#but niel is still da bomb

[a-lame-constellation]

Korean MVs that came out in 2017

~Since i’m not into most kpop groups i might forget to write a comeback so feel free to tell me some that i haven’t written yet or if i have done a mistake.~

*The songs are not in order

**I’ve already made a 2016 list (and i’m making a 2018)

January:

AOA - Excuse Me

AOA - Bing Bing

Bae Da Hae - Knock Knock Knock

S.E.S. - Paradise

AKMU - Last Goodbye

INA - Rainbow

April - April Story

WJSN - I Wish

Davii - Navigation (ft. Heize)

Jun.K - Your Wedding

Minje - Our City

TopSecret - She

Varsity - U R My Only One

Mixx - Love Is a Sudden

NCT127 - Limitless

Vromance - I’m Fine

Day6 - I Wait

Ravi - Bomb (ft. SanE)

Sonamoo - I Think I Love U

Young Cream - 042

Shinhwa 13th - Touch

TRAX [STATION] - Road

Soulights - Crush

EVE - Candle

Jun.K - No Shadow

I - I Wish

Hello Venus - Mysterious

Dreamcatcher - Chase Me

Choi ye_guen Band - Adult

Rain - The Best Present

Niel - Love Affair

CLC - Hobgoblin

Seohyun - Don’t Say No

Zizo - Dynamite Girl

LOOΠΔ(Loona)/YeoJin - Kiss Later

LOOΠΔ(Loona)/Heejin, Hyunjin - My Sunday

LOOΠΔ(Loona)/Heaseul, Yeojin - My Melody

Yoon Do Hyun [STATION] - Sparks Fly

Kasper - Lean On Me

I.O.I - Downpour

40, Dasom - You&I

Park Kyung - When I’m With You (ft. BrotherSu)

Kang Sira - Don’t Wanna Forget

Jooheon - Rhythm

Luna, Hani, Solar - Honey Bee

Joo Chan, So Yoon - No One Like You

2NE1 - Goodbye

Gain, Jeff Bernat - Play

Pentagon - Pretty pretty

Yesung, Selgi [STATION] - Darling U

Jessi - Don’t Make Me Cry

San E - I Am Me (ft. Hwasa)

A.Leean - Fall Back

Suzy - Yes No Maybe

Dynamic Duo, Chen - Nosedive

Sam Kim, Loco - Think About’ Chu

MelodyDay - You Seem Busy

Ryan - Don’t Tell Me Why (ft.Addy)

Kassy - Dream

Masta Wu - Shit (ft. Dok2)

Crybaby - Paramount (ft. TakeOne)

Cheetah - Blurred Lines (ft Hanhae)

Gallant, Tablo, Eric Nam - Cave Me In

Kebee - My Foreigner (ft. BrotherSu)

Ji Hoon Shin - You Are A Star Already

HuhGak - Miss You

Zion.T - The Song

Red Velvet - Rookie

Crown J - Hajima

Lydia Lee - Blue

February:

Imfact - In The Club

Suho, Song YoungJoo [STATION] - Curtain

Masc - Tina

Block B - Yesterday

SF9 - Roar

Day6 - You Were Beautiful

Jung Joon Young - Me and You (ft. Jang Hyejin)

Rhythm Power - Bangsaneung

Cross Gene - Black or White

San E - Counselor

1NB - Stalker

NCT Dream - My First and Last

SunnyHill - Crossroads

B.I.G - 1.2.3

Bts - Spring Day

Bts - Not Today

SBGB - Card Captor Sakura

J’Kyun - Soaking (ft. Cherry Coke)

Jang Joon, Young Taek - Drought (ft. BéE)

Soyou, Baekhyun - Rain

BeautyHandsome - This Game

Skull - Crazy (ft. Verbaljint, KittiB)

Moon Kim - Dark Chocolate

BiPA - Coffee Shop Oppa

MelodyDay - Kiss On The Lips

K.a.r.d - Don’t Recall

Kim Jinho - Graduation Picture

Scarlet mojo-Pin - Ez come Ez go (Gorilla-Man)

Eden - I’m Still (ft. Kwon Jina)

Dean - Beyond (ft. Yerin Baek)

VAV - Venus (Dance With Me)

Taeyeon - I Got Love

Taeyeon - Fine

Twice - Knock Knock

100% - Sketch U

Cheeze - Love You

Solar - Happy People

Soma - Midnight In Paris

Soma - Pale Blue

HeeJun Han - Think of You

San E - What If

Junggigo, Chanyeol - Let Me Love You

Subin - Strawberry

Subin - Circle’s Dream

High4 - Love Line

gugudan - A Girl Like Me

Lovelyz - WoW!

