#everybody else already formulated their plan of attack and decided whats for dinner afterwards when haccho walks in like 'ok whats up'

[hatterstan-shameblog]

We need to tall about Haccho.

I guarantee you it takes this man at least three hours to get ready before a job.

He's gotta shower. He's gotta shave. He's gotta do his skincare routine (don't tell me he doesn't at least use a vitamin c serum). He's gotta style his hair, because heaven forbid a single strand falls out of place while he's literally fighting for his life.

And then, the outfit. That shirt better be starched, that suit better be pressed, or else he's going to have to get the iron out and do it himself—he's already gotta re-shine his shoes, he'll just make a whole damn event out of it. Takes that man fifteen minutes to get the Windsor knot on his tie just right. Check the buttons on his jacket, make sure there aren't any loose threads.

...And, best of all, he'll tell you it only takes him "like, half an hour" to get ready.