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Afternoon MAGAthread: YOUR WEEKLY PRESIDENTIAL RECAP!

GOOD AFTERNOON PATRIOTS!

Hope everyone is having a TREMENDOUS weekend so far! This is u/ivaginaryfriend here and I'm back with all things dank and spicy from the past week! For those that missed any past recaps you can check those out here!

Sunday, March 3rd:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

After more than two years of Presidential Harassment, the only things that have been proven is that Democrats and other broke the law. The hostile Cohen testimony, given by a liar to reduce his prison time, proved no Collusion! His just written book manuscript showed what he..... ... ...said was a total lie, but Fake Media won’t show it. I am an innocent man being persecuted by some very bad, conflicted & corrupt people in a Witch Hunt that is illegal & should never have been allowed to start - And only because I won the Election! Despite this, great success!

“Look how they’re acting now and how we act when we’re in the majority. What the Democrats are doing is an abuse of power. They couldn’t find anything...they took a Fake Dossier & couldn’t find any Collusion. Now they have a fake witness in Cohen.” Congressman Mark Green, (R-TN).

My wonderful daughter, Ivanka, will be interviewed tonight by Steve Hilton on “The Next Revolution.” @FoxNews 9:00 P.M. She works so hard and has achieved so much for the U.S.A.(and gets so little credit!). Then watch Mark Levin at 10:00 P.M., a great show!

The reason I do not want military drills with South Korea is to save hundreds of millions of dollars for the U.S. for which we are not reimbursed. That was my position long before I became President. Also, reducing tensions with North Korea at this time is a good thing!

Presidential Harassment by “crazed” Democrats at the highest level in the history of our Country. Likewise, the most vicious and corrupt Mainstream Media that any president has ever had to endure - Yet the most successful first two years for any ... ....President. We are WINNING big, the envy of the WORLD, but just think what it could be?

For the Democrats to interview in open hearings a convicted liar & fraudster, at the same time as the very important Nuclear Summit with North Korea, is perhaps a new low in American politics and may have contributed to the “walk.” Never done when a president is overseas. Shame!

(Retweeting Ryan Cale) Jon Stewart “Listen up everybody, the Trump Justice Dept is doing an excellent job administrating the 911 compensation act” This is why we voted for an outsider... Trump gets it done! #MAGA #TheFive #MondayMotivation #MondayThoughts

(Retweeting CC) President Trump made America great again! #MAGA Now it’s up to us to help him keep America great. #KAG #TRUMP2020

(Retweeting Mollie Hemingway) Man, conservatives haven’t been this united on Twitter since the Kavanaugh confirmation!

Schumer & the Democrats are hurting our Country. Senate Republicans must take BOLD ACTION!

And also illegally leaking to Fake News CNN & others?

To the great people of Alabama and surrounding areas: Please be careful and safe. Tornadoes and storms were truly violent and more could be coming. To the families and friends of the victims, and to the injured, God bless you all!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Thanks to this gentleman, Trump has announced that he's signing a new executive order that will force college campuses to either start supporting free speech, or lose all federal funding, including grant and research funding. Thanks, man.

Fake news.

As their expectations dissipate before our very eyes.

In Italy, Salvini doing some immigration math on live television. He says that of the 130, 000 migrants who arrived by boat a year ago or so, 60 000 have gone underground while 2853 of the 70 000 who applied for asylum were real refugees. He ends with “all of Africa won’t fit in #Italy”

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Never Underestimate The Power Of Trump

Polish Collusion

dRuMpF BrOKe CamPaIgN FiNaNcE LaW

This was said 2300 years ago.

