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Del's TFA Liveblog - 1x09 Along Came A Spider

Glad to be back lads!!!

God that theme is such a bop

Halloween episode????

HALLOWEEN EPISOOOOODE

Oh my god Oppy you're too PURE for this world

Ooooo are we getting costumes???

What? Wait why is this flashback happening??? Uhhhhh?

Yooo that's Elita One!!!!!!

Ugh god

Sentinel Prime is Still Sentinel Prime in this 'verse I see.

"Cold landing pads" I'm d e a d

Ohmygod hes a literal highschool jock chasing a cheerleader and picking on a shy nerd.

So there was an energon shortage before the end of the war as well. When did it start?

Cyber stockade???????

What the FUCK JUST HAPPENED

Oh god oh no don't tell me he's seen some shit too.

Hmmm this is creepy

Aww baby n o

"Just a ghost.... from my past" aw honey

OHHHHH COSTUMES

Bee is a vampire aaaaaa oh no that's adorable

Awwww bulk honey no

Okay what is it with him and spiders??? Bc this is giving me Airachnid vibes and I'm not here for it.

God I hate Sentinel

What the fuck is that thing

OH BIG SPIDER BIG FUCKING SPIDER

Elita can copy powers??!?!?!

OOO SHIT

God I haaaaate Sentinel

At least hes not a total douche.

AWWW OMG SARI P L E A S E

"That's not what I sound like... is it?"

THEYRE TRICK OR TREATING I CAN'T

UM?

HEY WHAT ARE THE BIG SPIDERS DOING HERE

Omg bee my boy I love you but you're not helping your case

God sari I love you

OP has been listening to them???? The whole time?????????

What the FUCK is up with the creepy spiders

Is it the energon? Are they attracted by the energon?

OH GOD EGGS

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Damn Elita is one BAMF

So her ability is temporary. Huh.

Energon is still explosive, cool!

OH SHIT NO ELITA

WHAT THE F U C K

Oh shit. That just got real.

SENTINEL WANTS TO SAVE HER

SHES DEAD. SHES MEGA DEAD

"THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!" Oof ouch now I get it

What the fuck is that

SARI NO

WHAAAAAAT THE FUCK

Blackarachnia???????????

Oh god is that Elita? Like corrupt Elita??????

WHAT THE FUCK

YO WAIT WHAT WHY IS SHE ATTACKING MY BOYS

WHAT SHE DO

HOOOOOO SHIT

OPTIMUS NO

YO THATS ELITA

UMMMMMM

Damn those spiders really fucked her up huh

PUT DOWN MY CHILD

GO OPPY GO

NO OPPY NO

DAMN SHES GOOD

"Do I know you" REALLY BITCH????

OH GOD SHE REALLY GOT FUCKED UP.

So she's a hybrid?????

"Brought me back to Cybertron to be dismantled on some lab table" y'all what the FUCK is Cyberyron doing these days. No food, just shady experimentation??? Are the functionists a part of this universe?

Makes sense that's why she's prefer to be a 'Con now.

What she doin

WHAT THE FUCK

SARI NOOOOOOOOOO

She was on the planet for HOW LONG????

Bee caught her thank god

What the fuck are they really gonna kill Elita/Blackarachnia?????

Oh thank god

Aww Oppy please sweetie shes too far gone

OH GOD

Oh hes okay

"I believe the expression is 'trick or treat'...?" aaaaaaAAAA-

".....someone I never should have left behind." wow way to kick me in the teeth

GOD THIS EPISODE REALLY MURDERED ME IN MY OWN HOME LIKE THIS HUH

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TFA Liveblog - 1x01 Transform And Roll Out 1/3

The war is over????

Optimus wasn't part of it? Wtf

Ratchet is a war veteran but no one else on this ship is???

"Ratchet do you ever yearn?" "No, that's what xanax is for."

Oh I am here for this squad of baby boys and their grumpy grandpa!!!

Who plays OP? Sounds kinda like Steve Blum

JEFF BENNETT?? PROWL IS JEFF BENNETT????

I love him???? Holy shit

Nahh nvm that can't be Steve Blum.

Okay wait, Theres an academy now? What does OP going to school have to do with this??

I'm getting the feeling that Ratchet has really seen some shit.

