#but just a point that bucky is pretty technologically savvy !

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Stark Spangled Forever- Utter Nonsense Drabble... 40 Questions!

Yeah so don’t ask me where this came  from, but I saw these floating around and for some reason decided it would be funny if Steve and Katie answered  some of them instead of me...

I think the original post was from @odaatlover​  and I think I was taggeed by @sweater-daddiesdumbdork​. Anyway, I took my favourite ones and this was the result...enjoy!

1. What’s one animal you wish you could have as a pet but can’t?

Katie: I’d kinda like a tiger. They’re so graceful and  pretty but pack a mean bite and you wouldn’t mess with one would you?

Steve: Who does that remind you of?

2. Favorite thing to wear to sleep?

Steve: (grinning) Nothing.

Katie : I can confirm that is also my favourite thing he sleeps in...

3. What song really gets you going?

Katie: In what way? If it’s to dance and just act like a crazy fool to then its always going to be “Back in Black” because it reminds me a lot of Tony and happy times growing up. But if its one to spark memories then its our wedding song.

Steve: “The Only One In Color” by Trapt. I also kinda like the John Legend song  “You and I” because it reminds me of her, you know, the bit aout trying on every damned out fit she ownes before we can go out.

Katie: I don’t do that.

Steve looks at Katie, eyebrow raising.

Katie: Ok, maybe I can be a little incecisive....but tha wasn’t really the point of the...you know what, never mind. Next...

4. Where do you usually eat your meals?

Steve: It depends. If its breakfast or lunch dring the week then it’s usual eaten on the go whilst we’re getting the kids sorted or I’m in between classes...but dinner, well we always try and sit down. And at weekends we always eat at the table with the kids. 

5. Favorite meal: breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

Katie: Dinner. During the week Steve and I eat a little bit later than the kids so we have that time to ourselves just to decompress and talk about our day, have a bit of us time...and at weekend we’re al together so I love it.

Steve: I love it for all those reasons, and also because she’s the best damned cook on the planet.

6. Most embarrassing habit?

Katie: Erm...

Steve: It’s pretty embarassing when you throw a Brat tantrum about something.. Katie: I don’t do that in public.

Steve: Bullshit. I refer you to the whole car purchasing situation a few years ago.

Katie: Jamie was only a baby...I was hormonal.

Steve: Hormonal my ass, you were being a brat.

Katie:  Whatever.  Yours is definately the need to stand with your hands on your hips and give someone your Captain look, especially when it’s someone you have never met before but they just happen to be doing something to piss you off.

Steve:  I make no apologies for this.  People can be idiots.

7. Chocolate or fruity candy?

Both at same time: Chocolate.

Steve: Preferably British.  Cadbury’s to be specific. I got a taste for it when I was in London during the war.

Katie: He has a secret stash he hides from the kids...it’s great to blackmail him with.

8. Soft or hard tacos?

Steve: Soft

Katie: Hard

Steve: Although hard ones always remind me of when you went into labour with Jamie.  We were making them for lunch and you had a contraction and crushed one...

Katie: Oh yeah, maybe soft in that case...because that was painful.  And then I went throguh that another 3 times.Which is your fault.

Steve: I take full responsibility, yes. 

9. Worst way to break up a fight?

Katie: Walk into the middle of it and say “Prove it, put the hamer down...” Steve: sighs, That was one time.

Katie: And it levelled a forest.

Steve: Did it work?

Katie: Hmmm, suppose so.

Steve: There you go ...but if its a fight between us, the I can think of the best way to break it up...

Katie : grinning, yeah...that’ s pretty funny. Or the worst one is telling you you’re in the spare room.

Steve: Yeah...that sucks.

10. Best thing to say in an elevator of strangers?

Katie: Putting on deep voice “Before we get started, does anyone wanna get out?”

Steve: Sighing  I wish I had some smart reply to that bu I don’t...

Katie: No, you just threw us out the side of the damned thing from 14 storeys up

Steve: 19

Katie: That’s...that’s not better Steve.

11. Any hidden talents?

Steve: Not so much hidden really but I’m not a bad artist and Katie’s singing and piano playing is off the scale.

Katie: Steve’s really good at DIY. Like, brilliantly good.  And also pretty savvy with technology all things considered...

Steve: When you say all things considered you mean because I’m like 112

Katie: Actually, you’re like 127 if you count the 15 years you spent back in time after putting the stones back.

Steve: hesitates I thought you said they didn’t count because I didn’t spend them with you.

Katie: They don’t, but they still happened.

