#from like American eagle and hollister and he goes to coffee shops to try them out and idk what kind of rating scale he's using

[femmeidiot]

I really excel at having kind of stupid lock screens on my phone lately right now it's a screenshot from a tiktok and every time I open my phone I laugh like it's so fucking stupid

[i-want-to-be-manhandled]

ArchaneAU: Clothes

Marth: dresses very preppy tbh; buys a lot of nice shirts and jeans from places like Hollister and American Eagle (and Vineyard Vines). Nothing with brand logos/names, though. Often mistaken for a frat boy in college, despite the lack of Greek lettering on everything he owns.

Abel: Marth but with a shitload of slightly oversized sweaters, most of them turtleneck and a few of them holiday-themed. Also a big believer in flannel. Looks like someone you’d see frequenting a coffee shop. Wears matching silk or flannel pajamas to bed every night. Wears contacts.

Cain: always looks like he’s going to the gym (which isn’t even wrong), muscle shirts and basketball shorts year-round. Informal spokesperson for Nike, Adidas and Under Armor. Despises jeans. If he absolutely has to wear pants, they’ll be joggers.

Caeda: literally has exactly what is in style at any given time. Does she set the fashion trends? Probably. She doesn’t even try. Also very good at makeup, though she prefers a minimalist look. Wears either contacts or glasses depending on her outfit.

Draug: remember that kid who wore the same gaming/Homestuck hoodie to school every day over a different t-shirt and either had sweatpants, track pants or loose jeans paired with it? That’s him until he goes to college and starts dressing more like Merric, which weirds everyone out. Wears glasses and later switches to contacts.

Gordin: he smol so he has to shop in the boys’ section. It doesn’t bother him outside of being embarrassed at the mall in-person though because he’d just be buying the same video game t-shirts in adult sizes. Matches shirts with Draug or Ryan frequently.

Merric: somehow looks sharp while wearing faded Star Wars t-shirts every day, probably because he wears them with khakis so he still looks sharp. Owns at least five sweater-vests and wears bowties with his button-ups. Wears glasses.

Palla: has a refined, elegant style. Buys a lot of the more modest stuff at different stores in the mall (i.e. Charlotte Russe, H&M, Forever 21, Delia’s, etc.) so she looks fashionable but mature and put-together. Neutral and faded colors for the win. Wears contacts as well.

Catria: pretty much dressed like a junior businesswoman from the time she was old enough to pick her own clothes. Nice blouse, dress pants, nice shoes, etc. Always looks sharp as heck. Winged eyeliner, though subtle, is a must. Switches between glasses and contacts.

Est: not afraid to rock a miniskirt with a cute top and heels. Almost everything she owns is at least partially pink. Is short as fuck, so she doesn’t stop shopping at Justice until high school. Went through multiple animal print phases.