Park Won, Suzy - Don’t Wait For Your Love

Ailee - Reminiscing

Penomeco - WTF (Went Too Far)

Code Kunst - Fire Water (ft. G.Soul, Tablo)

Most Badass Asian - MBA

Most Badass Asian - Joker

Most Badass Asian - Thursday Party (ft. Big One)

Most Badass Asian - Turn Off The Radio (Taxi Driver)

Beatwin - Don’t Leave

March:

Ovan - Virgin Love

Live - Known Me (ft. Dean)

Live - Please (ft. Kim Hyo Eun, G2, Dumbfoundead)

Victon - Eyez Eyez

Ovan - Girl You Deserve It

Kim Ji Soo - Dream All Day

Blanc7 - Yeah

GFriend - Fingertip

BtoB - Movie

Day6 - How Can I Say

Rare Potato - Starlit Night

B.A.P - Wake Me Up

LambC - Love Like That

Romeo - Without U

Jung Key - Anymore (ft. Whee In)

Eric Nam x Somi - You, Who?

Brave Girls - Rollin’

Highlight - It’s Still Beautiful

Highlight - Plz Don’t Be Sad

Got7 - Never Ever

Dorothy Scene - We Are Just..

Cherry Coke - Like I Do

Jung Joonil - Wish

MVP - Take It

Oohyo - Pizza

Cao Lu, Kisum, Yerin - Spring Again

Mad Clown - Love Is A Dog From Hell (ft. Suran)

Seven O’Clock [SOC] - Echo

Hwanhee - So It Is

Yang Hee Eun x AKMU - The Tree

Cnblue - Between Us

Monsta X - Beautiful

Pristin - Wee Woo

IU - Through the Night

BigFlo - Stardom

DJ Juice - BEATful Life (ft. Verbal Jint, Nuck)

J-Min - Alive

Lee Sun Jung Band - Because of Love

Pretty Brown - Grey (ft. Verbal Jint)

Sanchez - 5 More Minutes (ft. Beenzino)

Moon Hyuna - Cricket Song

Roydo - Rewind

Lucy - B-day

Eyedi - Best Mistake (K)

Ofa - To You For You

X.Q - Long Time

Girl’s Day - I’ll Be Yours

Seo In Guk - Better Together

D.G.N.A - Lucky Man

Owol - Nuna (ft. Microdot)

Jero - Delusional

Red Velvet [STATION] - Would You

Seventeen - Smile Flower

I’M - Save Me

OFA - Somebody

OFA - Grow Old

JK Kim Dong Uk - Universe

April:

DPR Live - Cheese & Wine

Oh My Girl - Coloring Book

Winner - Really Really

Winner - Fool

INX - 2Gether

Dreamcatcher - Good Night

Imfact - Tension Up

Taeyeon - Make Me Love You

SBGB - Ki-dult

Corona - Holding Your Hand

Hong Dae Kwang - Fall In Love

Gaeko - Gajah (ft. Rap Monster)

Day6 - I’m Serious

Okdal - Love Advice

Okdal - Intern

Ten [STATION] - Dream In A Dream

Baekhyun [STATION] - Take You Home

Jenyer, Samuel Seo - Cliché

Jeong EunJi - The Spring (ft. Hareem)

EXID - Night Rather Than Day

MiSO - KKPP

Teen Top - Love Is

Lee Hae Ri - Pattern

Lee Hae Ri - Hate That I Miss You

Unit Black - Steal Your Heart

BLACK6IX - Please

Kim Na Young - Being An Adult

Zico - She’s a Baby

Daze - Friday

Berry Good - BibbidiBobbidiBoo

Apink - Always

Kisum - Sleep Tight (ft. Gilgubonggu)

DIA - Will You Go Out With Me

Yesung - Paper Umbrella

DinDin - Super Super Lonely

Hyolyn, Changmo - Blue Moon

Minzy - NiNaNo (ft. Flowsik)

Baek Ji Woong - Your Day

SF9 - Easy Love

Laboum - Hwi Hwi

Chung Ha - Week

IU - Palette (ft. G-Dragon)