ANYONE ELSE HERE MAD?!? 🙄

Monday, March 4th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Executive Order on Supporting the Transition of Active Duty Service Members and Military Veterans into the Merchant Marine

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individual to a Key Administration Post

President Trump Meets with the 2018 Division I FCS National Champion North Dakota State

First Lady Melania Trump Visits The Children's Inn at the NIH

President Trump Meets with the Prime Minister and President of Vietnam

President Trump Meets with Chairman Kim Jong Un

President Trump Delivers Remarks at the National Association of Attorneys General

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

FEMA has been told directly by me to give the A Plus treatment to the Great State of Alabama and the wonderful people who have been so devastated by the Tornadoes. @GovernorKayIvey, one of the best in our Country, has been so informed. She is working closely with FEMA (and me!).

The military drills, or war games as I call them, were never even discussed in my mtg w/ Kim Jong Un of NK—FAKE NEWS! I made that decision long ago because it costs the U.S. far too much money to have those “games”, especially since we are not reimbursed for the tremendous cost!

“Now that the Dems are going to try & switch from Collusion to some other reason, it makes them continue to look like sore losers who didn’t accept the WILL OF THE PEOPLE in the last election - they will do anything to get rid of the President.” @AriFleischer It will never work!

“There is no Collusion. All of these investigations are in search of a crime. Democrats have no evidence to impeach President Trump. Ridiculous!” @DevinNunes @FoxNews

(Retweeting The White House) President Trump's message to those affected by the tornadoes in the Gulf states: "We grieve by your side and we pledge our unwavering support to help you rebuild from the very depths of this horrible tragedy."

Presidential Harassment!

“The American Media has changed forever. News organizations that seemed like a big deal are now extinct. Those that remain have now degraded themselves beyond recognition, like the New Yorker - or they’ve been purchased by Jeff Bezos to conduct unregistered lobbying for......... ... .... Amazon, like the Washington Post. It’s hard to remember that not so long ago America had prestige media outlets, but not anymore.” @TuckerCarlson The Fake News Media is the true Enemy of the People!

(Retweeting Judicial Watch) Right now, our borders are being used as gateways for drug cartels & violent criminals – each day adding to the millions of illegal aliens already in the country. That's why JW fights illegal immigration in the courts. Sign the petition + help us win.✏️📋

“We the people will now be subjected to the biggest display of modern day McCarthyism....which is the widest fishing net expedition....every aspect of the presidents life....all in order to get power back so they can institute Socialism.” @seanhannity

Representative Ilhan Omar is again under fire for her terrible comments concerning Israel. Jewish groups have just sent a petition to Speaker Pelosi asking her to remove Omar from Foreign Relations Committee. A dark day for Israel!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

President Trump welcomes the 2018 Division 1 FCS National Champions to the White House for...Chick-fil-A! 🐔🇺🇸

MUH WAGE GAP: Google internal study found it was underpaying more men than women. #StopTheBias

Top Kek: Anti-CNN Billboard Appears Outside their Fake News Headquarters

“Socialism’s Millennial fans don’t even know what it is”

In Hollywood, "Artists" Put White People in MAGA Hats on Leashes & 'Walked' Them on Donald Trump's Star in Hollywood, giving new meaning to the word “Cuck.” Degrading mockery like this is meant to serve one purpose: To Celebrate their hatred of you. Remember these people want you dead and replaced

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Any volunteers?

Well, BTFO Bernie

Leftist Logic

She's an experiment gone wrong.

God bless this great nation. #fuckliberals

Tuesday, March 5th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individuals to Key Administration Posts

Executive Order on a National Roadmap to Empower Veterans and End Suicide

Ten Nominations and One Withdrawal Sent to the Senate

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate a Key Individual to an Administration Post

President Trump Participates in a Signing Ceremony

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Now that they realize the only Collusion with Russia was done by Crooked Hillary Clinton & the Democrats, Nadler, Schiff and the Dem heads of the Committees have gone stone cold CRAZY. 81 letter sent to innocent people to harass them. They won’t get ANYTHING done for our Country!

“HIV Is Cured In 2nd Patient, Doctors Report.” @nytimes Such great news for so many. Tremendous progress being made!

