YDYD episode one
below the cut are all events of importance that transpired, preserved so that others may learn from the fallen gods’ mistakes
DAY 1
michael immediately falls out of a tree while everyone is gathering wood and apples and such
ryan is the first to craft tools
geoff builds a lean-to in the side of a mountain after an argument about what a lean-to even is
ryan finds a hole
michael nearly gets blown up by a creeper, but is in the water so he doesnt die
ryan has a successful run-in with a creeper in the hole
trevor begins building a farm in the pond next to the lean-to. jack argues with him about how to build it
gavin: "who do you think will die first?" michael: "alfredo." everyone agrees aside from geoff, who says lindays gonna die first. she doesnt disagree. michael isnt sure
jeremy builds beds for everyone in the lean-to, with alfredo's help in collecting the wool (he did NOT help much)
trevor: "hey. alfredo. hey." alfredo: "yeah?" trevor: "waddaya say we just.... get outta here?" "lets both... start our own lean-to, yknow what im sayin?" "here we go. while theyre not lookin, lets book."
michael: "while theyre not looking- i dunno what the FUCK alfredos talkin about."
everyone is perfectly aware of this development and dont try to stop them at all
the twins find sheep. trevor is very excited about this
lindsay: "what the fuck you two twins doin over here? stop touchin each other."
geoff accidentally destroys the "sap of life"
night comes. jack calls everyone back to the hovel. ryan is impressed with said hovel
despite earlier shenanigans, the twins come back to go to bed
ryan is still in his hole, alone, not knowing where the hovel is, because hes obsessed with cooking his irons i guess. too many irons in the fire
geoff suggests a dead pool. everyone emphatically condones this
ryan, ALMOST back: "oh god, i hear them."
everyone makes it to bed
jack congratulates everyone on surviving the first night. DAY 2
alfredo steals jeremys crafting table
ryan nearly falls in a deadly hole in a desert
michael, next to two block deep water: "careful, gavin. you could drown"
geoff is about to follow ryan into a new hole
ryan has a dangerous run-in with a skeleton, taken down to three hearts. he abandons the hole
jack changes his vote from alfredo to ryan. lindsay approves of ryans running away tactics
everyone basically just beats up animals and collects shit. sex jokes are made
jack: "who put a tree on top of the house?" lindsay: "me. hi. dont touch my tree."
michael wants "sap of life" gavin wants "tree of hope" lindsay just wants her husbands to stop fighting
trevor changes his bed covers from white to black, because hes an edgy high schooler i guess
ryan and geoff are lost
jeremy finds a village. michael says to kill the inhabitants and take their shit
geoff finds trevor
alfredo spends some time being hopelessly incompetent
jack is also mining and wants coal
alfredo is proud of his shovel
trevor threatens gavin with a beating because gavin doesnt like his one-on-one thing
gavin apologises after being a cheeky fuck about it
ryan returns with an iron chestplate. gavin is upset that he did that before making everyone iron swords. ryan says he needed the armor to get more iron
trevor tries to goad alfredo into jumping into a river from the top of a cliff. they dont do it
lindsay calls in the stragglers
alfredo falls in a hole in the dark, takes out half his health. he is very scared and freaks everyone out. he gets back fine
the tree of hope is grown
apparently alfredo also got shot in the back. jeremy michael and ryan herd him back inside for the night. poor boy
gavin is about to be locked out by jack, who notices hes being chased by a zombie. hes putting torches in the area around the hovel. ryan watches and makes sure he gets in ok
and they cant sleep because gavin brought the zombie to them
everyone gets up to help, jack advises them to stay put. ryan deals with it since hes the most equipped. he takes minimal damage
the gang finally sleeps
michael: "ok, nobody do any funny business in the middle of the night." "where are my pants?" DAY 3
ryan: "theres creepers everywhere." jeremy: "theres two thatre-" *hissssss* "piSSED AT-" *boom!* "Me.... theyre gone."
