#finn is so tired he's just like 'is this hypothetical or a threat i can never tell w/ u'

[starslung]

❝ Do you think a paring knife remove a human heart in under a minute? ❞ ( from illyana afdkjh )

BROOKLYN NINE NINE STARTERS !

   “guess it depends on how neat you want it to be.” he’s mostly used to the conversation topics illyana broaches with him, now, especially when they’re general ones like this. of course, if she’d asked him whether he thought a paring knife could remove his heart in under a minute, there’d be some trepidation, but they’re on level ground for now. sure, it’s spooky level ground, like a cemetery or whatever, but he can handle it. “i mean, are we talking for like, emergency transplant purposes or fuck this person and fuck them getting to have a beating heart purposes?”