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#but people are suckers for long video essays and summaries IT'S ME I'M PEOPLE
svtskneecaps · 4 months
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friends and fiends if this truly spells the Over for the qsmp i may let the brainworms that have been festering in me for MONTHS--A YEAR, EVEN--win.
i may summarize the goddamn fucking lore.
#i CANNOT make an 8 hour summary i CAN'T i SHOULD NOT that is SO MUCH CONTENT#and i still only speak like 2/4 qsmp languages MAYBE 2.5/4 if we're REALLY stretching it#but GODDAMNIT I'M DOING SOME CURSORY RESEARCH ANYWAY BC I WANNA WRITE THAT FUCKING TIME LOOP#qsmp#maybe just the fed lore. haha. eye twitches. maybe just the iverall server lore. maybe i'll even bother caring about the qsmp livestreams.#haha. eye twitch. fucking. eye twitch.#solo lore is B E Y O N D me but MAYBE shit that affected Most or All lore i could do#like code lore and shit. obv it knots in with other lore but FUCK IT WHATEVER#AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH i'm not even gonna worry about it#yknow what. not even gonna worry about it. i gotta do the research first 🤪 whatever bro#if the research gets done i'll think about alllllllllllll the rest of this but this is a YEAR OF CONTENT#mother FUCKER dude it's not possible there's no way#this is a year with like 80 hours of streams per DAYYY at peak who could do this#who could. no wonder no one could keep up. no wonder i had to LIVE in the tag to keep up#good lord GOD i shouldn't do this. i'm not committing. god i want to though. god i shouldn't.#shut up vic#block game brainrot#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#WHATEVER HAHAHAHA WHATEVER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA#i will beat this storyline into SUBMISSION i will beat it to DEATH i will FORCE IT TO MAKE SENSE#I WILL PRUNE IT LIKE THE WORLDS WORST BONSAI I SWEAR TO GOD#i'm unhinged i can't i have so wanted to do this but i swore to myself i wouldn't#bc i know i'll go insane and i know it will take FUCKING YEARS and there is no fucking way i'll see it to the end#but goddddddddddddddd i want to i SO FUCKING WANT TO#listen. if there's no more lore. i may summarize the fucking lore. someone will beat me to it 100% bc i take fucking a million years#but people are suckers for long video essays and summaries IT'S ME I'M PEOPLE#anyway if you got this far and have the screenshot of mariana messaging slime to tell him their daughter is dead please send it#i can't find it via google and i don't have twitter and i know it was posted there at some point :(#i want it :( i want to throw it back in slime's face in the time loop because repetition is fun and heartbreaking >:D
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charmcoindied · 3 months
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you know a lot of youtubers need to do a much better job of asking themselves who their audience is. i'm watching this big long (~6 ish) hour video about mgs v and like, it's good, the guy talks about his personal connection to the series and the drama around the game's development (giving context as to Why he likes it and Why it was a messy game, which i like) and he gives a brief recap of peace walker to contextualize mgsv since it is a direct sequel but then he launches into a full plot detail of ground zeroes and tpp?
which i get it, the video is about mgs v, but it just feels like he can't decide if the video is for people who have played the game for themselves or if it's for people who are unfamiliar with the series. i can appreciate wanting to cover your bases because there are definitely people who watch these things that Aren't the intended target audience and who just want to listen to a 6 hour video essay while they're doing laundry or whatever but also 95% of the jokes are based on knowing shit about metal gear so like i don't get the appeal in that scenario.
i just feel like if you have a point to make about why you liked the game or why you didn't like the game (what the video is ultimately about) then giving a detailed summary of the entire game and its story is a little superfluous. and that could just be because i'm not super far into it and i haven't gotten to a part where he says something of substance but it very much feels like a victim of the "making long videos just to make long videos" style of youtube editing.
i mean i'll still watch it because i Want to watch a 6 hour video about metal gear solid v so i suppose that makes me the real sucker here but i hesitate to call it a "Good Video" because it meanders so much and refuses to focus on the actual point (the op's actual opinion)
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