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D&D Club Officer: So what are you guys going to major in?

Sam: Respecting Women

Katrina: Batman

Jan: Minecraft

Maddie: Fuckin' Weed

Kai: W

Sarah: Criminal Justice and Psychology

Hugo: I’m terrified I’ll lock myself into an interest I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life

James: Minecraft as well

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Shitty Meme Edits of My 16/17 D&D Characters 

First up is the fan favorite, Cadaba. She was designed to be a wrestling joke and it was assumed she would die first, seeing as she never had a weapon to begin with and only fights by punching and grappling. The sweet illiterate dear one over the party’s hearts by being one of the most useful members, constantly immobilizing enemies and using her sheer strength and acrobatic prowess to the best of her abilities.

Next is High Priest/Cleric Jinx, who was nearly sacrificed by a cult and just really doesn't want to be here. He is most notable for attempting mid evil magical brain surgery and acheiving “mixed results.” Thats a lie, he’s better known for being “Daddy Jinx” and for the term “420 praise it.”

Finally we have Gillian “Gilly” Glaves, a friendly bard who appeared in a one shot campaign and played a major role in uncovering a guild leader’s secret involvement with a cult. This was done, of course, through seduction. He also served as an excellent excuse to play roughly 3 hours of accordion music during a session.

No one asked for this but thats too bad, you have to deal with these terrible jokes anyway.

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Little boys don't survive old school dungeons.

My DM, criticizing my character

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@skateurgency said:

YES!! C A D A B A

TREAT YO SELF AND DO IT

Okay but you know? Cadaba might be a waste.

I should be spending money on the hero we need,

Bartleby Bonifer 

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Jinx as The Hierophant Tarot card, based on my current D&D character

Jinx, a Tiefling, was taken to a monastery of Correlon at a young age to combat fears of his infernal heritage taking over. He became the high priest, but the aforementioned monastery was attacked and burned to the ground - with all it’s occupants inside. Jinx only survived to be a sacrifice by the cult responsible, but was saved by the main party.

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Tonight’s D&D session was such a stressful mess..

3 people died, and 1 more is assumed to be dead but wasn’t around for the session. One person had her first character die, then had the character she made mid session die at the end. 

The Jinx pain was real though, and the effects tonight had on him make me really wanna explore his character more.. I’m very scared of my beloved tiefling high priest biting the dust though.