#don't ask me when penn is in this au she's very antisocial

[phoebehalliwell]

Ok but Paige and co are raising the baby of the evil enchantress & the prince would he absolutely hilarious!!!! Like they go back to the future and everyone’s like like 👀 ? Now what? Uhhh Paige you get to be a mom now and shes probs shrug and be like ? Cool :) probably just rolling with the punches!!!

Like imagine this kid finding out their origin many years later and being so confused because like is the enchantress technically her mom? Yes? Is Paige also technically her mom? Also yes? So she’s got two moms and a dad technically 😂

Her and Dency (or any sources heir kid if they exist) would get along swimmingly 😂😂😂

i think it would be a lot like in crazy ex girlfriend when heather was the surrogate mom where very early on she's like haha this is so cool and then like once she's like about to pop the hormones are flowing her feet are swollen to shit she's like aaaaaaaa holy fuck!!!! where i think paige would be like haha yeah. i can do this. i have a whole ass family now and sisters and stuff i can do this. and then you know the baby starts doing magical tricks and paige cries every time she sees a really cute dog and she's like uh oh. this one's gna be a doozy.

as for like halli growing up i think she’d just kinda be blissfully unaware of how weird her circumstance was growing up until about you know ae 5 she’s like what do you mean you weren’t raised in a big house with a mom two aunts and one uncle?? i think she’d like you know be aware of her story because paige would tell her the fairy tale all the time as a kid and then when she got slightly older would go no wait i think that was just a fairy tale and then when she got older still she’d be like okay mom cards on the table that fairy tale real or not and paige would be like oh no that’s 100% real and she’d just be like !!!

as for her relationship w dency i def think that’d be fun as hell i think halli would definitely have a weird relationship w the concept of “dad” bc like. well one she was kindaaa conceived thru rape which is just uncomfy i’m sure paige would try to wipe that from the narrative she told her but it’d def be recorded in the history books so she could find that out and then secondly no one really knows shit about the prince. we don’t even know his name. paige doesn’t really have any solid love interests until a lot later so it’s not like halli necessarily had a “dad”. like. it’s just weird. but we can assume the prince was essentially a magical amplifier and that’s why he was needed. but it’s so strange. and dency would be like haha yeah lemme let u on a little trade secret rite as the devil’s daughter who was essentially conceived through some really weird quasi-roofieing on the part of a seer and then my momma had to kill my dad you know how it goes and halli’s just like yeah, totally [does not know how it goes; what the fuck???] dency’s like yeah. point is. it doesn’t really matter. the biology, sure, it’s where you get your powers and shit but uh. it doesn’t really matter. what matter is who’s here, who loves you and all that. that’s about damn near the only thing that’s real you know. love. and halli’s like damn that’s p deep. and dency’s like my dad, not bio dad, the guy i call my dad, he’s a cupid. which i think only further proves my point. i also think the girlies could have some nice heart to hearts about the sins of the parents and the promises of destinies of darkness finally catching up to them you know dency’s foretold to rule the underworld, halli’s foretold to plunge the world into darkness, but all these gals wanna do is vibe. so i think they could have some nice conversations about that.