Junggigo - Across The Universe

Hyukoh - Leather Jacket

Hyukoh - Tomboy

Hyukoh - Wanli

IU - Ending Scene

K.A.R.D - Rumor

14U - Very Very Very

Varsity - Hole In One

OLNL - OYeah

Reddy - Supreme

Jonghyun - Lonely (ft. Taeyeon)

Stella Jang - Vanishing Paycheck

Triple H - 365 Fresh

Jah Vinci Skull, C Jamm, Jah Vinci - Killa Dreads

Boi B - ADY (ft. Sik-K)

Sugarbowl - Second Date

Knowing Bros - Theme song

May:

Yong Jun Hyung - Wonder If (ft. Heize)

Lovelyz - Now, We

G.Urban - I’ll give it to you

VAV - Flower (You)

JeA - You’re Different (ft. Ra.D)

Ludonph Yongjunko - Tell Me It’s Okay (ft. Luna)

Busters - Dreamer

Day6 - Dance Dance

Romeo - Stay With Me

Psy - I Luv It

Psy - New Face

Twice - Signal

Vixx - Shangri-La

Unnies - Right?

Honeyst - Like You

Urban Zakapa - Alone

Sohee - Spotlight

B.I.G - Hello Hello

IKON - Bling Bling

IKON - B-Day

Roy Kim - Egoist

Roy Kim - Suddenly

Cheeze - Be There

Dean - Love (ft. Syd)

Loco - Movie Shoot (ft. DPR Live)

Loco - Too Much (ft.Dean)

Seventeen - Don’t Wanna Cry

Dear Cloud - Silver Lining

Map6 - I’m Ready

A.C.E - Cactus

Yezi - Anck Su Namun

Yong Yong - Scribbling

KNK - Sun, Moon, Star

Kriesha Chu - Trouble

Yoo Yong Min - Nobody Knows

Goretexx, Black Nut, Han Yo Han - Silky Boys

South Club - Hug Me

Marmello - Puppet

MeiMei Jane - Forever

Shin Hyun Woo - So Amazing

LOOΠΔ(Loona)/Eclipse

Joo - Late in the Morning

Kyuhyun - Goodbye For Now

24K - Only You

Most Badass Asian - Officer

Highlight - Calling You

Sistar - Lonely

Astro - Baby

The Black Skirts - Who Do You Love

Baek A Yeon - Sweet Lies (ft. The Barberettes)

Still PM - True

June:

Elris - We, First

Suran - 1+1=0 (ft. Dean)

S.E.T - Nalari

TopSecret - Mind Control

Gummy - I I Yo

Chung Ha - Why Don’t You Know (ft. Nucksal)

Ft.Island - Wind

Day6 - I Smile

WJSN - Happy

G-Dragon - Untitled, 2014

Eddy Kim - Heart  Pound

Pentagon - Critical Beauty

NCT 127 - Cherry Bomb

Vermuda - Dream Girl

Monsta X - Shine Forever

Mamamoo - Yes I Am

Mamamoo - Age Gag

BlackPink - As If It’s Your Last

South Club - Dirty House

South Club - I Got The Blues

South Club - Liar

Henry - I’m Good (ft. Nafla)

Ahn Jung Jae - You’re Fine

Apink - Five

Heize - Don’t Know You

Heize - You, Clouds, Rain (ft. Shin Yong Jae)

LOONA/JinSoul - Singing in the Rain

BoA - Camo

Lee Hyuri - Seoul (ft. Killagramz)

Crush - Summer Love

July:

The Barbarettes - Summer Love

Favorite - Party Time

Bang Yongguk - Yamazaki

Min Chae - Latata

VAV - ABC (Middle of the Night)

Lee Hyori - Black

Hyolyn, Kisum - Fruity

Crush - Outside (ft. Beenzino)

Day6 - Hi Hello

Take - Good Enough

Yu Seungwoo, Sandeul - Oppa

Red Velvet - Red Flavor

South Club - No

Millic - Paradise (ft. Fanxy Child)

One - Heyahe

One - Gettin’ By

Urban Zakapa - Moai

Xiumin x Mark [STATION] - Young & Free

Zico - Artist

Zico - Anti (ft. G.Soul)

Jessi - Gucci

Mind U - Love Me

Park Boram - Why, You? (ft. Seo Samuel)

Voisper - Crush On You

Hotshot - Jelly

WJSN (Cosmic Girls) - Kiss Me

Exo - Ko Ko Bop

Geeks - Woo

Psy - Love (ft. Taeyang)

KNK - Rain

Kard - Hola Hola

Jung Yong Hwa - That Girl (ft. Loco)

The Night Of Seokyo - Walking in the Moonlight )ft. Dawon, Lasier)

AKMU - Dinosaur

offonoff - gold (ft Dean)

Luda - I Will Give You All I Got

Dreamcatcher - Fly High

Monsta X - Newton

LOONA/Choerry - Love Cherry Motion

JJ Project - Tomorrow, Today

Longguo & Shihyun - the.the.the

9Muses - Remember

August:

Winner - Island

Winner - Love Me Love Me

GFriend - Love Whisper

Girl’s Generation - Holiday

Girl’s Generation - All Night (Documentary Ver.)

