#howidance

[p2ep]

i wanna go birding so baddd but my cameras battery died and its charger is not with me 😭😭😭😭

[hearts401]

there are actually multiple variants of fairies that have razor sharp teeth and will absolutely rip you to shreds! theyre like pirahnas eith wings

Wow anon! Thats horrifying!

[bloodsaltedshifting]

it's v-day and guess what?

// i had pie in my walmart delivery. howid it get there?!?! oop! must have been a ghost. :D so now.. i'm having pie.

and it's delicious. happy v-day, everybody. much love.

[unhingedwomandiaries]

I'm drinking from my reusable glass water bottle that I've been digging lately. It's a real upgrade from the ones of yore that always left this faint chemical aftertaste, like you were sipping truth serum manufactured by Fisher-Price. Anyway, I happen to glance down at the cap, and there it is - these tiny little specks of black mold metastasizing on the rubber seal like the primordial ooze that culminated in the Mos Eisley Cantina. My brain does that thing where it instantly jump-cuts between two opposing thoughtwaves: 1) This is surely howided Spider-Man, and 2) What if I've already consumed enough moldy particles to birth a brand new phylum inside my stomach?

So I stop drinking, because I'm not trying to get haunted by a malicious mold Candyman. I try to clean the cap when I get home, scrubbing furiously until I'm reenacting that one scene from Slumdog Millionaire where they're jamming the toilet. But the mold won't dislodge. It's almost like it manufactured its own microscopic adamantium-esque exoskeleton specifically to mock my impotence. I give up and revert to my trusty plastic water bottle - you know, the one leaching disruptive chemicals that will inevitably cause pubescent kangaroos to sprout abnormal secondary vestigial arm-branches. Such is life, I suppose. It's all just degrees of consuming ambient poison anyway.

[thatreallyminecraftsmygender]

I keep missing Sunday Ren streams because my twitch notifications are fucked and it's both frustrating and upsetting :/ 🖋️

Yeah I feel that I miss a decent amount of the Wednesday streams sometimes due to twitch notifications 😔

if he streams at a similar time each Sunday (I miss them for work) you could set an alarm to go off around that time and check to see if he's live and then check Twitter to see if he plans to. Sorta manual notifications.... Kinda

It might be worth rooting round in some twitch settings as well if it's happening consistently

But it sounds really frustrating especially if you have stuff planned to send him :/

[shadyhouse]

its so funny how ppl around here Immediately know we’re northerners just by the way we talk... like yea its like that everywhere else for anything else but its just Funny

[carrieannsalvi]

I am #here with y'all on the next LTV episode about #pandemiclife #florida @gulfscene #howIdeal #videoondemand all my shows at www.ltveh.org #liveunconventionally https://www.instagram.com/p/B_LWaFQAAVe/?igshid=jykvk5ajiq1b

[rogueravenmoon]

#toxictraits #sorrynotsorry #howideal #tryingtofixit #broken https://www.instagram.com/p/B9_6gTQJE1I/?igshid=1t0mzsxu1pd9m

[daniismusicobsessed]

Surely I'm gonna regret this post and get asked questions regarding it. But here it goes. °°° Since it's #WorldMentalHealthDay. Figured I'd share, if you don't know. I have Severe Depression. Some days are better than others. Had it for many years now. People think it's contagious, NEWS FLASH it isnt. It's a frame of mind. And my mind is dark, angry & full of fear. Things happen, you change and your life gets flipped around. Some happiness comes, but the bad takes over. I have to smile and act happy, but you'd be surprised by how much it hurts to act happy. Always that fear of screwing things up, the anger that comes when one thing goes wrong messes my day up. Music helps more than you think. Which is why I blare it loudly on my way to/leaving work, silences my mind, I feel better. Everyday is different, and I'm thankful/greatful for another day so I take it. Well, that's it, that's all that's left for me to say. ○○○ We're Never Going To Put The Pieces Together If You Won't Let Me Get Better ●●● In Bloom//Neck Deep//The Peace And The Panic//2017 ■■■ #StayAwesomeAndBeWierd #October10th #ItsTuesday #NeckDeep #InBloom #ThePeaceAndThePanic #2017Album #WorldMentalHealthDay #MyVoice #LoveNeckDeep #DepressionSucks #HowIDeal #TalkAboutIt #MentalHealth #GettingBetter #MyLifeConsistsOf

[amandapletchmodel]

#MondayMotivation #Art #Selfies #Filters #MondayMadness #Michigan

[itsariehill]

