#cause i was like wtf wtf wtf what is this huhh??

[thegreenmetblue]

I saw this domestic question-answer thing and wanted to do it with Starker so here we go :

Disagreement :

Who is more likely to raise their voice ?

Tony. Mostly when he’s worried about Peter.

Who threatens to leave but never actually does ?

Tony.

Who actually keeps their word and leaves ?

Peter. He’d take upon himself until he really can’t.

Who trashes the house ?

Tony. Peter’s too sweet to break anything.

Do either of them get physical ?

No, they’d never do anything to hurt the other. No matter how much they argue or how much power they have.

How often do they argue/disagree ?

Often. I’d say fourth times a week but for little things. And one big fight per two months.

Who is the first to apologize ?

Tony. He’s most likely the one who fucked things up in the first place anyway.

Sex :

Who is on top ?

Tony. He’s daddy.

Who is on the bottom ?

Peter. He’s needy baby.

Who has the strangest desires ?

BOTH. They’re both super kinky.

Any kinks ?

Daddy, praise, humiliation, public, overstimulation, edging, hair pulling, power ambivalence, orders, spanking, and the list is long...

Who’s dominant in bed ?

Tony.

Is head ever in the equation ?

Yeah ofc.

If so, who is better at performing it ?

Tony. But Peter’s getting better every day.

Ever had sex in public ?

Is that a real question ? Tony enjoys it so much. Peter too (even if he pretends he doesn’t).

Who moans the most ?

Peter. He’s a moaning slut.

Who leaves the most marks ?

Peter. Cause the marks on his body fades pretty quickly because of the healing factor but they both like to mark each other to show they own each other.

Who screams the loudest ?

Peter. He’s also a screamer. His voice gets so high.

Who is the more experienced of the two ?

Bruh Tony. He has a life of playboy behind him. Peter’s a cute not-so-much virgin

Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’ ?

Both, it depends on the mood of the moment.

Rough or soft ?

Rough but sometimes it gets soft, because the love is showing too much. Lots of praises, « i love you »s, kisses and needy cuddles.

How long do they usually last ?

Peter never lasts long but he cums multiple times. Tony mostly cums one time cause he lasts way longer.

Is protection used ?

Tony tried but yeah... nop.

Does it ever get boring ?

With their kinky and loving ass ? Never.

Where is the strangest place they’d have sex ?

Tricky question. Huh... Maybe on a couch while they were on a movie night with the Avengers.

Family :

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children ?

Yes, they plan to. But only once Tony retired.

If so, how many children do your muses want/have ?

At least two.

Who is the favorite parent ?

Both ?

Who is the authoritative parent ?

Tony. Peter’d be too cute to be authoritative.

Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school ?

Both of them cause their kids are gonna be super clever anyway so what’s a day off ?

Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around ?

Peter. Tony’d eat junk food but refuses his kids doing the same.

Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children ?

Both. But Tony has more time.

Who goes to parent teacher interviews ?

Tony. Peter’s still an Avengers and have less time for those.

Who changes the diapers ?

Tony. Peter senses are too dialed up for that.

Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby ?

Peter. He doesn’t want his husband to wake up.

Who spends the most time with the children ?

Tony. Peter’s still Spiderman.

Who packs their lunch boxes ?

Tony.

Who gives their children ‘the talk’ ?

Peter. He’s scared Tony would say too much.

Who cleans up after the kids ?

Peter. Tony’s as messy as the kids.

Who worries the most ?

Tony.

Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from ?

Tony again.

Affection :

Who likes to cuddle ?

Both of them. But Peter gets more needy.

Who is the little spoon ?

Peter. But he can spoon Tony when he gets nightmares

Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places ?

Tony. But again, Peter always follows.

Who struggles to keep their hands to themself ?

Peter. He always want to touch Tony but try not to because they’re in public. But Tony enjoys touching Peter all the time just to see him blush.

How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable ?

They never become uncomfortable from cuddling, what is that question even ???

Who gives the most kisses ?

Peter.

What is their favorite non-sexual activity ?

Working in the lab.

Where is their favorite place to cuddle ?

The couch.

Who is more likely to playfully grope the other ?

Tony.

How often do they get time to themselves ?

Every day but when they’re on missions.

Sleeping :

Who snores ?

Tony.

