#but you can pry my 'magolor is a bottom' hc from my cold dead hands /j

[quotes-of-dreamland]

Oh yes do elaborate on your (incorrect) opinion on why Magolor, known alpha gamer chad, is a twink bottom <3 -Mod Magolor

*clears throat*

So! 

In all fairness, I apparently do not know exactly what a twink is. I might be willing to concede there, but only to prevent an argument. I was under the impression that a twink is a young-looking usually gay usually male person, but every argument against me was that he was “too round”. I feel a little weird discussing weight like that, even if he is a fictional character, so I’ll summarize:

Dude sounds like a crossover between animal crossing and vocaloid, and is a small anime catboy who switches between “oh dude you rock!” and “Pathetic. You Fool. You Utter Coward” at the drop of a hat. Such adorableness and overdramatics were very easily summarized with the word “twink”, just because I don’t know a better one.

...As for the bottom thing.

:)

For the sake of comparison I’ll need a character with similar actions. So, while I do not think these characters are similar personality wise, their actions are almost the same, and also shipping.

Let’s compare Marx and Magolor.

So both of them are traitors who wanted infinite power, right?

Marx went about this by getting Kirby to do all the dirty work for him, obtain a powerful artifact and use it to gain godlike powers before his defeat.

Magolor went about this the exact same way by that description.

...The difference though.

The difference is that Marx caused problems on purpose, went “oh no can you fix that” and then asked not-really-politely to become god.

Magolor.

Magolor LICKED BOOTS, being all sweet and nice to kirby and the gang the ENTIRE TIME, and dare I say, simping, just to get his way.

...And then in order to gain godlike powers he sacrificed his body mind and soul in that order to a being that literally had “master” in it’s name.

This is all in good fun btw, nothing really serious but... c’mon man. It was literally named Master. C’mon.

TL;DR: I thought a twink was a personality type but it’s actually a body type, but he’s a simp to kirby and a bottom to the crown. This entire post is one big “/j”.