#here's the spy tf2 estrogen pills copypasta by yours truly

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If Spy TF2 wanted estrogen I'd fucking get mine out for him. Don't worry babe this is Premium Gourmet Hormones. Then we kiss so hard he gets lightheaded and passes out on me and then I have to get him to Medic TF2 and then Spy wakes up and pukes out his estrogen pills (my estrogen btw) and Medic is like #slay and he lifts up his shirt (takes 20 seconds bc he's also wearing his coat) and he shows me his top surgery scars and me and Spy high five with him and then we all go to Starbucks together. Then me and Spy leave together after 2 hours and a Frapuccino Cunt Frinkles Sprinkle Rainbow Transgenderism Drink and we take a walk and I show him the meaning of Christmas (he passes out again I think he's anemic or something) then we go to the hospital because it's starting to worry us and then the Medic (BLU Medic because RED Medic is still at Starbucks getting it on with RED Heavy) tells me that my homemade estrogen pills are making Spy have slay syndrome (he faints a lot because he has subconsciously believed it is a Disney Princess attribute ever since he was 12 and my estrogen pills are making him have flashbacks) then me and Medic absolutely beat the everloving shit out of each other and Spy joins in then we stop because we know he's too fragile. So then we have a civilized conversation and Medic and I work out the Estrogen Slay Protection Hormones Or Some Shit so finally we figure out a proper hormone treatment for Spy so he stops fainting and I somehow lose all of my estrogen so I have horrible mood swings but Spy plays baby sensory videos for me every night then we kiss and every time I toot Spy TF2 gets scared but I comfort him and tell him it's okay. We will get married in Ohio by the way. One night I have this deafening glass-shattering toot and he flies out of the window and falls in the middle of the street like a lost kitten (he falls inside a box broken bones yadda yadda) and when I wake up because I can't feel his Spy TF2's beautiful slender hands. His hands scream elegance- Perfection even. Sculpted by god's finest angels himself. hugging me I scream like a wife losing her husband and then I run out of my apartment (we're in France right now I know it's an L but play along) and I find him Peter Family Guying Death Pose in the middle of the street and I do a little femenine run barefoot with just a nightgown on me and Spy TF2 is bleeding out of his mouth and ears and I kiss him and take him in my arms and since Medic is too busy reading literature with Heavy I take him to Engineer and Engie stares me up and down (disheveled little lady holding her Sloinky Boinky Thin Little Baguettelimbs Husband) and he clicks his tongue and I set Spy (he's like trying not to die right now we need him alive) on an operating table and then Engineer asks me if I'm fucking stupid and I break down crying and ask him if he's talking about the Toot or the fact I'm treating him like a Medic and he ignores both of my questions and starts talking about how he and Spy used to be married (I think he included something like a divorce because Spy is married to me now I think this is our honeymoon AND I ignored everything Engineer said because I was in his bathroom taking a very silent dookie) anyway I get out of the bathroom and Spy is ok again then we pull up to Merasmus TF2 and he gives me the Toot-Silencer spell in which I am cursed for the rest of my life to have light toots and never fart like a champion anyway Spy and I are now happily married and the toot incident will never happen again (he's also told me he's genderfluid and we kissed really hard and he didn't pass out this time so we celebrated by watching Finding Nemo)