If both do, who snores the loudest ?

Just Tony snores.

Do they share a bed or sleep separately ?

Wtf ? They share.

If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart ?

Cozy up together.

Who talks in their sleep ?

Peter. He says Tony’s name a lot.

What do they wear to bed ?

When cold, Tony boxers and T-shirt and Peter the « trip to NY » T-shirt and « Hello Kitty » bottom. When hot, just boxers.

Are either of your muses insomniacs ?

They’re both super fucked up so yeah. A freaking lot of insomnias. But Tony has them more.

Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside ?

Yes.

Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side ?

Wrap their limbs around each other.

Who wakes up with bed hair ?

Peter. And it makes Tony’s heart melt every time.

Who wakes up first ?

Tony. He can’t sleep.

Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other ?

Tony.

What is their favorite sleeping position ?

Spoon ? Or Peter glued to Tony.

Who hogs the sheets ?

Peter. He’s a sleeping princess.

Do they set an alarm each night ?

No. Tony always wake up and he’s the one waking Peter up with lots of sweet words.

Can a television be found in their bedroom ?

Yup.

Who has nightmares ?

Both of them have a lot of nightmares. Mostly about losing each other or dying.

Who has ridiculous dreams ?

Definitely Peter.

Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed ?

Also Peter. But Tony lets him.

Who makes the bed ?

Peter.

What time is bed time ?

When they’re done in the lab. It can be really late cause they tend to forget themself in their little nerdy world.

Any routines/rituals before bed ?

Sex and then cuddles.

Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up ?

Peter. He’s a teen, he never has enough sleep.

Work :

Who is the busiest ?

Both of them cause you know, superhero stuff.

Who rakes in the highest income ?

Duh, Tony.

Are any of your muses unemployed ?

Nop.

Who takes the most sick days ?

Tony ? Peter can’t get sick.

Who is more likely to turn up late to work ?

Tony. He doesn’t even show up to his own meetings.

Who sucks up to their boss ?

Peter cause Tony’s the boss ???

What are their jobs ?

Both are superheroes but Tony’s SI’s boss and Peter’s an intern here for now.

Who stresses the most ?

Peter. He’s always stressed. Tony’s always calm. Except when Peter’s on a mission.

Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations ?

They love it. It’s sometimes hard but that’s their reason to live.

Are your muses financially stable ?

Tony’s a billionaire so I think yes they are.

Home :

Who does the washing ?

Tony.

Who takes out the trash ?

Peter.

Who does the ironing ?

Tony.

Who does the cooking ?

Tony again.

Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying ?

Both of them, they’re basically babies.

Who is messier ?

Tony. Cause he tends to forget everything.

Who leaves the toilet roll empty ?

Tony again. And Peter secretly likes that cause it makes him feel like he’s more mature than Tony.

Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor ?

Peter.

Who forgets to flush the toilet ?

Peter.

Who is the prankster around the house ?

Mmmh I feel like it’s Tony. Lots of sex pranks.

Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere ?

Peter. But it’s okay cause Tony have plenty of cars.

Who mows the lawn ?

Tony.

Who answers the telephone ?

Tony. Phone calls stress Peter.

Who does the vacuuming ?

Peter. But only when he can put music with.

Who does the groceries ?

Both.

Who takes the longest to shower ?

Peter af. He likes to sing and jerk off. But the longest showers are when both are in it cause yeah... heads and showersex.

Who spends the most time in the bathroom ?

Peter.

Miscellaneous :

Is money a problem ?

Tony’s a billionaire so no, money isn’t a problem for them.

How many cars do they own ?

Huhh.... 6 ?

Do they own their home or do they rent ?

Tony owns the Compound and they also own a house somewhere lost, next to a lake.

Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside ?

Both lol.

Do they live in the city or in the country ?

Also both.

Do they enjoy their surroundings ?

Yes. Peter more than Tony cause he’s still not used to all of this.

What’s their song ?

Can’t Help Falling In Love I guess ? Or Daddy Issues. They don’t have the same taste in music. Peter likes pop and love songs and Tony likes rock songs. But Peter secretly have a playlist for songs that remind him of Tony.

What do they do when they’re away from each other ?

They do video calls a lot cause they always miss each other.

Where did they first meet ?

In Peter’s bedroom.

How did they first meet ?