The war was over at least 300 years ago. How old are these bots?

Hm. Not sure if I like Sentinel.

Magnus is Magnus is Magnus, as always.

"Stay put" "aight imma head out"

I'm gonna estimate everyone but ratchet is like... shockingly young. Early 20s equivocal-young. It kind of seems like Ratchet is a tired proffessor who's been school appointed as an RA to a dorm.

Starscream???? Yeah!!! My boy!

Team 'Con is really interesting.

How low is Cybertron on energy that defensive systems were banned?

Megatron seemed a lot more smart and calculating before screamer taped a "kick me" sign on his back.

OP has never met Megatron here.

Out of everyone, only Ratchet is any type of soldier. This is so weird??

um. is... Is megatron dead???

Megatron is dead??!?!?!

Classic Starcream, taking leadership 5 seconds after a murder.

Oop looks like he might be dead too now.

Ope Megatron didn't die he just pulled a Smokescreen nice try tho

Prowl no

Say yeet to Megatron again. Some side found his burn-on-reentry bits I guess?

Okay so they splashed down in... Detroit. Hmm.

Oooo timeskip!

Detroit: Become Human but it's Transformers.

Who is narrating?

OH NO THATS THE GUY

Oh no I have a bad feeling about this. These advancements can't be willingly given.

STUMBLED UPON MY ASS

Oh, he has a pigtailed rebel child!!

Sari is either going to be endearing or annoying. Time will tell.

I dont know if cockroaches are ever.a good test subject for super serum/nanobots

HMM DONT LIKE THAt

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TFA Liveblog - 1x03 Transform And Roll Out 3/3

Oh Bulkhead. God damn I love you.

Prowl is meditating in the park! If he keeps this up he'll be allowed back on the Good Boy Squad.

Big McThankies From McSpankies

Ratchet just wants to sleep!!! Let him s l e e p

OP learning where babies come from is fucking hilarious.

Sari knows more about her dad's company than he does. Neat.

The bots help put out a structure fire. Ratchet is apparently either very gentle with his telekinetic powers or they are very weak

Sumdac Systems built a bullet train?

The bots as public figures is such a wild concept. I've mostly only seen Aligned and it's related co tent so the fact that they're just like... celebrities? It's very good and I like it.

"The Decepticons didn't leave us with much to cheer about" Ratchet. Has seen. Some shit.

Um. Starscream just killed 3 people??? Yo what the fuck

Oh they have chutes thank god

The crimson angels lmao nice

Man screamer just has No Value for human life. He really just fired over the crowd huh.

Prime yeeteth and get yoinketh away

"I defeated Megatron!!!!1!!"

SUMDAC. JUST PICK UP THE KID.

BEE NOOOO

Shouting Spaceboy Has Taken a Hostage. More at 11

I guess it's a good thing Sumdac wasn't putting Sari ahead of him. She's safe on the ground at least.

"Hands in" scene!!

Sari crying about her dad and Bumblebee makes me feel

Sari using those Spoiled Child Tears tho huh

"Unless one of us knows how to fly" Prowl literally has a jetpack?????

Is it empty? Is the container empty???

Its gotta be. OP wouldn't actually threaten his entire species like that.

Team Revive powers... Activaaaate!

Ratchet has much stronger telekinetic powers than he lets on holy shit

Ope aaaand there the train goes. Welp.

Oh okay Bee's got this

And now, monkey in the middle but for cybertronians.

"Ratchet think fast!" "Crap."

BULKHEAD REALLY JUST PUNCHED HIM HUH

Oh oh nooo good thing that's empty-

WAIT THAT WAS THE REAL ALLSPARK??????

What the fuck OP is going feral

WHAT THE FUCK

W H A T

Is starscream dead????????

Where is OP.

Oh god catch him!!!

WHAT THE FUCK

HE DIED

WHAT THE F U C K

Sari it doesn't work like that ;_;

Wait what

Okay maybe it does??????

Pretty sure she just ripped his soul back out of the allspark

Bulkhead is too precious I caaaaaant

Um. I dont like this. Mr. Sumdac why are you watching the news in a dark creepy room.

