#he will NOT shut up
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Hounds are louder than a jet engine and whinier than huskies
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My cat is getting neutered in the morning and the vet told us to stop his food and water tonight.....it has been FIFTEEN minutes since I put his food away, and Collector is screaming and crying at me and acting like he is a poor starving baby who will perish of malnutrition if he doesn't get his food back RIGHT NOW
#i cannot stress how dramatic he is being#he has been eating all day. i made sure he had a good amount of food before i took it away.#it has been gone *checks clock* 16 minutes.#he will not shut up
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Yall I need some meet cute things for yams okay who's in
#He will not shut up#Istg he needs ships#Needs them like he needs air#Anyone you ship with him#Or could potentially ship with him#He will take#A n y o n e#Anyone at all#muse: yamaguchi
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Obi
Buddy. Friend. My dude.
Please
Stop
Barking.
#there's some cat/s here and possibly an echidna but honestly#he will not shut up#nothing is drastically different he needs to chill#could be cos he doesn't have the right bowl with him to carry idk#mother of dragons
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josh came home from his cousin's extremely religious wedding
Josh: can we hire gay strippers to cater our wedding just to counteract the horrible imbalance in the world??
Josh: can we get the phelps' to protest at our wedding?
Josh: wouldn't you like to be on the news for your wedding???
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