#did I choose that pastry specifically because it's my favourite? Yesss I did

[sarcastic-sketches]

Been watching those tiktoks of Dylan’s Kitchen and the chaos suddenly gave me an idea for another AU.

Anakin raised as Mace Windu’s padawan and the way the man manages to wrangle Anakin’s resentment/bitterness/anger at the Galaxy as a whole is to turn him towards... Baking.

Mace: Try and make pastry Anakin: I thought there was no try, only Do or Do Not, Master. Mace: ... Come back to me on that in an hour.

1 hour later

Anakin: Pastry can kiss my ass. Mace: Can’t make pastry then? Anakin: I didn’t say I couldn’t.

Just, Mace knowing exactly how to get Anakin to work on a problem ... by insinuating he can’t and Anakin being all ‘how dare you’ and doing his damnest to prove to his Master that he can thank you very much. Mace, who had his own issues with anger (still does from time to time) before he found peace in the structure of the Jedi Order, clocking exactly how Anakin’s mind works and sighing with the force of a thousand suns. Before giving him a poke to get him to work on an issue. He considers teaching Anakin Vapaad before realising that could encourage his arrogance and heavy bias towards dueling. The boy needs other outlets...

And if there’s one thing baking does it’s humble you.

Anakin presents Mace with a Spandauer pastry one day and now his padawan is on baking duty for council meetings for the rest of his life. Anakin is very proud of himself and has discovered the wonders of stress baking. It’s so much better to create when he’s feeling emotional and stressed, keeping his hands busy, instead of getting destructive. Physically working out the building tension by absolutely annihilating mixing ingredients into a bowl. Kneading bread.

Mace even suggests specific bakes to test him. Then the Clone Wars starts and Anakin considers the rations they all eat to be a crime against the living and insists that their soldiers need to know what macarons taste like.

And everything worked out fine and Mace’s biggest headache was his Padawan only realising he might not be straight when he was suddenly surrounded by thousands of identical men.

[beer-and-breakdowns]

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Thanks for the asks, Anon

• 1. have you ever been in love?

Yesss, it sucked lol

• 2. who is your favorite artist?

Honestly not a HUGE art lover, maybe Andres Serrano for his creative and bizarre works like “Piss Christ” and the cover art for Metallica’s Load and ReLoad albums! 

• 3. what is your favorite music genre?

Heavy Metal as a whole, Modern Metalcore as a subgenre at the minute

• 4. have you ever had a penpal?

Yes! :)

• 5. are you single or in a relationship?

Single as FUCK yo

• 6. what color are your eyes?

Brown

• 7. what is your favorite word?

Honestly, probably ‘fuck’.  So many uses and meanings.

• 8. do you play any instruments?

I play the guitar! 

• 9. what is your favorite color?

Black (Unless you’re one of those that say that Black is a ‘shade’ and not a colour, in which case, probably a specific shade of red maybe?)

• 10. do you have any nicknames?

Nah, not really!  Wish I did tho, lmaoo

• 11. what is your favorite flower?

Probably a rose, not to be too generic, they’re just cool aren’t they!

• 12. what qualities do you find attractive in a person?

Chilled out and relaxed, kind hearted, whatever the opposite to pettiness is, funny, just don’t be an asshole really

• 13. do you have any pets?

Nope, but I used to have a cool-ass catto.  

• 14. have you ever travelled outside of your home country?

Yus, been lucky enough to have been to Rome, Paris, Florida, Mallorca among other places!

• 15. what language(s) do you speak?

English, wish I could speak more but languages are hard, yo

• 16. who was your first crush?

I can’t remember tbh, I just remember starting to get crushes on girls like, quite early on tbh, lmaooo

• 17. do you wear glasses?

Nope

• 18. what is your favorite pastry?

Probably puff, maybe?  Honestly not a question I’ve ever actually thought about before, but pastry is good lol

• 19. do you prefer swimming in a pool or in the ocean?

I prefer the vibes and aesthetic of the ocean, but idk, I’d probably be more inclined to say I prefer actually swimming in pools

• 20. bright, dark, or pastel colors?

DARK PLS (although bright are cool too)

• 21. what is your favorite social media app?

Tumblr and Instagram, and don’t make me choose between the two!!

• 22. what is your sexuality?

Straight

• 23. do you have any siblings?

Nopee

• 24. what is your favorite scent?

Maybe, the smell of rain in the air, OR, the musk of an old rotting building, IDK I’M NOT WEIRD YOU ARE

• 25. where do you want to travel to?

I wanna do a road trip of the USA one day, would also love to visit Canada and a lot of Europe, basically wanna travel the world tbh, lmaoo

• 26. what is your favorite film?