UHH IS THAT MEGATRON'S H E A D

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TFA Liveblog - 1x02 Transform And Roll Out 2/3

The theme song is a bop not gonna lie

Aaaaaand we are back with the eldritch horror cockroach

Police Mayor Luskey seems so done already.

He does not sound like a midwesterner. Very northeast.

Why tf was no one escorting Sari out of the building??? She has robotic attendants, but clearly mr. Sumdac does not care for asimov's laws...

Not really sure if I like Sumdac yet. By context he seems like a really absent parent for having parroted Cybertronian tech instead of starting scratch. Is there a heavy research aspect to making it work on earth?

Yes. Shoot thie big creepy goop roach.

Detroit's finest at their best already I see.

Some Roach Detritus wakes up the Autobots????

Ratchet has little force field bubbles!!! And telekinesis!!!

Oh hey look, a sky spy!

Do.... do they think the vehicles are the local life forms????

Ayyy new alt modes

Bee looks like the chiefs car I'm yelling

Ratchet is so petty I love him

Oh my god they do. They think this is a planet full of mecha I'm gonna cry they'll be so disappointed.

The chief sounds a little more midwestern. He's a good 'ope' away but still much better.

Okay I've decided Sari is completely endearing.

Bulkhead is also 10 out of 10 perfect. I love him so much oh my god

Welp bye Sari nice knowing you. Have fun being goop

They really just. Transformed right there, huh.

Guess they aren't a secret in this series?

Hahaaa the humans faces

Same Sari same

I am still super not into the Goop Cockroach. It's bad and the tentacles make it worse

Bee is also on the 10/10 good boy squad

"I'm Sari!" "No I like my name!" Lmao awwww

No!!!! Leave him alone!!

Bulkhead just LOST? A HAND?????

PROWL WHAT THE FUCK

Prowl has been removed from my Good Boy list. Why is everyone so nonchalant about him dismembering a teammate???????

Oh great so it's a superbug with a super immune system. Bye Bulkhead's hand. Bye Prowl.

Journey to the center of GoopRoach

No dont sacrifice my boy!!! Hes the last whole Good Boy left!!!

GREAT. JUST GREAT. TELEPATHIC GOOPROACH

Oh god the melting makes it worse. So much worse.

What happened is your a dumbass prowl.

Oh. Oh no.

See Prowl, if you weren't a shithead wouldn't have been half-eaten by the gooproach.

So Prowl getting absorbed slightly is a serious injury. But Bulkhead losing a hand to it isn't???

Somebody put out an amber alert. Bee just kidnapped a child.

Oh good so he has his hand back

But prowl is fucked up real bad

Oh God. Oh no. Bumblebee smuggled a kitten home in his jacket. Oh god that's adorable.

Sari no!

Oh okay

UM PROWL IS DEAD. HE DIED.

Sari has Team Revive powers now???

So if shes gonna be Team Healer, does that make Ratchet redundant?

So OP had a service career? But isnt a soldier???

"Don't worry we try not to blow up ambulances" who the fuck raised this child. Where are your parents Sari

God mr. Sumdac is just... not a great dad so far is he?

I reiterate, Ratchet has seen some shit. I can feel it.

Oh so it's been 50 YEARS holy shit

SpaceYeller has joined the chat

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TFA Liveblog - 1x07 Thrill of The Hunt

Ratchet wtf

Aww oh no it's like black market organs

"How fucked up you gotta be to buy this" oh big same

Ratchet is kind of an anxious boy this go around???

OHFUCK my power went out

Okay its back

Wait NOW THEIR POWER WENT OUTT

I know they'll probably never address Ratchet's PTSD/seen-some-shit issues but I'm glad its a consistent thing and doesnt seems to be played for laughs.

Ahh, the old "axe-billboard" maneuver. I see you are a man of culture as well.

Wait what

waIT WHAT?????

HOLY SHIT IS RATCHET HAVING A FUCKING FLASHBACK

WHAT THE FUCK

Ooooo is that Elita One?

WHERE IS HER LEG

You're in shock asdfhjkl I'm losing my shit

Oh that's Arcee!!!

He's soft!!!! My husband was soft once!!!!!!!!!!

No painkillers for spies apparently. Oof.

He literally s t o p p e d in the middle of the road. It's that bad. Holy shit.

So wait what happened to his gun that he has a scar there now?