12. Socks or bare feet around the house?

Steve: Socks

Katie: Bare feet

Steve: Neither of those protect you from standing on lego, which for the record, I reckon has to be a pain worse than chilbirth.

Katie:  Seriously? You’re going there?

Steve: Ok, maybe that’s a slight exaggeration but it still hurts like hell.

13: Favorite board game?

Katie: Monopoly. Its funny to watch Emmy and Jamie getting really agitated and annoyed. The younger 3 don’t really get it, Rori just likes to help Steve by sorting all his money into piles and suggesting things he can spend it on.

Steve: Namely tutus and tap shoes...she still wants to be chorus girl.

14:Heat on or keep it cold with lots of layers?

Katie: Oh my God. Steve is a nightmare as he runs hotter than any of us, so whilst we want the fire or heat on he’s complaining he’s boiling hot all the time. Our bedroom is like an ice block.

Steve: Doll, I’ve been in an ice block. Trust me, our bedroom is like a furnace in comparison.

Katie: It si nice though, like sleeping with a big hot  water bottle.

15: At what age did you first have alcohol?

Katie: I’m sure Tony gave me beer when I was 15 or something but the first time I ever got drunk was aged 17. I went to a keg party at one of my friends and I was aboslutely shit faced. Tony held my hair back whilst i puked my guts upt for a good hour once I was home. I had the hangover to end all hangovers the next day and he cracked JARVIS up to maximum volume just to teach me a lesson.

Steve:  I think I was 18. Me and Buck drank a bottle of his dad’s home made hooch...yeah, it didn’t take me much to get me drunk back then and I was very, very illl. Ma thought I had a fever. Mr Barnes thought it was hilarious, but still gave us both a slap upside th head...

16. What’s the most amount of money you’ve spent on a single item of clothing?

Katie: I would say my wedding dress, but Tony bought that for me, so it would probably the the dress I wore to the  SIP Launch for The Color Of Revenge...that cost...well it was in the tens of thousands

Steve:  Blinking How much?

Katie: You don’t need to know.

17. What do you typically wear to formal events?

Steve: Whatever my gal tells me to.

Katie: And you always look great Soldier.

18. Favorite memory?

Steve: Oooh, other than when we adopted Emmy or the kids were born, I’d have to say when Katie agreed to be my wife. I’ll never forget that day as long as I live.

Katie: Me neither, not least becase I got my camero...

Steve: rolls eyes.

Katie:  Joking aside, yeah the engagement sticks in my mind but I think it was when you finally kissed me for the first time. I knew then that I was never gonna let you go.

Steve: yeah...that...ok you know what this is an impossible question after being together for so long.

19. Favorite shoes?

Katie: I have a pair of sparkly gold Jimmy Choo stilettoes that I’ve had for ages. They’re gorgeous, with ankle straps and pointed toes. I’ve had them for almost  17 years but they’re amazin.

Steve: grins. Yeah, they’re my favourite shoes too...

Katie: Pervert.

Steve: I’m not even gonna deny it. Those shoes ALWAYS stay on if I can help it.

20. Most dangerous thing you’ve ever done?

Both start to laugh hysterically.

Steve: Where do we start?

Katie: New York, Washington, Sokovia, Lagos, Leipzig, Siberia, Wakanda, Upstate and proablly a whole load of other places in between could be good places Stevie.

Steve: Yeah, this...I can’t answer this. 

21. Most embarrassing thing your parents have caught you doing?

Katie: I was 7 when my parents died but taking Tony as surrogate, I reckon him catching us in the kitchen when we were...you know, and he didn’t actually know about us has got to be up there.

Steve: Yeah, that was pretty bad... although my Ma once caught me and Bucky measuring our... looks down.

Katie: splutters What? You never told me this?

Steve: Well its not exactly somethign that crops up in conersation sweethheart? “Oh by the way, once when we were 16 me and Buck compared sizes...” Katie: Blinks. Boys are strange. So who had the biggest...

Steve: Next question...

22. Last time you had an orgasm?

Both grin.

Steve: Last night 

Katie: I can confrim this...there’s not many nights to be fair where we don’t...

23: Celebrity Crushes?

Katie: grins. Does Bucky Barnes count?

Steve: Fuck you.

24: Makeup or natural?

Katie: Normally I just wear a bit of tinted moisturiser and mascara, now I have the kids anyway. I don’t have time to really do my face in a morning. I’ll make the effort when we go out though...

Steve: You don’t need it honey.

Katie: Awww thanks baby.

Steve: Although that red lipstick you wear, the bright red..yeah...I like that... grins wickedly and winks It smears well...