michael takes 2.5 hearts of damage from a creeper from behind
jack takes .5 damage dealing with the creepers. its the first time hes been damaged so far
gavin is writing a diary on the wall with signs. "dear diary- im not sure about this new world. i dont think ive made many friends yet. maybe tomorrow someone will be f-"
alfredo sees the publicly displayed diary and reads it aloud, to gavins embarrassment
after some apologies and laughter, gavin gets to finish in private- "THEY FOUND MY DIARY! SCATTER!"
lindsay is alerted to the status of the tree of hope. "get the fUCK OUTTA MY WAy i wanna go see my kid"
jeremys a fyeshin boi
trevor rennovates the house. it has wood instead of dirt
michael complains no one is dead yet. jack feels like he should give them more credit
alfredo: "i made a STONE pickaxe!" jack: "ok, point taken michael"
trevor plants some flowers outside
gavin: "alfredo, why you starin at me? you wanna go down?" alfredo: "no, just wonderin what a creeper was doin in here"
thems fightin words. everyone oooohs when aflredo says he feels like he could take him
may 25th is the "i quit" fight i guess
ryan: "ok, everyone quiet for a second." ....... "...i think i hear water near me and i wanna know where it is."
gavin does some dangerous shit near a hole, a creeper blows up. after a life check, a vern comes out and takes out half of his health
jack: "oh, gavin, dont be the first to die"
trevor finds this hilarious before he tramples his lilacs
geoff gets it
mining is now the thing to be doing
geoff brings a witch out of the danger cave and tries to get alfredo to kill her
alfredo accidentally hits trevor when trying to mine
its the first night they spend out
gavin is excited about cave squid and gets hit by a creeper from behind. jeremy helps take it out
a skeleton takes out a good chunk of michaels health. hes not nearly as concerned as he should be
lindsay gets killed by a zombie while shes in her inventory. shes not even in a cave. geoff gets the zombie too late
DEATHS- 1. FIRST BLOOD- LINDSAY
michael volunteers to make her grave stone
trevor and geoff are home damage control, basically just keeping alfredo safe
trevor makes alfredo a sword
alfredo kills his first zombie
a skeleton starts to pick the home crew off so they retreat inside
michael nearly dies to a skeleton in a cave near lava
a skeleton starts to fuck up the home crew. alfredo has one heart when they kill it
jack finds an enderman near a skeleton. half health
michael is stuck at half health because hes hungry. so is jack
alfredo continues to be incompetent
geoff nearly gets stuck outside with zombies
jeremy and gavin tag team some mobs and its pretty great
the sun rises over nine made eight. DAY 4
michael and jack come home to heal up and pull the arrows out of their poor bodies
jack says michael can use his iron sword better than he can and gives it to him
"live together die alone"
trevor gets a jack o lantern to light the way home
ryan tries to argue for lindsays value. michael says shed have died anyway. alfredo thinks it was a murder
jack and the twins build a farm
geoff makes the hovel bigger at the behest of jack
michael gets domestic on alfredos ass
jack thinks alfredo will die next. michael says both the twins. ryan thinks it will be him
michael builds a perimeter of cactus and accidentally hits trevor
hovel is now happy house
ryan finds gold
geoff puts down red carpet
night two out!
jeremy and ryan live underground at this point
jeremy finds a skeleton with chain mail and a zombie support. hes poisoned and at half a heart. he survives and gavin comes in to help kill the witch. michael joins in and kills her in a couple hits. "patillo sends his regards"
alfredo continues experimenting with crafting
no jumping on the farm!!!
what the fuck is alfredo building
the lads find an abandoned mineshaft
jack is unhappy with the house. so is alfredo
gavin is unhelpful with torches when jeremy gets fucked by a spider
jack gets chased by a skeleton trying to gather supplies. two hearts. he makes it back to the house with alfredo keeping the monsters at bay
day breaks. DAY 5 (DON'T FALL ASLEEP)
ryan finds diamond. he is now marked for death
the tree of hope becomes lindsays grave
"here lies lindsay. she was a good wife"
its the tree of life and death
gavin has armor
alfredo steals michaels iron. he is fucking pissed
the tree is now the tree of wife
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