Omg is this gonna be like a subllot?? Are there just gonna be little tidbits of Ratchet's life during the war told through his PTSD????? Who is muscle car guy????

"You know you can talk to me. Bot to bot." Honey I love you so much thank you for trying

Stop! listen to the news!!

ANOTHER FLASHBACK HOLY SHIT

He can use his telekinesis in vehicle mode??

Oh big oof.

Oh no. No nope nu-uh dont do that.

That's the guy!!!!! That's him!!!

What the FuCK get your HANDS off my BOY

WOAH HEY NO

WHAT

Does he freeze up like that every time? Or just with visual flashbacks?

"I just learned insurance means I can axe billboards!!!" GoD you're too pure for this world OP

he k n o w s

Oh shit another flashback??????

Hes been captured. By a literal bounty hunter. WHO IS HARVESTING HIS DAMN PARTS. What the fuck

Ope back to the present

"I AM the vehicle." Real smooth fucko

Lockdown. Hm. I don't like him.

SO HE STILL HAS THE GUN. SHIT

Oh my god Ratch is so upset. This must be so hard to deal with.

Him trying to explain while also not triggering himself is giving me feelings.

Oh Oppy you arent ready for this

YEAH GRAPPLE HIS ASS

NOOOOOO

Stop DRUGGING MY SON YOU HEATHEN

UM

GUESS HE "HAS TO TAKE THEM BOTH." WHAT THE F U C

PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN. NO-

Ratchet honey dont beat yourself up

"LETS BEAT HIS A S S IN." YEAH YOU GO HONEYBEE

Oh look its Blitzwing

Oh big same

The guitar riffs here are like a mix of Pacific Rim and Iron Man. Where can I buy. I have money. I want t h a t.

Bulkhead w h y y y

HELL YEAH PROWL

Oh no. Bulk no.

"You wanna play rough" please please do NOT say it like that

He's been Flubbered!! :000

UM PLEASE LEAVE MY SON ALONE NOW

Oh thank god, hi Prowl!

Prowl and Lockdown???? Have a HISTORY??????

Them fuckin saws tho

THERES MY BOY

THERES MY HUSBAND

"I'm not good with names and faces but I remeber stealing your organs"

"I GOT ALL I WANTED FROM YOU LONG AGO."

I HATE HIMMMMM

YES HELL YESS

"Playing possum" I'm SCREAMING

The EMP doesnt work on the medibots!! Genius!!!!

Mans is sneaking in through the back door hell YES

more flashbacks!?!?!?!

WHAT THE F U C K

So they're BOTH IMMUNE NOW. FUUUUUUCK

Ratchet being a BAMF is juust 👌👌

HES FUCKING LOCKDOWN UP HIM AND IT TRIGGERED HIM. TORTURING LOCKDOWN TRIGGERED HIMMM

SO HE WIPED ARCEE TF OUT???

WHAT THE FUCK SHES A BLANK SLATE.. HE HAD TI FUCKING KILL HER MAN. WHAT THE FUCK.

DAMN THAT SHITS POWERFUL HOOO SHIT

"YOU TURNED IT INTO A WEAPON!!!"

YOU GO MY MANS

Prime really got fucked up. Damnnnn

These two dealing with their trauma together is both heartwarming and heartbreaking. Fuck Locksdown.

Oh dear god. What are Megs and Isaac up to. I got distracted

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TFA Liveblog - 1x05 Total Meltdown

Awww family TV night

"That looks like it hurts" aw baby boy

This is one "and she'll like it too" from being a commercial for that Nugenix shit.

"Robots took our jobs" I'm getting DBH vibes again. Sumdac Systems feels ver ly Cyberlife right now.

BEE IS A WRESTLER!!! THAS MY SONNN

Sari is his coach??? Child you're too precious lmaoooo

What the fuck is that a fucking gremlin

Oh no nevermind that's The Hulk

Damn my boy getting fucked up already

I want a hot dog condiment robot pls

Fansone? Fanzome? How do you spell his name and why is he at a wrestling match?

Ohhhh. This is a payoff. Got it.

So you're telling me. That this man taped a T.E.N.S. Machine to a syringe full of roids and made The Hulk???

