#grand elder tashmin

[muse-of-last-resort]

The Trazzlezar Imperium has declared war on the humans. Grand Elder Tashmin has ordered you to find out what the humans mean by Scorched Earth Policy. It sounds like they plan to burn their home world.

[yourgrandpasbonemarrow]

I <3 Grand Elder Tashmin!!!!!!!

[wrong-answers-only]

Hey! What's the word for when someone's listening in on the conversation again?

Potato salad. The term was invented by Grand Elder Tashmin during the last ice age. Man, people got so bored during that one.

[muse-of-last-resort]

The Humans who keep going to dangerous places to do foolish things asked for an exciting world to visit. Grand Elder Tashmin sent them to Vaxix#7.  It has a Death Rating Factor of 104 a Survivability Index under 0.2. They came back and said it was "boring".

[muse-of-last-resort]

Grand Elder Tashmin is sending you back to Earth. Six members of the Athoyol delegation tried to bathe in the local tidal waters and were dissolved by them. The Athoyol are furious but the humans seem confused.

[muse-of-last-resort]

Grand Elder Tashmin has asked you to investigate why the humans have such strict rules regarding their Dendrocnide Moroides (gympie-gympie) plantation on New Australia.

[muse-of-last-resort]

Grand Elder Tashmin has learned that star athlete Elgias Tashmin broke three of his twelve limbs playing a game called rugby. Some with twelve limbs are breaking theirs as hero worship or some fashion statement. You must convince the Grand Elder not to request a war over this.

[muse-of-last-resort]

Grand Elder Nalogard has expressed an interest in taking a vacation on Earth. Grand Elder Tashmin suspects Nalogard is going senile but has ordered you to carry out a risk assessment anyway.

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Grand Elder Tashmin wants you to find out why the humans keep requesting worlds with a Survivability Index under [1.8x10^-12].

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Grand Elder Tashmin sentenced the human pirates to planet GigaDeath#4. A world with a Death Rating Factor of [1.3x10^12]. The humans have been smiling and giving each other “high fives”. You have been tasked with making them understand the punishment.

[muse-of-last-resort]

Grand Elder Tashmin is worried about the humans. They keep sending transports to an unclaimed world with a Death Rating Factor of [9.72x10^23] - a rating so high no sentient will even visit the system.

[muse-of-last-resort]

Grand Elder Tashmin has asked you to find out why the humans are importing so much neurotoxin - a product they call vodka.

[muse-of-last-resort]

Grand Elder Tashmin has summoned you to a secret meeting. The Chagarii have declared war on the humans. After what happened to the Axroglag, your mission is to talk them out of it before the humans find out.

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Grand Elder Tashmin has commissioned you to form a tactical squad to take part in a gruelling contest the humans call Test Match Cricket.

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Grand Elder Tashmin has ordered you to investigate a form of ritualistic combat that the humans call Rugby.

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Grand Elder Tashmin - A #Tumblr #SciFi prompts collection

Grand Elder Tashmin – A #Tumblr #SciFi prompts collection

Grand Elder Tashmin is a character I cooked up for HFY-style prompts. Here is a collection of Grand Elder Tashmin prompts we posted on…