Yoo YoungJin x Taeyong [STATION] - Cure

Samuel - Sixteen (ft. Changmo)

Eddy Kim - Now

ONF - ON/OFF

CLC - Where are you?

The Rose - Sorry

Juniel - Last Carnival

Groovyroom - Sunday (ft. Heize, Jay Park)

Raina - Loop (ft. Aron of Nu’est)

N.Flying - The Real

Drug Restaurant - Drink O2 in the water

Primary - ~42 (ft. Sam Kim , eSNa)

Day6 - What Can I Do

Boyfriend - Star

WannaOne - Energetic

Weki Meki - I Don’t Like Your Girlfriend

Pristin - We Like

Momoland - Freeze

Oguogu - Ice Chu

Sunmi - Gashina

Heize - In The Time Spent With You

Hur Young Ji - Memory Clock

Hoody - Hangang

Kassy - Let It Rain

Victon - Unbelievable

Yu Seungwoo, Younha - Can’t Stop This Feeling

Jisook - Ilhoon - Baesisi

Aleph - Fall in Love Again

S2 - Honeya

Lee Seung Hwan - God Of Money

VIXX LR - Whisper

10cm - Help

HyunA - Babe

Jackson Wang - Papillon

Good Day - Rolly

S.I.S - I’ve Got A Feeling

Rolling Paper - Polaroid (ft. DalShabet’s Serri)

Jeong Sewoon, Sik-K - Just U

IZ - All You Want

Henry - That One

Babylon - Lalala

GreatGuys - Last Men

Golden Child - DamDaDi

Sanchez - Mesmerised (ft. Yong Jun Hyung)

Primary - Right (ft. Soyou)

Primary - Diet (ft.Solji)

Primary - Hello (ft.Lena Park)

Primary - Hush (ft. Jaebum)

9Muses - Love City

September:

10cm - Phonecert

Junho - Fine

Pentagon - When I Was In Love

Exo - Power

B.A.P - Honeymoon

Lee Gikwang - What You Like

Black6IX - Like A Flower

Day6 - I Loved You

Pentagon - Like This

Soyou - The Blue Night of Jeju Island

Yonko - Butterfly (Black Ver.)

San E, Penomeco, Microdot, Kebee - Fresh Up

Jeong Eun Ji - Manito

Elris - Pow Pow

Bobby - I Love You

Bobby - Runaway

Bts - DNA

IU- Last Night Story

B1A4 - Rollin’

P.O - MEN’z NIGHT (ft. Chancellor)

Day6 - When You Love Someone

U-Know [STATION] - Drop

K.will - Nonfiction

Seventeen (SVT Leaders) - Change Up

LOONA/Odd Eye Circle - Girl Front

Bolbbalgan4 - Some

Βolbbalgan4 - Blue

Bolbbalgan4 - Imagine

Bolbbalgan4 - Fix Me

Yoona [STATION] - When The Wind Blows

Koh Nayoung - Stars

Sugarbowl - A Very Special One

20 Years of Age - Not Him

October:

Stray Kids - Hellevator

TRCNG - Spectrum

Hash Tag - Hue

Got7 - You Are

Nu’est W - Where You At

Basement Claxxic - Always on my Mind

Davichi - To Me

Jang Wooyoung - Still Me

SF9 - O Sole Mio

Rainz - Juliette

Woo Seok - Lift off (ft. E’Dawn)

Varsity - Can You Come Out Now?