"I don't like sending a MACHINE to do a MAN'S JOB" hmm I dunno if I like Chief Fandom

Bee honey ur granddad is gonna be pissed that you got a concussion.

He really be out here hicking The Hulk's ass

I too feel like a superhuman when I use my tens machine. I feel you gremlin man

What the fuck is this about "biological superiority" you made a dumpster trembling hulk?? not a man???

Unplug the battery from the tens unit if it wont turn off

Ratchet!!! My boy is here and ready to protecc!!!!

Bee is short. This is a fact.

Hes short because hes Team Baby guys leave him alone

S h or t b o y

Awww no dkn't pick on my son!!!

The police.... have a contract ..... for superhuman RoidCops????

Filthy machines?? This man got me fucked up. Turn on your location I just wanna talk.

How. Did he get. A p i e c e of Bee?

Prometheus is super fucling creepy as a villan. The way he says human test subjects is fuckkng gross

"Even the prisons won't give you test subjects anymore!" UHHHH

HE WAS GETTING HUMAN TEST SUBJECTS????? FROM PRISONS?????? WHO THE FUCK IS FUNDING THIS CREEPY MFER

WHAT THE F U C K DAWG

Sure just- whack that vial of acid. You go ahead. I hope you melt you creepy bitch

Oh that looks like it hurts.

Another goo monster? At least it's not a roach this time

Man this show really likes its body horror huh

I dub thee, Acid Bastard

Oh goodie more unsettling biotech from Isaac Sumdac

Wait. What happened to the captains wife???? Is she okay?

Yeah that went about as well as I thought it would . You forget to check your system there mate?

Okay so at least we know shes alive. I want to know what happened tho.

Oh okay so it was sabotaged

Autobot Alloy???? What?

Prowl getting in on the Tease Bumblebee game

Motorheads??? Ughhh Sari is so pure. I love her so much oml

Here. Comes. Goop Bastard

He came up with a villan name!!! Neat! Meltdown is a good name!!!! Good for you acid boy

DEFENSE SYSTEMS? ON THE OUSIDE??? That respond to an INTERNAL alarm!!!!! Isaac ur big dumb. That's not how this works!! Thats not how ANY OF THIS WORKS

The Hulk is back and hes not fucking around!

Bulkhead getting his ass stuck in an invisible force field feels like a metaphor I don't understand

Hippity hoppity hes here to melt your property

Sari once again here doing the most and the best.

"He wanted to melt me!!!" No "thank you" for Bumblebee, eh?

Hmm I hope Issac has insurance on this building.

What is it with Bulkhead and fucking up his handsssss

Local Tens Machine Hulk doesnt like going to church. More at 7.

Bulkhead really trying to get melted huh.

The forcefield is a good idea!!! Look at my husband being Big Smart!!

Eww. Ratchet bb please don't say juices like that. I just praised you don't make me take it back.

Bee is a Scrappy Boy and I love him.

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TFA Liveblog - 1x08 Nanosec

I don't see how this could possibly live up to last ep tbh

Is this a fourth of july ep?

Ope no nvm

Detroit really is always gonna be Detroit huh

Who is this rat boy and why is he orange

HEYYYY THATS MY SON. HI HONEY

Aww yes a speedy boy doing his thing.

What are the fireworks for????

"Who died and made you Big Boy?" Me. You killed me. Just now in fact asdfhjkl

Aaaaaand there they go. Welp.

I regret tk inform you that the Good Boy Squad has now gone 0 days since last Incident

Did they just drown rat boy??

Oh no wait there he is

Oop and there he goes

Hey OP!!!!!

Ah, back to the domain of Sumdac and The Brain...

"You can't make shit dawg." I agree with Megs here. I haven't seen Sumdac m a k e anything for himself yet.

Whaaaaat is desdronium????

God he's so dumb

Isaac they talk about the war all the damn time please wake the fuck up

Oooooo OP is learning to use his disappointed dad tone. "Have fun sneaking out you two? Have a nice swim? You're grounded, you know."

Use your head not your a s s

Sari!!!!!!

Oh god not another Isaac Bullshit "Invention"

Oh jesus christ

Bee confirmed for helm up aft 2020

Thank god Ratchet's a sensible mech.

"My dad's equipment is perfectly safe!!!!!" Sari. Sweetheart. You're smarter than this.

