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Itachi considered the carrot gravely. It was, he judged, about the length and thickness of an adult man's forearm.

He recalled the enormous cabbage that Eri-sempai had been in the process of massacring on the coffee table when Wolf-taichou dumped him in the living room.

Friends got each other... gifts, correct? And he and Eri-sempai were friends now. Wolf-taichou was quite insistent.

Eri-sempai clearly had a preference for over-sized produce, so an unusually large carrot would be a good gift that was not weapons. Eri-sempai had plenty of weapons. Mostly knives.

Hm.

You could eat carrots.

Sustenance was a useful thing for a carrot to be. Therefore an extremely large carrot would be a practical gift as well as well-suited to Eri-sempai's preferences. Itachi liked practical gifts, even if he did not like carrots.

He nodded to himself. Yes, this was perfect.

#naruto #hope is an essential mineral #itachi uchiha #uchiha itachi #this is when he's recently joined anbu #he is tiny #he's not sure of the etiquette of going up to eri-sempai without wolf-taichou present or his mask on #so he goes to anbu hq and hopes Wolf-taichou is there #he is! itachi presents the carrot to him: for sempai #shisui watches this with interest from behind his own mask: oh. we're giving wolf giant vegetables now? neat!#he brings in an enormous cabbage because he thinks it's funny #itachi gravely informs him that sempai already has plenty of cabbage (there's no way two people could have eaten it all that quickly)#ah! shisui says. so he /eats/ them (the giant vegetables)!#itachi does not dare to ponder the depths of shisui's mind #yes. he says and does not elaborate

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