Hard Question... very hard question... depends what mood I’m in, but probably Pulp Fiction

• 27. who do people say you look like? (celebrity/family member)

My mum, mostly, but very occasionally my dad

• 28. who is your best friend?

I have a few, I have people I would consider my brothers and sisters so them probably!

• 29. what is your dream job?

PLAYING MUSIC FOR A LIVING IN FRONT OF A LIVE AUDIENCE, YESPLEASEYESPLEASEYESPLEASE, let me dream okay

• 30. do you know how to drive?

Yus, although I havent done it in a year, so maybe not anymore lmaoo

• 31. who is/was your favorite teacher?

My A-level psychology teacher.  What an actual angel and blessing she actually was, I miss her dearly

• 32. are you a feminist?

Yes, going by the true definition.  I want complete equality for all no matter who you are inside or out.

• 33. what is your zodiac sign?

Libra!

• 34. do you enjoy reading?

Honestly, no:(  I’ve never gotten into it, rip

• 35. do you have any hidden talents?

I dont think so?  I’m getting better at scream vocals, and it’s something I never display to anyone, but I’m still shit so no, lol

• 36. have you ever dyed your hair?

Nopee

• 37. what is your favorite thing in your bedroom?

My bed lmaoo.  Nah, maybe my guitar set up or my CD collection... or my bed

• 38. what is your biggest fear?

I’m not too sure.  I dont have any actual phobias, as such.  But losing people close to me scares the fuck out of me, as does any foreign bodies piercing my skin and being inside of my body be it a knife, a piece of scrap metal or even a medical syringe, lol, GET IT OUT, ITS NOT MEANT TO BE THERE.

• 39. can you whistle?

Yes, weirdly, I whistles literally a second before reading this questions what the hell, im shook

• 40. do you make your bed every day?

Kinda, I dont leave it messy, I arrange my pillows a bit and put my duvet on semi-properly but I dont do an immaculate job by any means lol

• 41. do you have any tattoos and/or piercings?

Nope but I HECKA want a tattoo and have for like almost 2 years now lmao

• 42. have you ever been on a roller coaster?

Yes, omgg, they used to scare me so much but I love them now

• 43. surfing or skateboarding?

Skating, 1000000%

• 44. are you a dog or a cat person?

I ADORE both to pieces, but because I had a cat, I’m inclined to say I’m slightly more a cat person, oops

• 45. what is your favorite animal?

OOOOH, uhhhh, I think maybe either a fox, a tiger or a wolf maybe?  Unless dinosaurs count in which case, always dinosaurs.

• 46. do you have a skincare routine?

No, but I should, lol

• 47. what time do you typically go to bed at and what time do you wake up at?

Stupid o’ clock, oops.  I cant remember the last time I fell asleep before 2am tbh, and I always try and wake up at like at least 10am but it rarely works, IM NOT LAZY I JUST SLEEP LATE IS SWEAR

• 48. what is your favorite memory?

I think maybe being in Florida with my parents the last time, maybe around 2012/14 something around then, that was fun and I miss those days

• 49. how tall are you?

I’m around 5″11 ish

• 50. what is the best gift you’ve ever received?

Probably a holiday away, OR, my ticket to Download 2018

• 51. do you have a garden?

Yus, but its a tip right now

• 52. do you like bugs?

I dont like them but they do fascinate me a little

• 53. what is your natural hair color?

VERY dark brown

• 54. what is your favorite food and drink?

Favourite food HAS to be Indian food, favourite drink would probably be fruit cider maybe?  But not Strongbow dark fruits, that’s easily the worst fruit cider, GROSS.  And no I’m not an alcoholic, but soft drinks and water are just boring at this point lol

• 55. do you want kids?

Yes, but not until I’m like in my 30s and have a stable career and life and I’ve spent my 20s enjoying life and having money to spend on me and not a little puke/shit/pee ball

• 56. what is/was your favorite class?

Probably either GCSE music or A Level psychology.

• 57. what color shirt are you wearing?

Black, duh

• 58. if you could time travel, what year would you go to and why?

Any point in the 60s, 70s 80s and 90s so I can experience each decade that I’m fascinated by. 

• 59. what is your skin color?

I’m a pasty white boy, BUT, going to Download this summer I did get a sweet-ass tan which has never happened to me before, lmaoo

• 60. hugs or kisses?

Kisses, but hugs are also phenomenal

• 61. have you ever drank alcohol?

Yes, lol

• 62. have you ever done drugs?

Nah

• 63. netflix or youtube?

YouTube, netflix is overrated, RIP

• 64. ice cream or frozen yogurt?

Ice cream 200% 

• 65. succulents or flowers?

Probably flowers!

THIS WAS FUN, THANKS ANON!!