I'm sorry did this man make a fucking gravitron????

So. A ripoff of the TENS-Steroid implants by Goop Goopman.

Who is he testing on? His scientists???? I don't like this.

Oooookay. Here we go. This is what I've been saying for like a week. The "bio" in bioengineering has to come from somewhere, and if the "engineering" portion is coming from shady sources already, this is definitely not the first time that Isaac has essentially bought himself a test subject.

Neeno Sexton?? THATS RATBOYS FUCKING NAME HUH ASDFHJKL

So he's going to have Sexton STEAL the sample? How does he do things like this? Does he also have a contract/payoff stacked on Detroit PD?

Holoforms?????? Canon freaking holoforms?????????????

Bee honey no

So lemme get this straight. Isaac gave rat-boy/Neeno Sexton the suit. But no instructions? Is he just taking what he wants for now?

Here comes the WeeWoo Crew

And thus begins the tale of Nanosec, snarky speedy rat boy.

Him running into Bee is fucking hilarious.

"It makes you look ten years older" wtf?

Oh god he isn't also about to become Goo is he???

I remeber learning about muscles and electricity and movement and shit. If you use past a certain amount of your total strength you can like... liquify yourself. Oh god. This show already pulls no punches please god no.

Prowl!!!!! The boy is here!!!

Mans got his foot stomped on and let go?????

Bee has to fucking s t o p omfg

Bulkhead being a Big Strong Boy! Look at him go I'm so proud!!

MEGATRON KENOBI HAS JOINED THE CHAT.

"I'm nobody's errand boy.... unless?"

Okay so I'm not surprised that the MegIsaac brain trust at Sumdac Systems is wiring a felony money from isaac's personal finance account(s) after everything I've been shown thus far. I am, however, surprised that Megatron is taking the lead on giving it to him? What???

Thats.... a lot of money.

Bee boy running laps!!!! :0

Awww he just wants to go fast ;_;

"Upgrade me" "I'd rather die, thanks."

So Nanosec is really doing this huh

Oooo I was wondering where the key was these last few eps.

Oil slick???? The fuck? OP did you just-

Ohmygod it's the Orange Slippy Gel from Portal 2

Prime noooooo

Wait didn't he lose his grapplers to Lockdown?

These two being buddies is so fucking wholesome I stg

"Where'd you get the duit" yes tell himmmmmm

BEE NO. COME OOON MAN

Welp, here lies Sari and Bumblebee. We hardly knew ye.

OP saving the day!!!!

U n o R e v e r s e C a r d

Ayyyy Ratchet back at it again with the telekinesis.

The suit is aging him. I was right goddamnit here comes the Goo-

Desdronium is highly radioactive if that small an amount can do that there Big Bang. They hired him to steal what is now, essentially, a fission bomb.

"Didn't you use to be a redhead?" my boy paying attention!!!

Ratchet out here putting the braincell to work!

I've realized that in this series Bee kind of has like... himbo energy? He doesn't necessarily fit the Himbo Formula but he is Big Friendly and Mad Brainless and I love him

No time to get rid of the boosters. Big oof. OP is p i s s e d

Bumblebee got his Braincell privileges back!!!

GET DUNKED ON RATBOY

Oh ok wow Nanosec really does not age well.

Oh god the nuke!!!!

Oh no. I'm getting Avengers 1 Vibes. Please dont kill my sons??

Remember, kids: say YEET to nuclear explosives!!

Oh he dead

Ope nope there he is!!! ...aaand now hes on fire nvm.

Look at my bots working together!!!

He's DEAD

Oh thank god no hes okay.

"How did Nanosec get the Turbo Suit?" ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW

HE DIDN'T NOTICE???? HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS MISSING???? THIS WAS ALL FUCKING MEGATRON????

OR THE MONEY? HE NEVER LOOKED AT HIS ACCOUT AND WENT

"HUH WIERD THERES A MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS MISSING AND ALSO BAIL PAID TO/FOR THIS GUY??"

I'M SO FUCKING MAD. HE CANNOT BE THIS DUMB. HE DOESN'T SUSPECT MEGATRON AT A L L

I would like everyone to know I typed "Kegatron" right now i accident and laughed so hard u bad an asthma attack.