Katie flushes: dirt bag

25. Favorite season?

Katie: Summer. Growing up in Malibu I like the sun and warmth.

Steve: Fall. It’s an artists dream...the colours and textures are amazing to work with

Katie: Fall is rubbish. Everything dies and it’s a bit shit.

Steve: But you make apple pie and get to snuggle in my sweaters.

Katie: literally the only 2 things good about it. 

26. Are you a competitive person?

Katie snorts and looks at Steve

Steve: I’m not even going to deny it. 

Katie: He even refuses to let the kids win a games sometimes.

Steve: Important life lessons, Doll. 

27. First pet you’ve ever owned?

Katie: My goldfish Flounder, the one that Tony replaced about 8 times. Other than that it was my Turkey Marv, he was ace.

Steve: I didn’t have any growing up so mine would be Lucky. He was a great dog. 

28. Favorite pasta dish?

Steve: Mac and Cheese, specifically Katie’s. It’s amazing.

Katie smiling: Yeah  I like Mac and Cheese, but I also enjoy carbonara.

29. Favorite kind of pizza?

Both: Pepperoni.

Steve: New York Style.

Katie: I like Deepdish every now and then.

Steve: It’s not the same...

Katie: well dur, that’s the point.

Steve: Yeah, not convinced. 

30. Lots of acquaintances or a handful of close friends?

Katie: Handful of close friends, without a doubt. They become an extension of your family, you know. All of us in the Avengers were close and when you have that bond, you’ll do anything for one another.

Steve: Agree completely. When you’re close like we all are then it makes everything that little bit easier, knowing that whatever you’re facing you’ve got each others 6.

31: Something that ruins your appetite?

Katie: Narrows eyes Whenver I see Ross on Tv. Makes me want to puke.

Steve: You really should let that go you know?

Katie: Never. I hold a grudge very well.

Steve: Don’t I know it.

32. Night out with a bunch of friends in public or night in with one friend having deep conversations?

Steve: I’ve never been one for big nights out. I enjoy the odd one now and then but, I’d much rather curl up on the sofa or round the firepit with Katie or Sam or Bucky with a beer and some decent talk.

Katie: Yeah, at one time I would have said night out hands down, but certianly since having the kids, or even since we started dating, it’s definately change my ideas a little. Some of the nicest nights we’ve had have been spent on the sofa.

Steve grins: yeah...

Katie: And not just because of that....

33. Have you ever told someone you loved them first?

Steve: I’ve only ever told one girl I loved them and she’s sat right here, and I said it first that night...

Katie: smiling Yeah, yeah you did. I wasn’t far behind though, like 3 seconds or something.

34. Have you ever had sex on the first date?

Katie: Does a one night stand count as a first date? Because if so then yes...

Steve: Same.

Katie: Lottie?

Steve: Storm?

Both look at one another,  teasingly.

Katie: Ok next question...

35. Heroes or villains?

Steve: Some people might say there’s a fine line between the two. Katie: Oh here he goes, getting all Captain Philosophical again...look, everyone knows we were suposedly the heroes Steve, and to be fair we saved the world a fair few times, we were even fighting in the shadows during the Nomad years.

Steve: I know, I know...

36. How many plates can you eat at a buffet?

Steve: You know I’ve never actually counted.

Katie: You did 20 at the last brunch we went to.

Steve: 20...that’s...impressive.

Katie: smirking Bucky did 22

Steve: sighs Of course he did...

37: Favorite dessert?

Steve: Apple pie, preferably Katie’s

Katie: Pecan pie. Hands down. 

38 Would you rather watch a TV show or a movie?

Steve: Ooh, that’s..i suppose it depends. I do like a good TV series, especially if we can curl up and binge watch once the kids are going to bed but I do have fond memories of us working through the films on my list...

Katie: smiling, yeah we had a lot of fun. Still

39. What’s your favorite compliment to give?

Steve: I love telling Katie how beautiful she is, and what a wonderful mother she is...all of which is true.

Katie: I like to remind Steve that he’s my Steve Rogers, not Captain America...because he is. And he’s the most amazing man on the planet, with or withouth that serum coursing through his veins. Which is what makes him the best dad the kids could wish for.

40. What’s the luckiest thing that’s ever happened to you?

Steve: smiling,  she’s sat right next to me.

Katie: smiling , back at ya soldier.

[kurtty-drabbles]

Freedom au

@djinmer4

N/A: Because Wanda/Kitty is a kick-ass ship that deserves more recognition. Also, fuck the Lighting Force. This all was born among a simple conversation. I´m too lazy to google Doom´s country, so, I´m sort using a new name for it.