The greatest overreach in the history of our Country. The Dems are obstructing justice and will not get anything done. A big, fat, fishing expedition desperately in search of a crime, when in fact the real crime is what the Dems are doing, and have done!

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Republican Approval Rating just hit 93%. Sorry Haters! MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

Our great First Lady (@FLOTUS) will be doing a LIVE show TODAY at 1:00 PM PT with the terrific @EricBolling at the @WestgateVegas Resort. She’s on her #BeBest Tour, helping address the #OpioidCrisis. Free admission for the first 1,500 people!

Just a few moments ago, I signed an EO addressing one of our nation’s most heartbreaking tragedies: VETERANS SUICIDE. To every Veteran—I want you to know that you have an entire nation of more than 300 million people behind you. You will NEVER be forgotten.

Scott Gottlieb, who has done an absolutely terrific job as Commissioner of the FDA, plans to leave government service sometime next month.... ... ....Scott has helped us to lower drug prices, get a record number of generic drugs approved and onto the market, and so many other things. He and his talents will be greatly missed!

“(Crooked) Hillary Clinton confirms she will not run in 2020, rules out a third bid for White House.” Aw-shucks, does that mean I won’t get to run against her again? She will be sorely missed!

(Retweeting Sarah Sanders) Statement on Chairman Nadler’s fishing expedition.

(Retweeting Ronna McDaniel) While @realDonaldTrump was successful in the private sector, career politicians enrich themselves by spending decades in DC. Now they're attacking his success through a fishing expedition. They know there was no Russia collusion. These are investigations in search of a crime.

(Retweeting Jim Hanson) @JerryNadler admits on #CNN they have no proof of Obstruction by @realDonaldTrump it's just his "personal opinion" Meet the new #WitchHunt Same as the old #WitchHunt cc @DonaldJTrumpJr

Hans Von Spakovsky, “I haven’t seen any evidence of actual violations of the law, which is usually a basis before you start an investigation. Adam Schiff seems to be copying Joseph McCarthy in wanting to open up investigations when they don’t have any evidence of wrongdoing.”

(Retweeting Laura Ingraham) Tune in tonight for blockbuster analysis of the Dems’ colossally stupid decision to overreach with overbroad subpoenas...my sit-down with @Jim_Jordan too. @FoxNews #IngrahamAngle

(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Weird that all of a sudden the Fake Dossier author (paid for by Hillary and the DNC etc) no longe wants to show up and testify!?! Spooked? Christopher Steele Cancels Appearance After Cohen Testimony Destroys Dossier Allegation | Zero Hedge

Weirdo Tom Steyer doesn’t have the “guts” or money to run for President. He’s all talk!

(Retweeting Donald Trump Jr.) Jim Jordan: No evidence of Trump colluding with Russia, but 'all kinds' showing Clinton campaign did

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Felony charges filed against alleged attacker of conservative activist at UC-Berkeley

Hillary Clinton rules out 2020 bid: ‘I’m not running’

Terry Crews is receiving backlash for saying that children should have a positive father figure in their life

CNN has no black employees reporting to the boss.

Justin Trudeau's office told his former AG that if she'd break the law for them, They would have all kinds of media write op-eds to make people believe it was legal.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

so free speech is apparently bad now 🤔

Recipients can refuse to comply with document requests and seek court relief from any harassing subpoenas...The House could be made to go to federal court 80 different times to pursue its harassment of @realDonaldTrump...

Were the Democrats always this entertaining?

"What the filthy democrats are doing to President Trump is the equivalent of an officer pulling you over while you are obeying the law and detaining you until they can figure out a reason to arrest you.

