#but they didn't work out because this version of the easter bunny can summon chocolate eggs at will and santa wants a beach body | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

itwoodbeprefect · 8 months

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i always thought there were two ways to rediscover old stories that you don't remember writing and they are 1) oh no i can't look oh no oh no that's embarrassing, and 2) hey? this is pretty cool actually? this sort of really rocks?, but today i've discovered the secret third option. and it's 3) i guess in 2018 i wrote 1500 words of original fiction about thor (the norse god) and the easter bunny (the easter bunny) on a blind first date in a starbucks and it's a little haunting that this reads pretty much the same as most genuine fluffy scenes i've ever written, but littered with egg puns

#i wrote this for a contest on a tiny website and i checked. i did win that contest. i did win #but the prompt was mythology and i. i'm not sure. this is what anyone had in mind #but clearly i did so. it exists. it's implied that the easter bunny has a dating history with santa #but they didn't work out because this version of the easter bunny can summon chocolate eggs at will and santa wants a beach body #and thor had a previous date with arachne which failed because. she fell into her coffee?? and almost drowned??#and i know describing it like that makes it sound like absurd comedy but it's not. not really. which is honestly vaguely uncanny #also i don't REMEMBER any of this coming from my brain but oh my god. is it clearly something that came from my brain #if nothing else the egg puns cinch it fjdkfjdk.#this is part of a 64k treasure trove of things i wrote in 2011-2018 for tiny writing contests of which i remember almost nothing so. uh oh #*

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