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fazcinatingblog · 8 months

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Had a really nice sleep, it was like 30 minutes sleep dreaming that I was going to the grand final, wake up, check bank balance hmm no I'm not, sleep for 30 minutes dreaming I got a ticket, wake up check bank balance yeah no sorry, sleep for 30 minutes RINSE AND REPEAT THE ENTIRE NIGHT

#i don't even care that much!!!!!#i don't need to go to some stupid combustible stadium with overpriced food and drink and climb 500 stairs to watch some silly sportsball #NO I DON'T CARE #also it's so expensive like please don't take $200 from me that's like four weeks of myki money #I'm so happy to be in the grand final that I'll watch the game anywhere #Collingwood always do a live site i think in 2018 it was $20 to watch at the AIA centre #with inflation it'll be a billion dollars but look it doesn't matter there are pubs there is home there is so many places to watch the game #i don't know why i have to depress myself waking up every 30 minutes to check my bank balance #also how is that depressing 'oh look i have money i can afford the next week's myki travel' THAT'S A GOOD THING #also grand finals are overrated #The record is $15 #they show off the mark knight posters a day before the game and your mouth salivates and you're like I NEED ONE I'LL BUY IT AFTERWARDS #but then Maynard gets blocked and you're going home in tears on the train and you forget all about the poster and #and you just clutch your chemist warehouse cushion filled with random little goodies and cry for the next five weeks #in 2011 i didn't go - watched from home - and my mum came home with a chocolate footy and told me it was from Daisy #just cry and clutch Daisy's chocolate footy and cry and eat chocolate soaked with tears so it's all salty and #wait #no guys I'm fine #please don't make me go to therapy i don't have time i have to study for this CPA exam #i really am fine

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