)

Cave Me In

Change

Cherry Bomb

Danger

Don't Recall

Dr Feel Good

Eclipse

End

Eoeo

Evanesce

Fantastic Baby

Fire Truck (소방차)

Fly

Free Somebody

Fresh Woman

Full House

Gentleman

Go Higher

Good Boy

Gotta Talk To U (할말있어요)

Hard Carry(하드캐리)

Hello Bitches

Hero (히어로)

Highlight

Hip Song

Hit Me (빨리 전화해)

Holup!

HookGa

Hot Enough

How to Avoid the Sun (태양을 피하는 방법)

Hulk Hogan

I Am the Best (내가 제일 잘 나가)

If You Do (니가 하면)

I Got This

I Know It

I Like You Again (또 니 가 좋은 거야 거야)

I like you (니 가 좋아 좋아)

I Luv It

In This Bitch

It's raining

It hurts

Just right

Ka-Ching

KBB (바위 보 보)

The song

Lotto

Love

Love Paint

Love Song (붙잡을 노래 노래)

Love story

Ma First (가 처음 이야 이야)

Marilyn Monroe (먼로 먼로)

Might Just Die

Mommae (몸매)

Monster

Murda

My

Never ever

No More Dream

Not Today

Oh Nana

OMG

OMGT

One of a kind

Only You

Out

Overdose (중독)

Playing With Fire

Polaroid

Problem

Put My Hands On You

Queen (퀸)

Rainism

Roll Deep (나가서 그래 그래)

Rhythm Ta (타 타)

Ride Me

Ring Ding Dong (딩동 딩동)

Ring Ring

Roar (부르릉)

Rumor

Rhythm

Save Me

Sentimental (해 해)

Sex Trip

Shangri-La (도원경 - 境 境)

Shine Forever

Shut up & Groove

Sick

Sign

Smoky Girl (걸 걸)

Stay

Stuck

Talking to the Moon

The 7th Sense

The Best Present (선물 선물)

Thinking About

Thinking About You (생각나 생각나)

Touch Ya

Trick or Treat

Troublemaker

Twenty-Three (스물셋)

Wake Me Up

Want It

Wet

What Am I To You (너 한테 뭐야 뭐야)

Whistle

Whitehome

Who You

Witch

Without Conscience (없이 없이)

Won & Only

Wonder If (일까 일까)

Young

You're the Only One

Zero

Zombie high

Youtube Playlists

* Mood playlists I've made.

Big Bang

BTS (방탄소년단)

Concerts & Performances

Dance & Choreography

DEAN

Diversity

Fan Reactions

Fan Service

Foggy Windows (18+)  *

Got7

Interviews & Appearances

Japanese

Jay Park

KPop (Misc/Unsorted)

Learning Korean

Lyrics

Monsta X

Rain (Misc/Unsorted)

Rain, "11 Days"

Rain, “30 Sexy”

Rain, "Bad Man / Guy"

Rain, “Dear Mama Don’t Cry”

Rain, "Do not Stop"

Rain - Fan Reactions

Rain, "Fresh Woman"

Rain, “Hip Song”

Rain, "How to Avoid the Sun"

Rain, "I Do"

Rain, "I'm Coming"

Rain, "It's Raining"

Rain, "I Like You Again"

Rain, “LA Song”

Rain, "Love Song"

Rain, "Love Story"

Rain — Lyrics

Rain, “Marilyn Monroe”

Rain, "My Way"

Rain - Music Videos

Rain - "Ninja Assassin"

Rain, "Only You"

Rain - Photoshoots & Commercials

Rain — “Rain Effect”

Rain, "Rainism"

Rain, "Sad Tango"

Rain, "September 12"

Rain, "The Best Present"

Rain, "Touch Ya"

Rated 18+

Rated G

Take It Slow  *

Music Videos (General) - 280+