#hes not okay

[emiscringe]

Oops

[calmboyl]

im thinking of a leader figure, like chief of his tribe! im thinking VERY young , like i dont know 8 or 10 years old. being made to take care of the people that much much older than he was. being made to negotiate and made to ready the defence and prepare for war just in case.

i just really like traumatising him.

[askhumanhtf]

flippy are you mentally okay

[emesis-blue-scout]

JUST STEP AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!! YOU DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH EVERYTHING AGAIN!! YOU'RE NOT IN THE CORRECT MENTAL STATE TO DO SO!!

- a comfort Anon

I'm fine! I'm in a perfectly good mental state... hehe... hehehee.... okay maybe I'm a little messed up but I'll be okay...

[separatist-apologist]

Question: does arina know helion is sellyn drake? And how does Eris feel knowing that his wife, his mate, his best friend knows about his step father writing porn about his mother (if she does know)??

My instinct was to say no, of course not. But the absolute image of Helion dropping a manuscript on Arina's desk one day like, hey can you edit this for me?

And it's just the wildest, jaw-droppingest, porniest smut she's ever read.

[certified-rat-bastard]

:]

What the hell is even that

[fagtainsparklez]

i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!

[lesbxdyke]

I could think of no better way to share the news than this!

So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.

Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.

Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!

Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)

He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!

I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!

Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[haveihitanerve]

I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo

[calmboyl]

he’s not mentally stable at all but we love him nonetheless

[suiheisen]

my negative rizz loser boy who you’d think was combatting the sirens’ song by completely killing the vibe but was actually just trying to sing along with them because he’s a ✨fanboy✨

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[parkore]

made a guy btw