#but he can't tell them how Bruce is desecrating that kitchen

[nerdpoe]

Bruce is bad at cooking. No, like. You don't understand-

Alfred is not the only one who has banned him from the kitchen.

Bruce will watch a troll TikTok of someone deep-frying frozen spaghetti and do it for real.

Vicki Vale is clearly looking for proof that Bruce Wayne is not a dumbass, and the only way to shake her is...

To invite her over for an interview, without Bruce knowing, and let Bruce try to make them both lunch.

Examples of things he would actually try; Countertop Spaghetti, whatever the fresh hell is going on in this complication.