#bros 7'6" hes got big dog energy | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bubblyernie · 5 months

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literally every single one of my ocs (who are dudes, or masc-leaning) are the most doofy-aaaa boyfriend ever. like without fail i don't think i can even write a guy who, regardless of composition and personality, will turn into the most stuttering man-loser the second he's confronted with the sheer beauty/levelheadedness/competency of his boyfriend/wife/girlfriend/whatever

#rereading old rps with friends and im seeing a Pattern #highlights of like a 3 second stammer ending with “I'm Drunk” while being so red faced man forgot how to Breathe. ill let you guys guess wh #another example is the most dude bro grrr biker gang 5ever Dante whos like SHUT tHE FUCK UP I'm gonna go visit my girlfriend >:( teehehehe #or milo 'whoopty doo here comes the goo' mason kicking his legs and twirling a phone cord when charlie is within 10 miles of him #its an ongoing trend and its so funny to me #alphonse can be a smartass 24/7 but the second he's flirted back with he's like a puddle. ESPECIALLY if its his very platonic wife who he's #like HEHEHE im marrrIIIeeeEDdd i had a huge crush on my WIFE thats so embarrassing hehehe #bros 7'6" hes got big dog energy #biddley too but in a subtle way i promise #even DUPONT whos not even IN a relationship he's a single father but the mother of his children he's so like #yes MAAM at her #skimpy little bastard and his wife whos taller than god #anyway end of post #oc #ocs

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