Tony recruited him in team Iron Man.

Who spends the most money when out shopping ?

Tony for sure. Peter is really not used to spend a lot of money. But Tony enjoys spending money for Peter.

Who’s more likely to flash their assets ?

Their assets won’t ever be flashed but Tony.

Who finds it amusing when the other trips over ?

Tony. Cause Peter is clumsy af when he’s not Spidey.

Any mental issues ?

Oof. Okay I need a roman for that. They both have heavy PTSDs. Due to their job. Tony’s traumatized by Afghanistan, the people he lost, his parent’s death, Peter dusting, his « death ». Peter’s traumatized by Ben’s death, his first fight, his « death », Tony’s « death », his fight with Mysterio. Tony has a lot of panic attacks and Peter has anxiety. And they both have a lot of nightmares about it so a lot of insomnia too.

Who’s terrified of bugs ?

None of them.

Who kills the spiders around the house ?

Also none of them cause it offends Peter.

Their favorite place ?

Their home.

Who pays the bills ?

Tony. He likes to make Peter’s life easy. Beside Peter doesn’t know how to do that.

Do they have any fears for their future ?

They’re obviously scared the other one will die in a mission, but they try to not talk about it and enjoys their time the best way they can.

Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner ?

Tony. And everytime he does it, Peter melts.

Who uses up all of the hot water ?

There’s always hot water but it’d be Peter.

Who’s the tallest ?

Tony. But Peter gets taller and he’ll eventually be taller than Tony. And Tony hates that.

Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other ?

Peter, he does that everytime he can.

Who wanders around in their underwear ?

Peter. Cause he’s warmer because of his metabolism. That drives Tony crazy.

Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio ?

Peter. For sure.

What do they tease each other about ?

Tony teases Peter a lot. About everything. But mostly about his clumsiness, the way he blushes everytime Tony praises him, the way he needs almost nothing from Tony to get hard.

Peter teases Tony about his age sometimes. But only because he knows deep down their age gap turns Tony on.

Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times ?

Both. Tony to Peter’s sweaters and Iron Man clothes. And Peter to Tony’s old band T-shirts. (But he secretly loves them and steals them to sleep with).

Do they have mutual friends ?

The Avengers. They spent a lot of free time with them as well cause it feels like a big family.

Who crushed first ?

Peter. Ofc. He has had a crush on Iron Man since he was like 7. Tony only knew him when Peter was 14, but it took a moment for him to come with the crush thing.

Any alcohol or substance related problems ?

Tony had a lot of alcohol problems yeah but not since he’s really with Peter. One night they had a big fight about it and Peter threatened to leave if Tony didn’t stop. Tony hasn’t had a drink since then.

Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am ?

Peter. Since Tony doesn’t drink anymore.

Who swears the most ?

Tony.

[cassyapper]

i am a big fan of ur part 5 avdol but it was a bit odd of u not to include the fact that he and polnareff would lock lips immediately. keep up the good work man

omg im literally so honored im glad u enjoy it thank u so much,,,

as for polnareff and avdol immediately smooching the hell out of each other, i didn't mention it cause i thought it would be obvious!!! however since u prompted this;;;;

like they first meet up in the colosseum (avdol is helping bruno and Not Trish in) and avdol is like “hUHH????? JEAN PIERRE POLNEREFF???” and pol like jumps two feet out of his wheelchair before going “wtf avdol???” and avdol gets upset obviously. not full crying but teary-eyed like “I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! YOU WENT MISSING LIKE TWO YEARS AGO AND WHEN SPW INVESTIGATED THEY ONLY FOUND A CONCERNING AMOUNT OF YOUR BLOOD SPLATTERED ON SOME ROCKS YOU DIDNT ANSWER ANY CALLS OR SHIT WHAT THE HELL???”

and polnareff is like “IM SORRY I HAD TO LIE LOW THE LITERAL ITALIAN MAFIA BOSS WAS AND IS AFTER ME” doppio blinks while watching them meanwhile avdol like takes some deep breaths to try and calm down (he fails) and is like “i mourned you.” all shakily and polnareff’s own face falls then and he is like “i mourned you too you know, don't forget that” and then avdol crumples and he rushes up before pulling pol in for a hug 

