#edit: please don't actually do bonus2 or bonusEnd it's a great way to get shot or arrested

[inplodinggofer616]

pro tip: if someone asks what's in your pants, say "my personal carry weapon" to invoke the fear of god in someone

Bonus1: go into a mgs3 style dissertation on the make+model and list all the features

Bonus2: actually have a concealed carry and lift up your shirt, point at it and say "see?"

BonusEnd: Bonus2 then Bonus1