Wednesday, March 6th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

Executive Order on Revocation of Reporting Requirement

Two Nominations Sent to the Senate

President Trump Participates in an American Workforce Policy Advisory Board Meeting

"We Will Bring More Americans off the Sidelines and into the Workforce"

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Senate Republicans are not voting on constitutionality or precedent, they are voting on desperately needed Border Security & the Wall. Our Country is being invaded with Drugs, Human Traffickers, & Criminals of all shapes and sizes. That’s what this vote is all about. STAY UNITED!

It is shameful that House Democrats won’t take a stronger stand against Anti-Semitism in their conference. Anti-Semitism has fueled atrocities throughout history and it’s inconceivable they will not act to condemn it!

American Workforce Policy Advisory Board Meeting at the @WhiteHouse!

Congressman Chris Stewart: “No one is accusing the President of a crime and yet they (the Democrats) are issuing hundreds of subpoenas. This is unprecedented.” They are desperately trying to find anything they can, even a punctuation mistake in a document!

Wall Street Journal: “More migrant families crossing into the U.S. illegally have been arrested in the first five months of the federal fiscal year than in any prior full year.” We are doing a great job at the border, but this is a National Emergency!

Democrats just blocked @FoxNews from holding a debate. Good, then I think I’ll do the same thing with the Fake News Networks and the Radical Left Democrats in the General Election debates!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Trump fulfills terminally ill man's dying wish with phone call

Hot-Mic Catches CNBC Host Calling Dem Rep’s Talking Points ‘A Crock of Sh*t’

This is unreal. Nancy Pelosi Defends Ilhan Omar: Not ‘Intentionally Antisemitic...’

White House: 'Absolute embarrassment' that Congress is using all their time, resources to attack President Trump

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

777: The mark of the MAGA beast.

I just wanna say Rest In Peace to my uncle, a desert storm vet, and true patriot for this country. He passed away today.

UK now banning things that considered "haram" in Islam. Reddit: "IsLaM dOeSnT CoNfLiCt WiTh WeStErN cUlTuRe". Guess those redcoats will have to turn to goats next! Sad!

"Hillary....Are you now saying there is still a chance you would run in 2020??"

ERROR: UNABLE TO FIND VALID RESPONSE

I call this hate speech

Thursday, March 7th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Trump Meets with the Prime Minister of the Czech Republic

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

It was not a campaign contribution, and there were no violations of the campaign finance laws by me. Fake News!

We are on track to APPREHEND more than one million people coming across the Southern Border this year. Great job by Border Patrol (and others) who are working in a Broken System. Can be fixed by Congress so easily and quickly if only the Democrats would get on board!

Breaking News @MSNBC: “Cohen’s lawyer contradicts Cohen’s testimony about never seeking a Presidential Pardon.”

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Tim Cook changes Twitter name to Tim Apple after The Donald christened him so

NYT ': Trump Is a Liar For Saying There Is An Emergency At the Border. NYT One Month Later: The Border is at a 'Breaking Point'

LEAKED AUDIO: GOOGLE Discusses 'Steering' the Conservative Movement | Exec Says Company $$ Can Suppress CPAC ‘Sideshow Circus’ of ‘Nationalistic’ Voices.

And there it is folks. What we all knew but no one would say. It’s only about votes for Democrats. Speaker Pelosi: We Should Not Be ‘Suppressing the Vote of Our Newcomers to America’

Jim Clyburn's defense: Ilhan Omar's experience is 'more personal' than Jews who had parents in the Holocaust- It's spreading through the Dems like a plague. Wooooooooow Clyburn tells Holocaust survivors to check their privilege. It's really getting weird now.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Name Something the Leftists Hate UPDATED

What in the actual fuck?!?

Are we going by our superhero names?

The_difference

So Persecuted She Wrote A Book

Friday, March 8th:

TODAY'S ACTION:

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Individual to a Key Administration Post

President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon Departure

President Donald J. Trump Announces Judicial Nominees

President Donald J. Trump Announces Intent to Nominate Personnel to Key Administration Posts

First Lady Melania Trump at the 2019 International Women of Courage Awards

President Trump's Remarks at a Disaster Relief Center

President Trump's Remarks at Lee County Neighborhood

President Trump and the First Lady Visit Alabama

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

The Wall is being built and is well under construction. Big impact will be made. Many additional contracts are close to being signed. Far ahead of schedule despite all of the Democrat Obstruction and Fake News!

