#but everytime I try to watch it I cringe into my skin like a hermit crab retreating into my shell and I don't know why | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

honesttoglob · 2 months

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Me: Man, I should really watch Cats! The Musical so I can understand all these great Bigtop Burger references.

Me: Watches the first minute of Cats! The Musical and sees all the sexy furry cat people shimmying and cavorting and crawling around and rubbing their bodies against each other in skin-tight stripy leotards

Me: Man, you know what, maybe... maybe next time, actually. Definitely next time.

#bigtop burger #Im not trying to shame Cats the musical or anyone who likes it #but everytime I try to watch it I cringe into my skin like a hermit crab retreating into my shell and I don't know why #I want to watch it to get all the btb lore so bad #but I just CANTTTT #I'm going to try to introduce myself to it gradually #like immersion therapy #wish me luck

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