Look at bb boy walking.

Okay. Less mad now. Dear god. What the fuck my good dudes.

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TFA Liveblog - 1x06 Blast From The Past

Jurassic park episode?????

Bulkhead is best boy. I do not take constructive criticism

Cybertronians have been around for 10 BILLION years! Damn!!

Bulkhead? honey, please don't pet the wildlife you don't know where they've been

XL4 processors would be equivalent to what??? Its 2050-something so does that mean that were talking theoretical future tech??? Or like just a fast 64-bit processor with a lot of power behind it? I have to k n o w

Megatron's Creepy GLaDOS shit. Thanks I hate it

ISAAC DIDNT KNOW HE WAS ALIVE

That makes things morally better as far as experimentation goes but like seriously. You're a bioengineer Isaac. You have to have taken medical ethics.

"The Autobots are your friends right??" DEAR GOD this man is both dummy AND thicc. Unbelievable.

Megs is a terrible liar and I love it

Bulkhead learning tai chi is honestly fucking beautiful

OOF

You ever just casually crush on your friends??? No, not figuratively-

Isaac Sumdac rubs me the wrong way more every time he talks ughhhh

Your new invention??????? YoU HAVENT INVENTED ANYTHING HERE BUDDY. YOU STOLE THAT MANS BODY!!!!

Bulkhead and Prowl on an Island Adventure!!!! Wheres Jeff Probst. When is the immunity challenge.

I'm assuming Isaac built these things. Or at least looked at the schematics before he sent them out? How did he not notice they they could be remotely overridden???

Great job Prowl you broke Bulkhead.

Fast-Son and Doctor Dad have a special attack I'm m e l t I n g

Oh hey the key is back!

Um. That looks like a lot. Child. Child please.

The key has senses now?????

You don't know?? What went wrong??? What went wrong is your Big Dumb!!!!!!!!

"They're just machines" oh wow do I really dislike him.

Grim.... l o c k e d

Sari. Made the Dinobots. WHAT

Aww yea Grim, back at it again with the Instant Leader Role

Cars eat dinosaurs! asdfhjkl

"Theres only one thing worse than a car-" "A robot!" "No-"

Someone take Captain Fandoms bullhorn away please

WHO GAVE. THE DETROIT FUCKING POLICE DEPARMENT... BAZOOKA MONEY?????

"He said good thinking!" Aww bb

Isaac is. So stupid. I'm mad that hes this stupid. As an engineer, its infuriating that this man doesnt have a single braincell or a moral compass.

Megatron's head is twice the size of his entire foolish little body

OKAY. SO YOU LOOKED AT THE DESIGN BEFORE YOU BUILT IT. AND IT STILL DIDN'T LOOK SUSPICIOUS TO YOU.

God you make me so mad isaac. What kind of innocent being puts weapons into (supposedly) animatronics (supposedly) for KIDS????

Hey! Bulk snapped put of it!! Good for him!!!

Um guys fire and tar dont mix????

FOOLS

Why isnt it on fire????? Tar is flammable!!!!!

Aww theyre sinking!!! That's actually a really sad image.......

"You call breathing fire a GLITCH?" YES. THANK YOU. MY HUSBAND HAS FOUND THE BRAINCELL

"I should be more careful when I reverse engineer alien technology" uh yeah bud! You should!!!!

MELT THEM DOWN????? WHAT?!

BITCH YOU K N O W THEY AREN'T MINDLESS DROIDS. EVEN IF MEGS HADN'T TOLD YOU THEYRE ALIVE. YOU'RE A BIOENGINEER WHAT THE F U C K

Thank you Prowl!!!!! Tell him please!!!

OP you have BETRAYED ME. HOW ARE YOU TEAM MURDER HERE

They're gone????

YAY THEYRE OKAY

Look at my boys!! Look at them getting along and saving livss!!!!! Look at my other boys!!!! Chilling in a fucking neat crater!!!!! Good job!!!

How is Prowl going to explain losing his badge?

Nature Good!!!!!!!!!!!!

THEY HAVE ROOT MODES. YESS

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TFA Liveblog - 1x04 Home Is Where The Spark Is

We open on Janky Deroit Robinhood

God I love Jeff Bennet.

Um. Fist arrows??

