#dingo looks so cute and mean akjasjka. and five pebbles's design looks sick!!

[jerktournament]

ROUND ONE - Five Pebbles (Rain World) VS Dingo (Pikmin)

!!! PROPAGANDA BELOW !!!

FIVE PEBBLES: "(tw suicide mention) He's a robot built by ancient civilization with suicidal tendencies that no longer exists (I wonder why). Because of his civilization he's being peer pressured into being suicidal, then fails to kill himself and in the process accidentally almost kills his sister and also gives himself turbo cancer. He then shuts himself of the outside world and hates and blames everyone of his own failures and refuses to get help from his friends or sister. He is an asshole to the protagonist, killing you on sight if you enter on his room too many times (3) and if you're playing as Gourmand (big sized creature) he fatshames you calling you "rotund" :( But he ends up sacrificing the last thing he has left in order to improve the situation of her sister. And his story doesn't go any better after that so he ends up being a poor little meow meow that I can't but feel bad for him even after all he's done."

DINGO: "hes such a jerk you have no idea. so he tries to act tough and play it cool but hes kinda bad at doi g it. he has a cartoonishly hilarious crush on his captain and faints when she mentions taking him out to dinner (as her thanks, not on a date). hes aleays has a problem with the newbie (you) and when u ask him for help on certain missions (because hes a ranger) he wont use pikmin at all. he judt. blows the place up. also look at him. hes cant NOT be a jerk with that face."