#because of harry's pirate patch

[hartwinfilth]

Harry: In my past I’ve taught you the way of a Kingsmen. But now, in my new life, I must teach you the way of a Seamen!

Eggsy, excited: Did you say semen?

Harry: Here’s your very own eye patch, my boy.

Eggsy: *holds and looks at the patch for a bit then throws it on the ground*

Eggsy: FUCK THIS SHIT