#chimps tho? hell to the nah to the fuck no no

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tagged by @thirteenstardisfam so you do love me emily. ily toooooooooooooo ❤️

Put your playlist on shuffle and name the first four songs:

god emily is gonna roast me so hard for this but this is whats currently playing on spotify:

Blake Shelton, God’s Country

Every Girl in this Town Trisha Yearwood

Knockin’ Boots, Luke Bryan

Thought About You, Tim McGraw

Grab the nearest book, turn to page 23, line 27:

...... does the fanzine count as a book? cause thats closest.

“Course we can! We can inject anyone with weedkiller.”

btw thanks silver for that wonderful and really weird out of context quote @catchonfirespontaneously

Ever had a poem/song wrote about you?

not that i can think of? unless you count a poem that used my first name spelled out as the first letters of each line my friends wrote me for my bat mitzvah. it wasnt a poem. it really wasnt.

The last time you played air guitar:

idk i just kinda jam

Celebrity crushes:

idk honestly. i like people and i think theyre attractive, but theres no one right now where im like...... obsessing over them.

Sounds I hate/love

Hate: THE FUCKING CHIMPS SCREAMING NONSTOP IN THE GODDAMNED ECHOY CHIMP HALLWAY FFS WHY MUST YOU SCREAM CHILDREN IVE HAD A VERY LONG DAY I AM NOT GETTING PAID SO I HAVE NO MONEY THANKS

Love: Joice, our matriarch, likes to coo and kiss its the cutest, also falling asleep to a thunderstorm or hearing hoofbeats or having a horse huff into my face i just

Do you drive/do you ever crashed a car?

I mean i drive but ive never crashed into anyone. a lot of people have crashed into me tho. unless you count that one time i kinda hit a dumpster in a library parking lot but i dont

Last book you read?

The Way of Kings, by Brandon Sanderson. I can only hope to one day be as good as him

Do you believe in ghosts?

Nah fam

Do you believe in aliens?

ofc im not stupid

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

hell to the fuck no

Last movie you saw?

does john mulaney’s comedy special count? if not, then into the spiderverse 

Do you have an obsession right now?

MY CHIMP BABIES GOD I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND OUR LEMURS AND OUR MONKEYS AND OUR CHUNKY LITTLE LEOPARD WHO JUST TRIES . SO HARD AND I LOVE HER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you hold grudges?

occasionally. it really depends on what happened and who did it and all that fun shit