#but it's the boy's bday so here's a wholesome one xD

[cool-thymus]

[Older brother Kakashi and younger brother Naruto hanging out in their room]

Happy birthday, Naruto boy!

[whatifyoulivelikethat]

to the person who sent this ask, I'm going to leave out some of the details of your message (rant? XD) since it contains some personal information and it wasn't clear if you wanted me to answer (and have other people know those details about you)

but I still wanted to answer anyway, clearly, lmao

hi so hey i'm the girl who sent an ask about birth control earlier this week

and i don't really have anyone in my life i want to talk to about this, so why not send it to the hot bts porn writer?

i am terrified i might be pregnant, like, for real. i know its highly unlikely (we used a condom, interrupted intercourse and all) but i am freaking the fuck out and i have never wanted my uterus to bleed as much as i do right fucking now. this is stressing me out so fucking much i am no longer functioning as a normal person.

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anyway, thanks for listening to this crazy ass rant about something that is probably not going to happen! i will swear off sex for a while, until i am back on proper birth control. sorry for ranting hehe

and happy bday tae ♡

As someone who had moments in life being stressed about their period being late, I can tell you being stressed about your period being late does in fact make your period late because you are stressed.

Yep, Mother Nature do be a fuckin' bitch

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You probably know already, but the most accurate result for a pregnancy test comes one week after your missed period. If you don't want to wait that long, the soonest is one to two weeks after intercourse. Tracking your period gives you probability of pregnancy (for most phone apps, I use one myself).

I know what it's like to be scared. My last period was 4 days late and I was checking all the times I had sex (which is pointless for someone like me). On Christmas Day, I received my present from Mother Nature as blood gushing between my legs, hooray!

:-)

(but actually >:| )

And tbh the reason is probably because this entire month has been shit for me. I did hope I could be in a better headspace for Christmas and New Years so this blog could have some festive fucking, but, alas, it's bad news after bad news. :/ I am only allowing myself to write what I want and not force anything. I have things I want to write, but some days... hah. It's killing my vibe, seriously. And made my period late, stressing me out and making my period later.

*disgruntled*

It's okay to be scared. I still think it's unlikely (from what you've told me) and perhaps it is only irrational fear and anxiety, but I also understand that it will still strongly affect you, of course. And even if you know all the rational reasoning, I know that doesn't take your fears away. Take everything one step at a time. Breathe. The other person is supportive of you. You know the steps to take. The waiting game, truly, is the fucking worst. Distract yourself with your hobbies, binge watch a show, do things to keep your mind occupied.

And remember, whatever comes, you have options. You can rant to me some more (lol). You can DM me here or (thanks to BTS) I now have an Instagram.

I, uh, hope Mother Nature blesses you with blood coming out of your vagina? (feels really weird typing that) Should I make some kinda prayer circle for you? A circle of Namjoon photocards with a piece of paper that says, please give anon the gift of a period?

Would that help???

*pat pat* I'm here for you. I know you're scared. Rant whenever you want hahaha

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birthday boy :D

wholesome pics only, of course ;)