Thank you @foxandfriends. Great show!

I cannot believe the level of dishonesty in the media. It is totally out of control, but we are winning!

PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!

Both the Judge and the lawyer in the Paul Manafort case stated loudly and for the world to hear that there was NO COLLUSION with Russia. But the Witch Hunt Hoax continues as you now add these statements to House & Senate Intelligence & Senator Burr. So bad for our Country!

“This is as good a time as I can remember to be an American Worker. We have the strongest economy in the world.” Stuart Varney @foxandfriends So true!

We are apprehending record numbers of illegal immigrants - but we need the Wall to help our great Border Patrol Agents!

Women’s unemployment rate is down to 3.6% - was 7.9% in January, 2011. Things are looking good!

On International Women’s Day, we honor women worldwide for their vital role in shaping and strengthening our communities, families, governments, and businesses...

Heading now to the Great State of Alabama!

Bad lawyer and fraudster Michael Cohen said under sworn testimony that he never asked for a Pardon. His lawyers totally contradicted him. He lied! Additionally, he directly asked me for a pardon. I said NO. He lied again! He also badly wanted to work at the White House. He lied!

Congratulations to Heather Wilson, who is the sole finalist to become the next President of University of Texas at El Paso effective September 1, 2019. Heather has done an absolutely fantastic job... ... ....as Secretary of the Air Force, and I know she will be equally great in the very important world of higher education. A strong thank you to Heather for her service.

(Retweeting Paul Sperry) Now that even some MSM acknowledging there never was a "collusion" scandal, when will MSM start investigating the real scandal of Obama DOJ/FBI & Clinton campaign making it look like there was? Oh that's right, the MSM were accomplices in that scandal. Never mind. #MediaCollusion

(Retweeting Paul Sperry) Glenn Simpson & Christopher Steele r 2 of biggest villains in Russia collusion hoax, yet neither has faced serious scrutiny. They manufactured & seeded the dossier lies & disinformation. Yet Simpson still hasnt been subpoenaed to testify publicly before Senate. Ur move Sen Graham

(Retweeting Paul Sperry) Despite running informants/stings on Trump camp, electronically spying for yr,unmasking NSA intercepts, rummaging thru Trump fixer's files, recordings, garbage, exploiting British intel & probing by CIA, FBI/DOJ, DOS, SSCI/HPSCI, MSM & SCO, Deep State still cannot prove collusion

(Retweeting Paul Sperry) BREAKING: Democratic Rep. Jerry "Joe McCarthy" Nadler, who just yesterday declared that Trump obstructed justice, just now on CNN admitted he doesn't have the facts to prove obstruction of justice but just personally knows it to be true and will investigate. #DemFishingExpedition

Aluminum prices are down 12% since I instituted Tariffs on Aluminum Dumping - and the U.S. will be taking in Billions, plus jobs. Nice!

Sessions didn’t have a clue!

(Retweeting Tom Fitton) NEW: Cohen Testimony is Abuse of @RealDonaldTrump: Deep State Abuse and Leaks Targets Trump Family/WH On Security Clearances; and Clinton email scandal witnesses set to testify to @JudicialWatch attorneys. Big Judicial Watch Update! https://youtu.be/c2RkB6vbvY0

(Retweeting Tom Fitton) .@JudicialWatch exposed that Clinton operation and FBI paying Steele at the same time here: https://www.judicialwatch.org/press-room/press-releases/judicial-watch-fbi-records-show-dossier-author-deemed-not-suitable-for-use-as-source-show-several-fbi-payments-in-2016/ …