I am a horrible person. I'm not being self-deprecating, but it's true. There is something about serious situations that strike me as hilarious. That's not true. Nerve-wracking, stress-inducing... Let's put it this way, if you're not supposed to laugh while you're there, if you listen closely, you can hear me giggling, or hyperventilating, in the corner. And I am sorry, in advance, for ruining the moment. #thedailies #ariehillbooks #laughing #inappropriately #response #to #stress #depression #tension #horrible #situations #howilive #imsorry #désolé #losiento #personalproblems #howideal #not #proud #stilllaughing #cantstop https://www.instagram.com/p/B0WPIE5BFcX/?igshid=1eyojifh9g0w1

[papasbabymommyslittleone]

I shall never surrender. Gimme the soup

I'm afraid I am banned from "daring to repeat that horrid concoction of pure evil", so Roman will have to think of another sentence for your crimes. - ⭐️

a a howid comcopshun a hoid comopshun bammed fom d darin to repet thap horid compahshn ob poor ebil ! howid composhun ob poor ebil ! - 💜

Vee is enjoying his echolalia today. - ⭐️

[mjax1]

Itemized list: 1. I bought a paper towel holder/shelf to add to the wall above my art desk. It’s perfect and maybe now I won’t lose track of my paper towels all the time. 2. I use circles a lot. I love their fluidity. But. Sometimes I try to force myself to use squares. It’s good for me. 3. Our son goes for his third open heart surgery on January 24. I will be doing my best to prep pages so I can continue to art journal through the torrent of emotions I know I will be feeling. Much of my time will be solely dedicated to helping him heal, but I recognize the importance of mentally allowing myself to cope with what’s happening. #artistmama #hlhs #copingthroughart #howIdeal #fontan #artjournal #artjournaljunkie https://www.instagram.com/p/BsR4JfGBdAu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1okmxxg8j6o6f

[dylildi]

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A glimpse into my night lol This is usually what I do lol What can I say I love to dance but have no skill at it #dance #funny #howidance #aloneinmyroom #nosleep #oops #littlemix #lovethissong #onrepeatmode (at Barrhead, Alberta)

[ewemoswag]

dont call captian howide at 3am!! (gone wrong, gone sexual, almost died????????)

[taqarifatnews]

السلام عليكم و رحمة الله و بركاته

بسم الله نبدأ حملة رمضان

#شير_ليعم_الخير

في بادرة ليست هي الاولي من شباب أحبوا الخير و العطاء و للعام السابع علي التوالي تبداْ حملة #دينار_الخير المخصصة لسلة رمضان المبارك.

قصة هذه الحملة بدات منذ 7 أعوام و استمرت بهمة الشباب و كل عام تحقق نجاح أكبر بفضل الله ثم عزيمة الشباب على البذل و العطاء لتحاول مساعدة و مد العون للأسر المتعففة و لو بجزء بسيط عن طريق تحويل الرصيد علي الأرقام الموجودة في الصورة او تسليم الاموال نقدا للاشخاص المذكورين

Nedal Babel Babel

Omar Saleh

Howide Alii

Howide Alì

Tarek Marei

Feras Freedom

عَنْ أَبِي هُرَيْرَةَ - رضي الله عنه - عَنْ النَّبِيِّ - صلى الله عليه وسلم - قَالَ: "مَنْ نَفَّسَ عَنْ مُؤْمِنٍ كُرْبَةً مِنْ كُرَبِ الدُّنْيَا نَفَّسَ اللَّهُ عَنْهُ كُرْبَةً مِنْ كُرَبِ يَوْمِ الْقِيَامَةِ، وَمَنْ يَسَّرَ عَلَى مُعْسِرٍ، يَسَّرَ اللَّهُ عَلَيْهِ فِي الدُّنْيَا وَالْآخِرَةِ، وَمَنْ سَتَرَ مُسْلِما سَتَرَهُ اللهُ فِي الدُّنْيَا وَالْآخِرَةِ، وَاَللَّهُ فِي عَوْنِ الْعَبْدِ مَا كَانَ الْعَبْدُ فِي عَوْنِ أَخِيهِ، وَمَنْ سَلَكَ طَرِيقًا يَلْتَمِسُ فِيهِ عِلْمًا سَهَّلَ اللَّهُ لَهُ بِهِ طَرِيقًا إلَى الْجَنَّةِ، وَمَا اجْتَمَعَ قَوْمٌ فِي بَيْتٍ مِنْ بُيُوتِ اللَّهِ يَتْلُونَ كِتَابَ اللَّهِ، وَيَتَدَارَسُونَهُ فِيمَا بَيْنَهُمْ؛ إلَّا نَزَلَتْ عَلَيْهِمْ السَّكِينَةُ، وَغَشِيَتْهُمْ الرَّحْمَةُ، وَذَكَرَهُمْ اللَّهُ فِيمَنْ عِنْدَهُ، وَمَنْ أَبَطْأَ بِهِ عَمَلُهُ لَمْ يُسْرِعْ بِهِ نَسَبُهُ". رَوَاهُ مُسْلِمٌ [رقم: 2699] بهذا اللفظ.