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lilaccatholic · 11 months

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Everyone's getting so heated over evolution right now that I kinda want to say I believe in some secret, third thing for kicks and giggles. Get real gnostic on 'em.

Oh? You believe in evolution? And you believe in creationism? Well *I*, the most learned of individuals, believe that we are actually yet still in our larval stage as a species and will only be able to enter the kingdom of heaven when we grow the exoskeletons which will make it so our flesh can handle the gaze of God, like a REAL Christian

#sorry sorry but both sides of this have been SO funny to me as someone whose take on it generally is 'eh it's probably evolution but if God #said it isn't someday i won't hardly be mad about it'#it's so funny to me because people are basically recreating the same arguments that took place in sixth grade science class #except you're using bigger words and i'm very proud of the language development boys and girls!#well done superstars!#now how about we focus on sharing and talking respectfully about our neighbors next hmm?

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