Up10tion - Going Crazy

Masc - Do It

Yu Seungwoo - Tonight

Paul Kim - Stranger

Mate - A Day

Mate - Baby

Dpr Live - Jasmine

Hi Cutie - Play U

HA:TFELT - I Wander (ft. Gaeko)

HA:TFELT - Read Me (ft. Punchnello)

Highlight - Can Be Better

Taemin - Move

BtoB - Missing You

Jung Jin Hyeong - Tru (ft. Sik-k)

A.c.e - Callin’

JBJ - Fantasy

Killagramz - Coloring (ft. Hash Swan)

Seventeen [Vocal Team]

Jimin (AOA) - Hallelujah

Playback - Want You To Say

Super Junior - One More Chance

Twice - Likey

The Rose - Like We Used To

Juniel - I Drink Alone

Epik High - Home Is Far Away + Love Story

November:

Astro - Crazy Sexy Cool

Nick&Sammy - Without You

Jinbo - My Love By My Side (ft. Chancellor)

Super Junior - Black Suit

Byul - Leaves (ft. Junoflo)

Minah - 11°

Mind U - If

Jeon Soyeon - Jelly

Seventeen - Clap

VAV - She’s Mine

Eddy Kim - Bet On Me

Yiruma - F r a m e d

Sonamoo - I (Knew it)

Day6 - All Alone

Nieah - Baby I

Hyeongseop X Euiwoong - It Will Be Good

Sole - Ride (ft. Thama)

Martin Smith - Season Comes Again

Park Jimin - Say I Love You

Block B - Shall We Dance

Monsta X - DramaRama

Exid - DDD

Hwang Chi Yeul - Rewind

Rothy - Stars

Victon - Remember Me

Urban Zakapa - When We Were Two

Swings - Clock Out (ft. Jay Park, Crush)

WannaOne - Beautiful

Samuel - Candy

Kard - You In Me

Kiggen - Cloudy (ft. Solar)

Soma - In My Phone

Soma - Someday + Face Me

Pentagon - Violet

Pentagon - Runaway

Red Velvet - Peek-A-Boo

Joonil Jung - I Like

George - Boat

Jackson Wang - Okay

Soyou, Sung Si Kyung - I Still

No.11 - B1 (ft. Sung Joo of Uniq)

E Z Hyung - I Feel Good

Lee Ha Rin - A Strange Day

Fly To The Sky - Your Season

Kim Dong Wan - Afterimage

Map6 - Love Is Gone

Nell, Groovyroom - Today

UV - Za Bro (ft. Choiza)

HuhGak - Only You

Kream - Photograph

Zion.T - Nu DAY

Drug Restaurant - Catwoman

gugudan - Chococo

Jeebanoff - Timid (ft. Changmo)

December:

HyunA - Lip & Hip

Han Dong Geun - Undoable

Kisses - Dead-End

Day6 - I Like You

Kard - Trust Me

Zion.T - Snow

The Boyz - Boy

Dpr Live - Martini Blue

Dpr Live - Text Me

Taemin - Day and Night

K.Will, Soyou, Boyfriend, Mad Clown, Monsta X, Wjsn, Junggigo, Brothersu, Jeong Sewoon, Lee Kwanghyun, Yu Seungwoo, Mind U, #Gun, Duetto- Christmas Day

B.A.P - Hands Up

Soyou - The Night (ft. Geeks)

Car, the garden - Island (ft. OhHyuk)

Taeyeon - This Christmas

Twice - Heart Shaker

Twice - Merry & Happy

Laysha - Pink Label

Crush - Be By My Side

Exo - Universe

Loona/Chuu - Heart Attack

Lay - Goodbye Christmas

Eric Nam - Hold Me

Younha - Parade

Sunwoo Jung A - C A T (ft. IU)

Yang Da Il - Lie

Osshun Gum - Life’s a Dream

Kim Na Young - Miss U

[cybermoonmoon]

"A Day in the Life"

So I woke up at what I thought was Social Services. White halls with the smell of antiseptics. Long rows of hard plastic seats, and them flat screens with lately Fox News on them. 

#45 was pissed when he heard government waiting rooms showed CNN or Cartoons. So now we watch Fox.   It's almost as funny as Cartoons. I was the only one there. It pays to go early. 

Still wait I did. 40 minutes into some Fox guy "proving" the moon is made of cheese. I see my code blink on the board.

This is when I realized I didn't know why I was there. 

No cards or ID. This gets you sent to another hall where you wait some more. However instead of being drop kicked by security.  There was loud music.  Sort of like "Tubular Bells" from the 70's.

Santa the Tooth Fairy my Guardian Angel,...the worthless jerk, and my Grandma shoves me into a sedan chair. I'm processioned to the elevator to the tune of "Penny Lane". Like the Tardis it was much bigger on the inside. ...a local. 

