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dear-mrs-otome · 1 year

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Jude's 5th bond story:

The boy is good with his hands at least. Kate is dressed up to go to a fancy dinner party and Jude can tell that the necklace she's wearing is hurting her (he says he's good at reading people cause it's an essential skill in business negotiations) so he swaps it for another one...then he slyly mocks her for making a lewd sound and expression at his touch, before telling her in his insufferable cocky way she's looking pretty cute - and that's a product of his she's wearing so she'll make for good advertisement. 🤣

(Alright but his expression here and the way he says it, sir you know exactly what you're doing 🥵)

#spoiler #spoilers #ikemen villains spoilers #ikevil spoilers #ikevil jude #rude jude #that's his new tag #OK WE GOT ANOTHER GIFT GIVER ON OUR HANDS HERE IT'S CLEAR #but also even tho he's being a shithead most of this there's a kernel there of serial worrywart #i bet you a million dollars jude secretly wants someone to dote on #gut feeling says he'd be world's biggest simp given half the chance #if anyone gave him the slightest inkling that they'd stick with him through thick and thin #ok done rambling in tags #no wait one more thing because his kansai-ben is killing me it's cute but i am not good enough at it

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