#but hi we're here to harvest leftover candies and IF THE STARS ALIGN maybe i'll Actually write this weekend ?!???

[certitudinis]

💥✨MATERIALIZES IN A SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION OF GLITTER & CONFETTI & FAIRY DUST & BURNT SUGAR & INFANT TEARS✨💥

ㅤ〝 Huuuuuuuuuh, whaaaaaaaaaaa~~t ? You were all desperately scrambling to prove yourselves the #1 LAMBDADELTA FAN by picking out the very best Valentine’s day treats for me ? And now you’re totally heartbroken 'cuz I didn’t feel like showing up ??  You've had a full three day weep-a-thon, no sleep, no rest, no pee breaks even ??? Gosh, my baaaaad ! 〞