(Retweeting Lou Dobbs) #AmericaFirst – @marc_lotter: Democrats couldn’t condemn anti-semitism. That’s because the radical, left-wing socialists have taken over. Nancy Pelosi is having a hard time keeping Dems together. It is a shameful display of how our democracy works. #MAGA #TrumpTrain #Dobbs

(Retweeting Lou Dobbs) Radical Dimms embarrass themselves: Debate over anti-Semitism charges exposes divide in Democratic Party. http://news.trust.org/item/20190307212317-7g2o3/ … #MAGA #AmericaFirst #Dobbs

(Retweeting Charles Payne) Jobs Report: Most Important Highlight Non-Supervisory Wages continue to surge and outpace overall wage increases. This is amazing news for all Americans #Winning

(Retweeting Mark Levin) Ron DeSantis, America’s governor

(Retweeting Mark Levin) Victor Davis Hanson is on next. His new book, the Case for Trump, is out now!

(Retweeting Ivanka Trump) Happy International Women’s Day! #IWD2019 #WGDP @USAID @WhiteHouse

(Retweeting Melania Trump) Happy #InternationalWomensDay2019

(Retweeting Ivanka Trump) Thank you for your exemplary service to our nation Secretary Wilson!

Unimaginable loss - Such great people!

(Retweeting MSNBC) President Trump and First Lady Melania Trump view memorial crosses for the 23 people killed in the Alabama tornadoes.

.@RepMikeTurner “The only time that Michael Cohen told the truth is when he pled that he is guilty.” Also when he said no collusion and I did not tell him to lie!”

(Video)

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

BRUCE OHR TRANSCRIPT - Georgia Rep. Doug Collins unilaterally released a 268-page transcript Friday of a deposition that Justice Department official Bruce Ohr gave to Congress in August. (PDF)

Leftists rage when judge hands down ‘light’ Manafort sentence — that has nothing to do with Russian collusion

President Trump Delivers a Statement Upon Departure to Alabama

House votes in favor of illegal immigrant voting

Indict Schiff immediately for criminally conspiracy with Michael Cohen for having Cohen lie repeatedly to Congress

BUSTED! Jussie Smollett Update: 'Empire' Actor Indicted On 16 FELONY Counts By Chicago Grand Jury...

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

Happy International Women's Day!

Happy International Women’s Day!

We're kicking off International Women's day by honoring Zuby, the inspirational black woman that recently SMASHED women's weightlifting records!

I want to take the opportunity on this International Women’s Day to remind this little criminal in the making that she will never grow up to be the president!

Saturday, March 9th:

🔥🔥TRUMP TWEETS🔥🔥:

Border Patrol and Law Enforcement has apprehended (captured) large numbers of illegal immigrants at the Border. They won’t be coming into the U.S. The Wall is being built and will greatly help us in the future, and now!

SIGNIFICANT TWEETS AND NEWS:

Trump’s ‘Hire American’ Policy Delivers Fastest Wage Growth Since 2009

Somehow American socialist see post-apocalyptic Venezuela and think "that's where we need to be"

Nothing to see here. Just a Bible signed by Ronald Reagan and another by Hillary Rodham Clinton. Correct me if I’m wrong but I don’t recall any faux outrage.

Fake reviews for captain marvel on google right now. There are 100 more on there with the exact same review wording and different names.

🐸 TOP SPICE OF THE DAY 🐸:

I almost pissed myself laughing, surely they can't be serious

This Is My Boomstick

Just got me a free copy of the WP Mueller Report book, had to share it here... Enjoy!

Respect To This Based Patriot - Rep. Doug Collins . HIGH ENERGY FOLKS !!!

NEVER GOING TO GET TIRED OF WINNING!

Without further ado, some tunes to get you jamming through all these links:

Save My Soul

Rock It For Me

Wonderland

Lone Digger

Rock With Me

Black Betty

MAGA ON PATRIOTS!

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