Folks in costumes of different centuries was coming on, and off. They talked shop with my pallbearers or had faces buried in their devices. 

Me I was just along for the ride. We got off on 485th floor. I was dumped sideways off the chair into an office,...smaller on the inside.

Gawd or one of them was sitting at Her desk piled high with parchments floppy disks, and Edison Cylinders. She was smoking a pipe. She puffed away on "Holiday" tobacco,...like my dad.  She nodded to an old folding chair, and I sat.

Fox was yacking away on the wall screen.  This time some Nazi in a bowtie was saying how they want to exterminate everybody,...but in a nice way.  Lately these guys are trying to appear reasonable.  

Anyway he was going on about how the lower orders could all be killed with Neutron Bombs when Gawd turned the screen off. Sort of like that scene in "1984" where that Inner Party enforcer had the juice to turn off the tele-viewer,...much to Smith's amazement.

Sez Gawd. "First off ya dead pal.  Dead as a bag of hammers in Hiroshima.  No I dunno how.  Those details get lost up here, but ya a goner." "No there's no Heaven or Hell,...eh ya not going to cry or some shit? Religion makes people do that. 

No? ...good." "Well there's an orientation to bring you up to speed. Eternity dark matter the non-temporal realms all that crap. Ya gots a lot of unlearning to do before you can get along out here. Religion, and science has fucked you guys up bad."

"However that old time Diggers Beatnik Hippie stuff was close to the mark. Your file sez you was into some of that.  Let's see,...you was on da radio talking love, and stuff. Ya printed little broadsides about it too. 

Not bad."  "You're full of shit about everything else though.  So I'm sending you up for remedial ironic humor, and maybe reprograming about the properties of the Multiverse. You guys got that one wrong big time! Galileo took it well.   Niels Bohr, and his crowd of smarty pants was really pissed though."  "...fuck'em." There was a gong like at the fights. 

Me, and the folding chair dropped through a trap door, and I was in Heaven. Well not that, but the name will do.  A vacant lot in Cincinnati 1946.

Like some stories say they start you out with stuff you're used to. So for me working class mayhem segregation evil cops, and keys to a tenement. The upside,...this not being hell the digs was real cute. Like from Architects Digest. There was some sort of 3-D Google, and all the greasy food I every wanted. Being dead there's no craping or farting, and ya can eat like the frigging Sun King. 

I used the complimentary iPhone to order a 1932 hand made sky-blue Bugatti.

It appeared in my living room. I called back, and told them to quit fucking around. I heard a room full of kids laffing. They sent it down to the street.

I decided to start a journal blog thing,...Chapter One.

"I'm fucking dead, but the food's great." *To be continued.

[joshineurope2017]

Leaving Copenhagen

I'm here pretty early at CPH, waiting for the departures board to tell me the gate for my flight out. Copenhagen airport is expensive for Copenhagen, and that's saying something. Exhibit A: this rather luxurious dark chocolate latte (not a mocha, they put a sizeable hunk of dark chocolate on a stick and had me stir it in to my late) was about $8.25. A glass of beer is going to run me anywhere from $10-$13 here, and at best it looks like I'd be getting a special edition Tuborg, which is one of three common Scandinavian domestics.

Yesterday I went around to Das Rene Brøt again for a bread with butter and cheese and a latte. Then walked to Nørrebro to shop at two yarn stores. Nicola Garn had a large selection of Drops yarn, but none of it spoke to me. At Uldstedet København I found this fantastic bulky baby alpaca where it wasn't around but blown into a nylon web - it's ultra soft and I got a deep reddish purple and another in a pale yellow. I've got plans. I also got a skein of Danish merino fingering in a marked red orange colorway. No plans yet, but fingering doesn't count in your stash. I promise.

I walked around the Assistens cemetery. This is the final resting place of Søren Kierkegaard, Danish philosopher and father of existentialism. It's also where Hans Christian Anderson and Niels Bohr are buried. I visited their graves (except for Bohr's, I spaced it until I'd left), then explored some more. Assistens has an interesting chained off monument to French soldiers who died in the Great War. They also have a grave for the homeless complete with its own monument. I found another grave collection where everyone died on the same date. Looking it up produced the story of Operation Carthage, a British bombing run to eliminate a Gestapo office in Copenhagen. The bombing had collateral damage in a nearby school and several dozen civilians died. Hence the gravestones.