 The weather is dry and grim as reflecting the news that Hydra agents killed shock the entire nation to its core, Captain America. His sidekick, Bucky returns from the failed mission with his shield and a sour expression along with a desire for revenge.

Many speculate that Germany will fall, is all a question about when, maybe today, maybe tomorrow, but they will fall. Kitty Pryde is American, Mutant and Jewish and unlike the others that can idly speculate …she can´t and won´t wait until the Nazi´s pile of card fall (so many good people are hurt in the waiting)

 “Bucky!” Kitty phases through the walls of the Headquarters as Bucky, Black Widow, Ben Grimmes and Luke Cage are in the room “I´m here”

 Bucky only nods as he continues “As you know, Hydra and the Nazi party are an infestation we can´t get rid alone, Tony Stark is being blind by money” Bucky frowns at this “and we need a plan, we can´t wait any longer”

 “I´d have a plan” Kitty speaks “But, we´ll have to kill to the extreme” Kitty speaks strongly “I´m not here to be like Professor X and expect a good talk with make those ….people to listen, Are you all ready to get your own hands dirty?”

 “I´m ready” Natasha speaks with her arms ready “tell us your plan”

 Ben Grimmes being the only mutant, who like Kitty, is Jewish, is nodding as Kitty is explaining her plan.

  Tony Stark have weapons and friends, also, he has a lack of moral and saw no reason to profit in the war. This thinking led to his demise as Kitty phase his heart out and all the ships with guns and supplies to Germany (that country is lacking even the most basic stuff to keep people) are waiting for the Stark´s input.

 Kitty signal to Natasha to keep going, like the red hair, using one of Tony´s inventions, pretend to be Tony Stark himself, the woman manages to fool all his employees as she did spy the man for a couple of months.

 “We don´t make negotiation with Nazis NEVER AGAIN” Natasha speaks as Tony “as the money they gave me to will be better used to help those in need”

  The British resistance receive a call from Tony Stark, the mercenary, as they call him, and are shocking to see is Black Widow and Kitty Pryde on the screen (another technology Stark created to everyone)

 “Who are you?” one of the members asked and Kitty show her star of Davi, they may not be Jewish as she, but, they can understand where she comes from.

 “My name is Shadowcat, and I´m here to end this war NOW” Kitty speaks like a true leader and the others listen, even those who have the mentality of “women belong in the kitchen” can´t afford this anymore and at this point, any help is accepted.

 “Tell me your plan,” one of them said listening carefully.

 “No, tell me about the mutants of your land first” she demands with a savvy few men can possess.

 The Roma Community is in a tight spot, again, the Nazis believed them to be superior and all those who are inferior must be destroyed, Wanda Maximoff does not like to fight, but, she will fight with all she has to save her community.

 Her mother knows a few spells, however, Wanda possesses a power that the Nazis fear, to the point, and they send the Lighting Force to stop Wanda. Nightcrawler thought Wanda pretty for someone, in his own words, is a “gipsy”, Wanda has heard that word too many times to be offended by such creature.

 “Is that supposed to make me cry and render me powerless?” Wanda asked as her eyes are red now “I´m the Scarlet Witch and the likes of you 3 are not welcome in my house” The woman using her own spells throw Nightcrawler away breaking several of his bones.

 Sadly, he´s still alive. Her magic decided to punish Meggan for her betrayal as now Lighting Force only has 2 ‘’heroes’’ and Captain B(as Britain refuses to let the man uses the name) is coughing blood and is flying away with Kurt in his arms.

 “This war ends now!” Wanda speaks seething inside. She only calms down when her brother arrives, he saves all the prisoners the Hydra was trying to take and returns to his family and hugs her.

 “Is ok, we´re here, we are here, Wanda” Pietro speaks and then gives news that will change her life “King Doom, lame name if you ask me, wants to help more in the cause and …he have the contact with a member of the resistance of US…a woman named Kitty Pryde”

 “One woman?” Wanda speaks in amusement.

 “She killed the first head of Hydra and the Nazis, Tony Stark and his supports and now, all his remains allies are helping us because of her” Pietro explained and Wanda smiled impressed.

  King Doom is a Roma and created Latvonia as a paradise for his people and those who believe in white supremacy are seething that this man is powerful than all the white racist in the building. The man caught the word by Ben Grimmes (they are friends sort of) that Kitty Pryde can help.

 Doom didn´t doubt as Ben is not one to joke or put his faith blindly on people and Doom was right(like always) when Kitty speaks to him about the future of Europe once the Nazi are destroyed and how to prevent people like that trash ever return to power.

