#flatly tells people she 'likes fast cars' when someone thinks they're being funny and asks if she collects stamps at her age

[cakerollk]

I missed this lavishing new years party my boss threw bc I was overseas but by god my colleague filled me in on the hot gos. 

Its a known fact that my boss is the It girl despite(?) being in her 80s, but what I would do to attend that party to witness first hand like, 5 of her ex-fiances wistfully talk about her and lament how they couldn’t move on since she turned them down.