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In the semifinals for the @ultimate-submas-tournament, the Woodsman finds himself challenged not by PMD Sneasel!Ingo (@teamconductors) or Ghost Worm!Ingo (@blaiddraws) themselves, but more by what they fundamentally are. Re: dead and a Sneasel. It’s a lot for a guy to take in.

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Woodsman: *jibbering nonsense*

PMD!Ingo: Think he’ll calm down anytime soon?

Worm!Ingo: Doubt it.

Woodsman: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE?! SNEASELS?! WORMS?! WHY?!

PMD!Ingo: Is he… crying?

Worm!Ingo: …yes.

Woodsman: Oh my dearest brother, we’re really in it now!!!

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“Hisuian Steve Irwin” I love that ajsbshsv

“Well look at that! An alpha Garchomp! This one seems to be about nine feet tall. Amazing! These creatures are known to be very territorial and can easily crush a human skull. Let’s go say hello!”

*Irida sweats in the background*

Pokémon New Yorker + Pokémon Meiji era Japan = Pokémon Australian?????

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After getting knocked out of round four of the @ultimate-submas-tournament and receiving a pecha berry mochi from PMD!Ingo, the Woodsman decides he’s had enough of this nonsense and makes a break for it.

Where he go?

Feat.

PMD!AU Ingo and Emmet by @teamconductors

Ghost Worm AU Ingo by @blaiddraws

Twin Princes AU Ingo by @aur0raaura

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PMD!Ingo: I mean, I felt bad for him. He had a huge meltdown so I gave him a mochi.

PMD!Ingo: And the Woodsman’s actually pretty harmless, he’s just a really sad—

PMD!Emmet: Ok, bye! Good luck with your weird lantern and raging insanity!

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After the end round 2 of the @ultimate-submas-tournament, the Woodsman shares a moment with Dad!AU Ingo (@a-stone-slab) and Injury Share AU Ingo (@waters-turn). Unfortunately, the Woodsman lets slip that he might not actually be as sane as he’s appeared so far. His competitors maaaayyyy have dodged a bullet there…

Although now that the mystery of who dumped the Woodsman into this mess has presented itself—

Oh wait. It was just the Beast being an asshole again. Figures.

Although…

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As the @ultimate-submas-tournament continues its course, the third Ingo bracket finds itself in an awkward triple match wherein @waters-turn ‘s Injury Share AU Ingo is actively bleeding to death in front of his opponents. @a-stone-slab ‘s Dad AU Ingo and @coramatus ‘s Woodsman!Ingo confer with each other on what to do.

Now the Woodsman might be out of his gourd but even he knows not to kick a man when he’s already down.

Too bad it’s not up to any of them. >:3c

Meanwhile, City Streets Emmet and @peacheenie ‘s MC Ingo chill in the sidelines and dunk on everyone.

In the background, NYC!Emmet has decided to mess around for funsies if only because he’s gone past the fourth wall and can do this. So everyone gets popcorn.

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As the @ultimate-submas-tournament continues, round 3 has decided to throw the Woodsman a curveball.

Mainly in that he doesn’t fight kids.

Especially not ones who look like they’re trained and experienced swordsmen that could and would gut him alive.

@thesilentgothitelle’s Breath of the Wild: Trainmen Edition Ingo is just remembering how much fun it was to spar with @krakengoggles’s Fractured Train AU Ingo and is hoping this clearly armed adult can prove at least slightly as much fun.

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You just got clocked in the head with that damn thing AND it set a tree on fire. Yet you’re freaking out about it’s state? You’re acting like that thing’s got a loved one’s soul in it or something.

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TEAU!Emmet: For your fuzzy butt’s sake, avenge yourself!!

TEAU!Ingo: meep. (help.)

Woodsman: what.

Transfer Error AU’s Emmet is peeved about the @ultimate-submas-tournament round one knockout. So he goes to bother the Woodsman about it. TEAU!Ingo was actually perfectly fine with this state of affairs but alas, he is but a wee Snea now.

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It looks like from other people drawings that the losers become bystanders watching the event till the Victor, THEN can go back to their world. So I just imagine after finally getting a chance to escape the competition, something(probably one of those comedy wooden hooks) just drags him back and sits him down in a crowd of all these versions of him and his brother to watch a Sneasel him fight someone eerily similar to his brother. Cue the to be continued meme

Meanwhile, everyone else in the @ultimate-submas-tournament is left wondering who the heck is screaming…

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Emmet finally earns the trust of sister cats Kasumi and Nezumi.

Someone help him, he’s about to die of happiness.

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“You are more lost than you realize.”

That’s ironic coming from you, Woodsman.

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Lady Sneasler recounts to Emmet her observations of Ingo before he became the Unknown’s Woodsman. Even when he had a place to belong, it never felt right to him and she could tell.

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Transcription of decent-for-once handwriting:

Lady Sneasler: Yes, Ingo found a home in Hisui. Yes, he made a place for himself. But I could always tell… He was never truly happy here.

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Woodsman: …um what am I eating?

BotW!Ingo: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

@ultimate-submas-tournament @thesilentgothitelle

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An abomination no one asked for: a Hisuian Zoroark that got Hisuian Sneaseled.

A product of rp shenanigans 8’)

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Emmet: YOU’RE SO FLUFFY

Ingo: O_O;;;;;

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“Hey, what’ve you been up to??”

Lots and lots of roleplaying.

Like a whole ton of it.

@timelord-emmet and me wound up creating a whole little extended universe of characters and stories. And this guy is one of them.

The Mad Woodsman/Fire!Woodsman is from an AU an AU of Under the City Streets where Ingo completely loses it. But with help from TimeLord Emmet, he’s starting to recover under the name Pyre. He’s still a long way off from being ok, but he’s getting there.