#he legally changed his name to mcfart because it's funnier . he would make a killing as a professional clown but he doesnt want to do that | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

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incredible client in this episode. deeply well-meaning, deeply oblivious man whose mission in life is to expose how dangerous cram schools are for childrens' growth and emotional and mental health, but the way he goes about doing this is to. to kidnap the children

#its called the pied piper for obvious reasons and it's hysterical #on some level he KNOWS this is a bad idea too #but he's like so wrapped up in his own hype hes like. no i am still going to kidnap the children #he legally changed his name to mcfart because it's funnier . he would make a killing as a professional clown but he doesnt want to do that #he wants to take busfuls of eight year olds on unsanctioned field trips without their parents' consent #again. does not want to do ANYTHING dangerous or traumatizing to the children. deeply cares . not a perv or anything #just does not know what in the hell is so wrong about kidnapping a bus full of eight year olds #extraordinary attorney woo

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