#he is married to an undead man now ❤️

[jokerislandgirl32]

“I Put A Spell On You…”

“And Now You’re Mine!”

As soon as I saw this scene in “Golden Snub Nose Money Man,” I knew I had to make a post connecting the scene to this song from Hocus Pocus.

This scene is giving me vampire Zach vibes, like he is using his undead powers to lure one in so they become completely obsessed with him.…which is fine and all, but I am already there 😅

I love Hocus Pocus so much, I thought if I married an individual with the last name Binx, and I took my spouse’s last name, I would name a child we had after the cat Binx. Well… until this year I thought the cat’s name, as a human, was Zachary Binx…. I finally realized it was Thackery. To my slight disappointment.

For, I had a dual purpose for the name Zachary….I had a reason to name my child Zachary that was not only ….I named the baby Zachary after the villain ❤️Zach❤️ from Wild Kratts.

[chryzure-archive]

MEMORIE. LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS DREAM I HAD YESTERDAY, it was so wild 😭 I’ve begun my 178292th rewatch of Criminal Minds (Spencer Reid My Beloved ❤️) and apparently that + sleep makes for an interesting combination lol. Forgive me if the details are muddy cus I’m notoriously bad at remembering my dreams but highlight reel—

- Chrysi, Jacks, Azure, and Simeon were there, with the addition of Spencer and myself (well. My self-insert but same thing really).

- Spencer and I worked for the BAU, hunting down serial killers and whatnot, but when ~supernatural~ murders start happening we ask for the help of an organization that Chrysi, Jacks, Azure, AND Simeon worked for that specializes in all that spooky stuff.

- Again, details are muddy, but: Jacks gets turned into a vampire (a consequence of trying to save Chrysi from getting turned) and it’s. A really brutal transformation. Homeboy almost died about seven times throughout the process, but his eyes became permanently red afterwards so… there’s a perk!

- Related to the above: I pushed Jacks off a rooftop when he was freshly-turned cus 1) he was being annoying and 2) I wanted to see what would happen. Chrysi found this very amusing.

- Chrysi’s blood condition gets really really bad for reasons I can’t remember, like she-has-two-days-to-live bad, and it turns out the only cure (for some reason) is to eat a vampire’s heart. Guess who’s she eats.

- Simeon is married to Luna Rune and although she never appears, he constantly mentions her because something inconvenient or stupid would happen and he’d be like wow. this sucks. I Sure Wish My Wife, Luna Rune, Was Here.

- One of my favorite parts was Azure and Spencer bonding over “socially challenged nerds with equally as smart (if not smarter) girlfriends that are not NEARLY as put together as they seem”. Sucks to be them I guess skjdkdkdl.

- Spencer actually got really badly cursed— Chrysi and Jacks were in trouble and he needed to warn Azure and I, but everytime he opened his mouth literal frogs would come out. Terrifying.

- Also, undead Azure makes an entrance at the very end? I woke up at that point so I have no clue how that happened but…

THIS MAKES NO SENSE BUT THIS WAS ONE OF THE FUNNEST DREAMS IVE HAD IN A WHILE SO KSJDKDLLD

RED-EYED VAMPIRE JACKS!!???! MEETING OF SIMEON / AZURE / SPENCER????? U AND CHRYSI BEING BESTIES??? SIMEON BEING LITERALLY THE MOST MARRIED MAN EVER???? U PUSHING JACKS OFF A BUILDING?????

THIS IS RLLY VV GOOD, AND ITS UNFAIR I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK AND B NORMAL NOW. THIS IS GOING TO B AN OFFICIAL AU, I NEED U TO KNOW.