#he’s a soft idiot. a sappy motherfucker. a sentimental bastard if you will

[ladyimaginarium]

  A few things to note about my portrayal of Emilio Benedetto 2/?:

Owns a Nintendo 3DS ; he really likes it and when there’s nothing to do, that’s what he does.

Listens to Drake.

Will sell you to Satan for one (1) corn chip if it means seeing Alex protected, safe and happy.

Will blow up your entire house if you even lay a finger on Alex or hurt her feelings.

Will dropkick any racist asshole and beat their ass.

Tries his best to look intimidating - and he often succeeds - but once he likes you, he’ll give you a hoodie.

Is very skilled in boxing, capoeira and parkour.

Excellent in playing the guitar and playing the piano.

Many of the girls in the brothels under Corsica’s jurisdiction fight over him.

Wears a pair of “fuck off” and “suck my dick” socks.

Likes wearing leather jackets and hoodies.

Likes putting little pins in his satchel.

"My demons are chasing me and they’re doing the Naruto run.”

“I’m actually a soft idiot, a sappy motherfucker, a sentimental bastard, if you will.”

Once helped a lost old lady across the street and she bought him a bite to eat.

Does really stupid stunts but he Does His Best.

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