#hugo: oh ok you're still figuring out the whole gender thing i get it now wish i would've figured it out before the broken nose

[varibean]

thinking about varian only he doesn’t come out as trans until so much later. like, end of vat7k later and in tangled he just has a crisis of ‘am i a lesbian or am i bi. bi. i’m bi i definitely had a crush on flynn rider but...but it didn’t feel the same way as cassandra wait am i a lesbian then? it felt different but maybe it just feels different when you like boys and when you like girls. ok bi them. i’m a bisexual girl and there’s nothing else to question about myself i have it all figured out!’ 

then he goes on his journey through the seven kingdoms and meets hugo and gets another horrible dose of I Have A Crush On You and Gender Envy. Hugo calls him all of those lil nicknames as well as stuff like ‘lil lady (derogatory)’ and ‘princess (derogatory)’ and it’s the only ones that make him genuinely upset to the point where hugo actually stops using them and just says them to nuru instead. and he doesn’t know why until they defeat his mom and confess their love and later varian is just trying to sleep but his mind is buzzing and he’s going back through his entire journey and just shoves hugo awake 

“HUGO I THINK I’M A BOY!!!!”

“Can you not? Drop a bomb on me like that at two am? Please? Congrats on the gender, can I go back to sleep?”

hugo’s not surprised he’s like ‘congrats on being the last person to figure it out.’ varian shoves him out of the room bc he’s no help and tells him to go get nuru instead