OP getting in on the sass I see!

Wh- how did he get away?? OP why?

Oh okay good

OP had a bola gun....this whole time...

Why didn't he use it on Starscream?

Prowl is really out here meditating in a tree. Is it too early to nominate him to the Autobotany Club?

Now that they have an apartment the Ratchet-is-a-tired-RA vibes have doubled.

Flying paparazzi is fucking terrifying as a concept. Like I know drones are a thing but still. Eugh

Prowl chose the tree room!!! Natire boy!!!!!

Okay he's allowed back onto Good Boy squad

Bee honey you're not helping

Sari!!! Child what are you doing

Oh no. No stay outta there small child. Theres at least part of a corpse please no.

I'm even less here for Isaac Sumdac than I was before. Not only is the man a very absent parent but he has a severed head in his lab???

HE'S ALIVE? MEGATRON IS ALIVE.

Wait, isnt that where Sumdac was watching the news??? Does he watch the news with the severed head he found??????? What the fuck man

I wonder if he knows Megatron is alive still... knowing Megs, he wouldn't have willingly given his body to science, but I wonder if Sumdac wouldn't have reverse engineered Cybertronian tech if he knew his subject was still alive???

Megatron pulling a GLaDOS is a big nope from me

More of these robot minders for your daughter? Really? That's it. I'm adopting her. Shes getting a proper education and also some goddam parental bonding time.

She can comm Bee with the key now? Via smartphone? Ngl that's rad.

Sari using the key to brute force her way into software better not cone back in a disturbing way

"Meybe I fixed it in my sleep!" Isaac you fool I am increasingly concerned that you continue to be I charge of a company and a small child.

PROWL WATCHING DISCOVERY CHANNEL

Prowl whyyyy I just let you back onto the squad stop with the friendly fire >:(

A slammer party asdfhjkl

Awwwww sleepover episode!!!

This child is so precious. Please tell me she had friends before the bots. She seems so lonely. Her own father doesnt even spend time with her. Where's her mother, does she have one?

Prowl just wants to relax you heathens

Twister!!!!!

OP would see twister as a training drill smh

Prowl is the best twister ninja boy

Megatron and his fucking scraplet drone. Ughhh cyberverse flashbacks

Scary stories to tell to robots

Using the key for special effects is so choice!!!! Sari is a brilliant kid.

It's just hitting me now. Is Bee voiced by Gregg Cipes? Love that funky little dude

"That wasnt me" here comes the horror tropes lads

Ratchet being the only sensible one yet again. Don't just stand there and get shot with a rivet gun if you can help it!!

Ratchet saved Prowls fucking life

RATCHET NO

BEE HAS HEELIES

Good thing Sari's also Support Class. Get that heal grenade ready.

Bulkhead is a mood 24/7

TIL there's enough iron in an Autobot to magnetize them

Someday. Someday someone will listen to you Prowl.

Sari playing hacker vs. hacker with megatron

Is that gasoline? Or oil? Why is it just laying around their home????

Megs' severed head monologuing is really creepy.

Bee gets a hero moment!!!

This shot of Prowl is very anime. I'm not sure why

"EAT ASS, MACHINE!"

Okay but what does that fuel tank feed????? I cant be the only one who wants to know????

So the scraplet looking things are biomechanical. I am unsure whether I want to know from whence the 'bio' part came.

Prowl get to play twister too now!!!!!!

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Do you write for all of TFA cast?

Okay so I am very new to TFA, and I'm currently posting reviews of each episode as I watch them. (checkout the hashtag "#Del's TFA Liveblogs" to follow along!) Therefore I have a very limited ability to fill requests for them as of yet. I will say this:

If you can keep it spoiler-free, I'll fill it. Please do not ask me about anything that I haven't seen yet. I know this show is something like 17 years old but I haven't seen it before and I'd really like to continue to experience it organically. I'd also be happy to make predictions, but only if nobody tells me whether I'm right or wrong. If you can do that for me though, I'll absolutely do it! :)

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Good god there are sO MANY ASKS

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Hey! I have a request for tfa! Are you open?

The ask is still open, yes! Please be careful not to spoil me, though. I’m liveblogging my reaction to the series (#Del’s TFA Liveblog) and you can follow my progress that way.