#but unless you deposit the treat directly beneath spork's face it's like he can't see it or something | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

mittensmorgul · 11 months

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A brief description of my cats when it's time for treats:

Virgil: you tossed it right in front of me? a disappointment but i shall eat it. oh ho ho! you tried to trick me and throw it past me! i got it anyway! where shall the next one land? i shall destroy it no matter where it lands!

Spork: mother, that treat landed two inches away, i have to assume it's not for me. (i nudge the treat closer) oh thank you mother i thought i might perish from lack of treats

#my life as a muppet #virgil the giant loaf man will run in circles like an idiot chasing treats #but unless you deposit the treat directly beneath spork's face it's like he can't see it or something #if i toss it a little too hard and it bounces between his paws it also disappears from his radar #and he sits there looking sad and confused until i put it where he wants it :'D #cats

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