#earl's.anonymous

[cvlutos]

RIP to people requesting time with host Floyd. You're sitting on the couch and he never shows up cause he didn't feel like it. But Azul has a no refund policy for him because it's "part of his appeal" for his fans, and allows those who have him actually show up to brag about it.

No cause this is actually how it would be, even worse that Jade and Floyd arent even official hosts, but more so limited addition and are extra expensive.

Jade has scheduled days, that creates entire lines that take over the halls while Floyd is absolutely random, which cause the Clubroom to get rushed with people practically throwing money at him

[cvlutos]

But like- host Riddle! Host Riddle is so stiff and formal and has everything timed out for the perfect session that most clients get turned off and won't request him again. And part of him doesn't care but that other part wonders if there's something wrong with him for not having return clients- until you become his first return client. And over time he starts letting the formality slip because he's getting caught up in just being WITH YOU. But that behavior naturally starts moving over to other clients (cause you make his life better uwu) and suddenly he starts getting more repeat clients and his schedule starts filling up and suddenly it feels like he never gets to see you and the two of you start drifting apart-!!!

OKAY SO IM ON THE FENCE,

CAUSE I have Riddle as the "Noble" Type. Like I fr feel that people would absolutely love his stiffness and his orderly nature and his overall collective air. He isn't flirting like the other hosts but radiates superiority, that many love, so most treat him like a noble and are utterly respectful and loves when he curtly praises them or when he scolds them, the most flirt like action they'll get is him fixing a piece of their clothing or wiping jam from their face. He has a weird demographic, but he doesn't pay it much mind, cause to him being a host is merely a job, similar to Vil, so he has no other obligations except to his clients.

But for him to get someone who isn't deadset on treating him like nobility and someone who simply likes his air, it'll probably be someone who knows him outside of the Host Club and either has a class or seen him around, cause Host Riddle and Outside of Host Riddle are practically two different people.

So if he makes the connection that you know him outside the Host Club, he's slightly treating you differently. Treating you as if it's more of a relaxing get together then it is him lording over you in some sense. He visibly becomes a different person, smiles more when he sees you, a lot kinder to talk too. Many others would probably approach when they notice his slight shift, but automatically leave when they realize it's just you who he treats in such a way.

[cvlutos]

Head going brrrrr at Sebek with a human servant serving at Briar Valley Castle. Maybe you're in charge of Mal's laundry or something and you first meet when Sebek comes to make sure you don't use starch to make his sheets too stiff, and don't use an overly scented soap/detergent, and he needs to show you how things should properly be folded. Mal is a little confused when Sebek randomly asks him to make sure his sheets don't smell too fragrant or that his underwear aren't itchy, until he finds out it's because he's doing his usual 'weary subordinate' stuff to his laundry person. But everything is always fine, if not as perfect as they can be, and eventually Sebek goes from nagging you to simply acknowledging that you're up to his standards. He even let's a few compliments slip out. But that was all before he left to attended NRC with his liege. Once he graduates and reunites with Malleus at the castle, he doesn't actually think to remember you until he spots an unsightly crease on Malleus' pillowcase. How could you have let your standards drop like that?! So he rushes to the laundry room with the offending pillow case in hand, already yelling about his disappointment- but when he actually enters the laundry room, the face he sees isn't yours. The shock momentarily makes him forget about the pillowcase as he asks where you are. The person doesn't even know who he's talking about. He's about to leave before quickly turning back, telling the person off for the crease, and then leaves the room. He inquires about you to the head of staff, who informs him that due to the young master not living in the castle for those few years, as well as his own compliments about your work, they'd moved you to a different position shortly after he'd left for NRC. Since then you've been moved here and there, steadily working your way up the chain until you got to your current position.

TBC

Sebek <3

No cause imagine him on guard duty but rambling about you angry about how you didn't do this or do that correctly, much to Silver's own annoyance. Then Sebek going from rambling in annoyance to prideful, mentioning your name everytime laundry is mentioned. Lilia finding it funny everytime, so he'll personally bring up the topic of laundry just for Sebek to go on a tangent. I feel like at NRC, whenever he's folding his clothes, but then when he gets back he's searching and looking for you, and is slight offended you up and left, like you could text him, but sigh

Anyways. Delicious. Yummy.