I stopped at an indoor market on the way back called Torvehallerne. I had a beef stew with potatoes and chives and cold pickled beets on top, rye bread on the side. With a beer of course. I stopped at the Mikkeller bottle shop in the market and bought a few things to take home.

It was also laundry day. I can't say I can operate a European washing machine and dryer with instructions and dials written in Danish, but I got my clothes cleaned. I also think I left a sock in Iceland. Such is life.

I went out when it got dark and got my first Danish classic hotdog. It was a trailer I'd seen outside the Rundetaarn the other day. Delicious. It was "økologiske", a word I've seen all over the place here, and I've taken it to be the Danish equivalent of "organic", the way we use it in the states to mean "feel good about what you're eating or drinking, even if it costs more, tastes weird, and has questionable health benefits over regular food." But the hotdog was good. The bun was pretty crispy and was more like a biscuit than I'm used to. Mette (my host) later suggested I try the standard hot dog at the airport. I did, and it was also really good.

After the dog, went next door to the Studenterhuset. This is a cafe and beer bar for students. Anyone can go in, but students get a decent discount. I had a beer and walked back to my room, to fold laundry and wind down for my flight to Munich on Tuesday.

And so I am here at CPH. I've finished my latte, figured out how to get on the WiFi (harder than it needed to be). I've made a list of what I'll be bringing back to the states from the duty free, for when I head back through here on the 4th. No need to lug that around Germany. I still haven't had to loosen the belt on my luggage for more space.

As an afterthought:

I've not been knitting for about two weeks due to a pinched nerve I gave myself while trying to speed knit a bulky tuck stitch cowl for my trip. Given how cold and windy it's been in Europe, I could have used it, but I ripped it out and started over and voilà. Hurt my left thumb. So while I'd planned to knit on this trip, I've instead been just buying yarn and dreaming what I'll make from it.

[cybermoonmoon]

“...for the ride”

"Sort of a Christmas Story",...in a way. So I woke up at what I thought was Social Services. White halls with the smell of antiseptics. Long rows of hard plastic seats, and them flat screens with lately Fox News on them. #45 was pissed when he heard government waiting rooms showed CNN or Cartoons.

So now we watch Fox.   It's almost as funny as Cartoons.

I was the only one there. It pays to go early. Still wait I did. 40 minutes into some Fox guy "proving" the moon is made of cheese. I see my code blink on the board.

This is when I realized I didn't know why I was there. No cards or ID. This gets you sent to another hall where you wait some more. However instead of being drop kicked by security. There was loud music.

Sort of like "Tubular Bells" from the 70's.

Santa the Tooth Fairy my Guardian Angel,...the worthless jerk, and my Grandma shoves me into a sedan chair. I'm processioned to the elevator to the tune of "Penny Lane".

Like the Tardis it was much bigger on the inside. ...a local.

Folks in costumes of different centuries was coming on, and off. They talked shop with my pallbearers or had faces buried in their devices. Me I was just along for the ride.

We got off on 485th floor. I was dumped sideways off the chair into an office,...smaller on the inside.

Gawd or one of them was sitting at Her desk piled high with parchments floppy disks, and Edison Cylinders. She was smoking a pipe. She puffed away on "Holiday" tobacco,...like my dad. She nodded to an old folding chair, and I sat.

Fox was yacking away on the wall screen. This time some Nazi in a bowtie was saying how they want to exterminate everybody,...but in a nice way. Lately these guys are trying to appear reasonable. Anyway he was going on about how the lower orders could all be killed with Neutron Bombs when Gawd turned the screen off.

Sort of like that scene in "1984" where that Inner Party enforcer had the juice to turn off the tele-viewer,...much to Smith's amazement.

Sez Gawd.

"First off ya dead pal. Dead as a bag of hammers in Hiroshima. No I dunno how. Those details get lost up here, but ya a goner."

No there's no Heaven or Hell,...eh ya not going to cry or some shit? Religion makes people do that. No? ...good.

Well there's an orientation to bring you up to speed. Eternity dark matter the non-temporal realms all that crap. Ya gots a lot of unlearning to do before you can get along out here. Religion, and science has fucked you guys up bad.

However that old time Diggers Beatnik Hippie stuff was close to the mark. Your file sez you was into some of that. Let's see,...you was on da radio talking love, and stuff. Ya printed little broadsides about it too. Not bad.

You're full of shit about everything else though. So I'm sending you up for remedial ironic humor, and maybe reprograming about the properties of the Multiverse. You guys got that one wrong big time! Galileo took it well.   Niels Bohr, and his crowd of smarty pants was really pissed though.