IDK if they’d kiss right then. they both know there is a time and place for these things. but they cling to each other for a , Long While. rest of the buccigang is kinda in awe (once they catch up) cause they’ve never seen avdol lose his shit like this before. doppio then tries to snatch the requiem arrow and things get fucky wucky like in canon only avdol doesn't let polnareff fucking die. idk how that goes down avdol probably gets one of his prosthetic arms in the way so all that’s destroyed is That and not pol’s innards. he is never letting this stupid Frenchman out of his sight again

also regardless of if they kiss earlier or not, when they return to their og bodies after silver chariot requiem chills out, avdol pulls pol into a kiss then cause even if it’s kinda Not the time, he cant... he’s been in love w this dude for coming up on uhh (does the math) 12 years now and he just found him again after he thought he was dead but they might die any moment now so he just uhh yeah. yeah. yeah. this got long anyway stan avpol!!!

[such-a-common-girl]

Talk about... The biggest fight you've ever had??

Never been in a physical fight, but... I have been in some pretty big drama haha. 

So, oh god get ready for this one. I was sort of friends with this girl back in sophomore year of high school, we had met through my friend’s church, and me and her had kind of clicked you feel? She seemed SO genuine and cool, which is total bullshit, but back then man I thought we were like gonna be real close. She was super chill and we had a lot of the same interests, whatever. 

Anyways, I invite this bitch over to my house right. We’re having fun, facetiming guys, whatever. Being typical 16-year-old girls. Then she’s like “oh my god I love your dress!” Because my ass hadn’t put away my clean clothes yet and they were all sitting on the couch in my room waiting to be put away. And i was like yeah I like it too, obviously. She asks to try it on, I’m like sure. Go ahead. She tried it on, it looks good. Cool. Didn’t really give it a second thought after she took it off. 

Throughout the night or whatever she keeps trying to convince me to let her sneak out to go see some guy. I was like umm no I invited you over to hang out with me, not so you can sneak out lol. She got mad at me. Another thing she did was like keep hitting on my stepdad??? Like kept calling him a DILF and i was like WTF STOP RIGHT NOW 

The next day, before she left, she said something that pissed me off real bad. I don’t even remember what it was about, I’m pretty sure she had talked some shit on my best friend and I was like wtf bitch? And I remember I made up some excuse for her to leave ‘cause she had pissed me off so bad. I didn’t tell her that I was mad, I was just like “oh my mom said you have to go, sorry.” Whatever. As she’s leaving, this bitch shoves a pack of cigarettes in my hand and goes “omg hide this for me because my mom's gonna check my bag when i get home and that cant be in there.” And i was like wtfffff why did you even bring them. She just kinda like laughed or whatever didn’t answer my question, and then left. 

Later that day, i was finally doing my laundry. Go me. And I realize my dress isn’t there, and I’m like huhh?? So i check everywere, nope. Gone. I text her to see if she accidentally took it, she swore she didn’t have it. But that night I looked in my purse and legit $100 of my cash was gone. I was like this bitch fuckin’ stole my shit!! 

She still denied it. I literally was like bitch who else woulda stole my stuff, it was there when you came over & wasn’t when you left. I was kinda going off on her ahha i was being a bitch tbh. Anyways, she still denied it. Then her ass BLOCKED me on social media and posted a picture in my dress and holding up my cash. Thinking I wasn’t gonna see it. Thank god my friends came in fucking clutch and screenshotted it and was like YOOOOOOO. 

Anyways, so that was the beginning of the fight. I’m still blocked from like all her social media. My dumb ass started subtweeting her on twitter & i even posted an instagram picture of me, her, & my other friend at a Rockies baseball game (we were all in Colorado together) and i captioned it “shoutout to the blonde bitch on the right who stole my stuff” or something like that. And someone showed her, yeah yeah. You feel. Just dumb shit like that. 

So this hatred kinda lasted between us for a long ass time, and I saw her at a party a few months ago, and boy let me tell you... I about punched that bitch in the face so damn quick. I was trying to be the mature person and not start up shit from the past, whatever. But her ass started talking shit the minute I walked into that party and i was like wtf really. Nothing happened and she left the party eventually. Not because of me, but because her probation officer had called her and was like onto her or some shit, idk. 

She still hasn’t to this day admitted she stole my stuff... Even though I literally had proof... Whatever.