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ihavetoomuchhomeworkforthis · 11 months

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so today my mom decided to take us on a hike, and my brother and I were walking much farther ahead talking about whatever, and I learned something which I continue to be shocked at and now must tell you.

He was walking slightly farther ahead of me, and I thought I heard him say "Stolas." He did say Stolas. He was talking about the character from Helluva Boss. He has watched every episode of Helluva Boss at least once. He has also seen the entire pilot of Hazbin Hotel.

This child is NOT EVEN A MIDDLE SCHOOLER YET.

#hazbin hotel #helluva boss #help me haha #*I'm* barely old enough for all that #I mean I love that we have something in common I suppose but SERIOUSLY #YOU ARE A CHILD #YOU ARE FAR TOO YOUNG FOR ALL THE SEX JOKES #he didn't even know what sex WAS until mom explained it to him just a few weeks ago #his defense is more or less "I think it's cool and it's okay if I don't understand it because I won't start understanding it just by seeing #he also claims to understand most of the jokes anyway #buddy if you know what angel dust meant when he asked if sir pentious's hat was the top we have larger issues #(he doesn't know)#he also keeps accidentally misgendering angel dust as “she” because of the pink and the chest fluff #side note: I haven't watched it in a while and thought Striker and Chaz were the same character (both Striker b/c I forgot about Chaz)#he maintained that there were 2 different guys “one's a shark and one's a cowboy” and I didn't believe him until we got home and watched it #so... yeah #apparently my little brother knows about hazbin hotel and helluva boss

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