...fuck'em.

There was a gong like at the fights. Me, and the folding chair dropped through a trap door, and I was in Heaven. Well not that, but the name will do.

A vacant lot in Cincinnati 1946.

Like some stories say they start you out with stuff you're used to. So for me working class mayhem segregation evil cops, and keys to a tenement. The upside,...this not being hell the digs was real cute. Like from Architects Digest.

There was some sort of 3-D Google, and all the greasy food I every wanted. Being dead there's no craping or farting, and ya can eat like the frigging Sun King. I used the complimentary iPhone to order a 1932 hand made sky-blue Bugatti.

It appeared in my living room. I called back, and told them to quit fucking around. I heard a room full of kids laffing. They sent it down to the street.

I decided to start a journal blog thing,...Chapter One.

"I'm fucking dead, but the food's great."

*To be continued.

[cybermoonmoon]

“Hell”,...sort of

So I woke up at what I thought was Social Services. White halls with the smell of antiseptics. Long rows of hard plastic seats, and them flat screens with lately Fox News on them. #45 was pissed when he heard government waiting rooms showed CNN or Cartoons. So now we watch Fox.   It's almost as funny as Cartoons. I was the only one there. It pays to go early. Still wait I did. 40 minutes into some Fox guy "proving" the moon is made of cheese. I see my code blink on the board. This is when I realized I didn't know why I was there. No cards or ID. This gets you sent to another hall where you wait some more.  However instead of being drop kicked by security.  There was loud music.  Sort of like "Tubular Bells" from the 70's. Santa the Tooth Fairy my Guardian Angel,...the worthless jerk, and my Grandma shoves me into a sedan chair. I'm processioned to the elevator to the tune of "Penny Lane". Like the Tardis it was much bigger on the inside. ...a local.  Folks in costumes of different centuries was coming on, and off. They talked shop with my pallbearers or had faces buried in their devices. Me I was just along for the ride. We got off on 485th floor. I was dumped sideways off the chair into an office,...smaller on the inside. Gawd or one of them was sitting at Her desk piled high with parchments floppy disks, and Edison Cylinders. She was smoking a pipe. She puffed away on "Holiday" tobacco,...like my dad.  She nodded to an old folding chair, and I sat. Fox was yacking away on the wall screen.  This time some Nazi in a bowtie was saying how they want to exterminate everybody,...but in a nice way.  Lately these guys are trying to appear reasonable.  Anyway he was going on about how the lower orders could all be killed with Neutron Bombs when Gawd turned the screen off. Sort of like that scene in "1984" where that Inner Party enforcer had the juice to turn off the tele-viewer,...much to Smith's amazement. Sez Gawd. "First off ya dead pal.  Dead as a bag of hammers in Hiroshima.  No I dunno how. Those details get lost up here, but ya a goner." No there's no Heaven or Hell,...eh ya not going to cry or some shit? Religion makes people do that. No? ...good. Well there's an orientation to bring you up to speed. Eternity dark matter the non-temporal realms all that crap. Ya gots a lot of unlearning to do before you can get along out here. Religion, and science has fucked you guys up bad. However that old time Diggers Beatnik Hippie stuff was close to the mark. Your file sez you was into some of that.  Let's see,...you was on da radio talking love, and stuff. Ya printed little broadsides about it too. Not bad.  You're full of shit about everything else though.  So I'm sending you up for remedial ironic humor, and maybe reprograming about the properties of the Multiverse.  You guys got that one wrong big time! Galileo took it well.   Niels Bohr, and his crowd of smarty pants was really pissed though.  ...fuck'em. There was a gong like at the fights. Me, and the folding chair dropped through a trap door, and I was in Heaven. Well not that, but the name will do.  A vacant lot in Cincinnati 1946. Like some stories say they start you out with stuff you're used to. So for me working class mayhem segregation evil cops, and keys to a tenement. The upside,...this not being hell the digs was real cute. Like from Architects Digest. There was some sort of 3-D Google, and all the greasy food I every wanted. Being dead there's no craping or farting, and ya can eat like the frigging Sun King. I used the complimentary iPhone to order a 1932 hand made sky-blue Bugatti. It appeared in my living room. I called back, and told them to quit fucking around. I heard a room full of kids laffing. They sent it down to the street. I decided to start a journal blog thing,...Chapter One. "I'm fucking dead, but the food's great." *To be continued.