#but it's just so funny that the second one is actually true asdfhj | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

gaytimfromcamera · 11 months

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it's crazy that "phoebe came to me in a dream and told me lucy and julien were together" and "god once smote a man so that i could grope phoebes ass" both sound like delusions but one of those is undeniably real

#THIS IS A JOOOOOKE IM YOLKINGGGGG #but it's just so funny that the second one is actually true asdfhj #to explain. be me who drove 8 hours to connecticut to be in boygenius pit. line up and sprint into the venue and land second row from #barricade right in front of phoebes mic. have dad who is there with daughter and mother collapse right at the end of the opener directly in #front of you at barricade. move up to barricade in front of phoebe. kiss gay situationship during true blue. have that maybe be the reason #phoebe bridgers decides to mount the barricade and sit with you for the last ??minute?? of letters to an old poet.#however when she mounts the barricade think she is going to crowdsurf and grab under her knee and her ass to lift her.#spend 30 seconds like that before you black in and realize she is Not Moving . move hand to waist

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