#for some reason i can't be bothered to type seb's name in full kjsdsj

[gayassmattdamon]

for the ship ask game! I chose one of my personal crack ship Sebastian/Sam!!

oohh i was just talking about sebsam with @cowboydestiel today 👀

Who digs through the toy bin at thrift stores

sam !! mostly for his siblings but also bc you can find some rlly cool and pretty rare stuff in it. seb is a rich bich he wouldn't go to a thrift store

Who gives better hugs

sam simply bc he's more openly affectionate :] seb gives good high fives tho

Who does absolutely nothing on a day off

SEB ! once he lies down by the pool he is Not getting up till the fucking moon comes out

Who prefers gold and who prefers silver

tbh i don't think either of them have a preference; sam doesn't care and seb likes shiny things like the gremlin he is

Who looks better in stripes

this blues clues mf

Who wears “dad hats”

sam :] it adds to his boy next door vibes and he knows it

Who excessively quotes shows or movies

obv sam (tho seb does it more when it's just the two of them hehe)

Who saves everything because “we could use it for something someday”

sam 100% ! once again seb is a Rich Bich and probably doesn't even use reusable straws

Who piles on the blankets

seb and he looks like those snakes wearing sweaters

Who drowns everything in chocolate

seb bc he's a glutton