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#doctors over here like 'wow so many unconnected issues at once amazing'
eats-the-stars
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my nephew really got nerfed here by the genetics lottery. intolerances up the kazoo. boy cannot digest so many things. child you are only 3 years old please he is on so many supplements.
#this child has so many medical problems it is like he got whacked into shape by the syndromes hammer
#doctors over here like 'wow so many unconnected issues at once amazing'
#they did try putting all the pieces together to paint a nice picture of 'the syndrome'
#but it turns out no he does not get one big problem
#he just has like a dozen statistically unlikely issues all at the same time
#they're showing us where he is on charts and
#i am being dead serious when i say that in some cases they lift up the chart and then they point to a place
#BELOW THE FUCKING CHART
#and say 'he's down there in the negatives'
#bro do not do this to us this child is 3 years old make your chart fucking bigger so he can be on it
#his 'personal progress' charts are all on the paper tho thank god and tend to go up
#kind of funny tho because he sees so many specialists and they are all like 'no! my treatment plan addresses the most serious issue!'
#only person winning this fight without putting in any effort is cardio
#nobody else has the guts to say 'gastro/nutrition/urology/neurology/endocrine/etc is more important than his fucking heart'
#this boy born 2 lbs 4 oz and is still tiny as hell
#doctors have gone nuts trying to test him for every kind of dwarfism known to man
#there are more syndromes for being small than i knew existed and he has been fucking tested for all of them
#like they are all a mix of intrigued and concerned about all his medical situations
#which might not be one condition
#and is possibly just like 12 conditions in a trench coat sneaking into the same baby
#thankfully he's on great health insurance and welfare programs because whenever we need to like list the things about him
#that would qualify him for the program/insurance
#we just keep listing and listing until we either have no more room on the form
#or the person helping us says we can stop he definitely qualifies
#i did not win the genetic lottery either but i definitely spun for a higher number than my nephew
#fortunately he is also like the happiest kid in existence. just like a genuine joy to be around
#bounces back so fast from every setback
#every doctor/nurse/therapist/teacher is just like 'he is...so good. i cannot...such a good boy'
#and it's like i feel you. he obviously had to get something out of this deal and 'absolutely A+ personality and cuteness' was the exchange
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