 Doom also take tabs of all the Roma´s communities and Wanda Maximoff is well regarded to all the magical community, the Szardos are expelled for helping the Lighting Force, on their own free will, Amanda/Jimaine believed that was her golden ticket and…it was not true.

 Wanda shows compassion and power that can be the difference in this stupid war. Doom introduces Wanda and Kitty as Ben and Victor Doom are planning their next move, Scarlet Witch and Shadowcat only talk about everything.

 “So, you´re the one who orchestra this?” Wanda asked impressed “what´s your next step on your plan?”

“The Nazis have no supporters the Italians just renegade Mussolini, to put lightly, and Japan surrender thanks to Sunfire…and the army of the Nazis are compost of children with 14 years old, what we need to do now is to literally march and take down the bad eggs” Kitty stops “oh, sorry, I´m talking about war as if the only thing in my life”

 “Don´t apologise, I think is amazing how you managed to create all of this on your own, before this …I thought this war would be immortal” Wanda speaks with awe of admiration “in honesty, I´m impressed by you”

 “Me? I´m impressed by you! You´re Scarlet Witch! I heard so many things about you, I´m amazed to be able to meet you, and now I´m talking like a fangirl” she blushes and Wanda giggles and Kitty decides that a good sound.

 “So, tell me, how was your life before the war?” Wanda asked and Kitty tells how her mother would make dishes and how the synagogue was and Wanda is listening. Ben watches the scene and then back at Doom.

 “You´ve time to play cupid?” he asked.

 “Of course, what a better way to celebrate than loving someone” Doom explained and Ben rolls his eyes in good humour, lately, things seem to be better as Ben is even enjoying Doom´s Company.

  Bucky taking orders from Kitty is eliminate the heart of Hydra, not the heads, as, without their leaders, Hydra is a mess and surrender easily. Lighting Force is called to protect the headquarters of the Nazis where the leaders are there…in a bunk hidden deep down in the floor.

 Nightcrawler is ready to fight Bucky, once he is fully healed from that Roma woman, however, to his delight Shadowcat shows up and will be she to face Nightcrawler and the blue demon can only smile at such stupidity.

 “Bucky, continue the plan, I take from here” Kitty speaks and Bucky nods escaping the scene letting Kitty handle Nightcrawler.

 “A pretty woman!” Nightcrawler exclaims “Oh, I´ll make you fall in love with me and you´ll be crazy about me and only me” he speaks creeping towards Kitty as the woman didn´t move, however, every time he tries to touches his hand phases like it was trying to touch the wind.

 Kitty only smirks as she grabs his arm and gives a Karate´s move on him making the man break his back. “Listen here, you Nazi Scum, tell me where is the survivors or I´ll rip all your organs and trust me…it will be painful for you”

 “Oh, you had everything under control” Wanda shows up hovering from the ground as Kitty is twisting the arms as Kurt is giving the location of the political prisoners, you see, Nazis didn´t attack only Jews, they did go after gays people, black people and anyone who wasn´t the perfect White material.

 “Ah, is cute you worry about me, Wanda, but I´m fine, just taking the trash out, I´m a very responsible woman and we can´t let the trash remain on streets” Kitty speaks as Nightcrawler is drooling in pain, it would be something to take pity if the man wasn´t adorned with Nazi’s symbols.

 “You´re right” using one of her spells the Roman woman conjure a trash can “ We need to keep the city clean, no more garbage around” Kitty nods as she throws Nightcrawler in the trash, the man was feeling too much pain to teleport as his arm is broken beyond repair.

 Bucky returns later with Brian arrested and all the allies invaded the place with furies, the allies, in this scenario, are also the German people who were believed into false promises better Germany only to end up with a terrible reputation.

  The war is over, but, now what to do? People are free from the prisons where they were kept and all the concentration camps are turning down for good. King Doom and the allies are discussing the next step, rebuild Germany.

 “The German people seem to take a like for you two” Doom speaks, once Scarlet Witch and Shadowcat are in a private room. Both women are holding hands as Doom stills speaks “Is a crazy idea but…would you want to rule Germany together?”

 Kitty looks at Wanda and asked to directly to her “What you think?”

 “Well, we´re very popular now, extremely so, if you want to rule, I´ll rule with you” Wanda speaks as now her forehead is touching Kitty´s forehead tenderly as they kiss.

 “I guess we´ll rule…temporarily until they find someone for the job” Kitty speaks and Doom nods fully believing that the job already has 2 women more than adequate to rule. History is forever changed by two women in love.