#i also REALLY would die for the au where it's just remi on the isle bc gothel kidnapped him like. fUCK.

[heartsflocked]

like. a year ago vos & i talked about an au where eugene got sent to the isle for being a thief after rachel & remi were born, & the twins got sent over to the isle with him & grew up there and. god what a good AU. here are some highlights from talking about it with vos and with edy lmfao. by “highlights” i mean “everything we ever said bc GOD i love it”

w/ vos

[6:28 PM] V🌻: w/ the eugene one... like don't tell me they don't have routines worked out?? little acts they know where one causes a distraction and the other slides in and steals shit [6:29 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): YES [6:29 PM] V🌻: always trying new ones & trying to pull off the things eugene used to do

[6:48 PM] V🌻: i'm giggling rn because eugene trying to go back to Flynn RiderTM on the isle but the other villains just rip the absolute piss out of him for it like ,,, NO FITZHERBERT [6:48 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): jshgsdg YEAH LMAO [6:48 PM] V🌻: but at the same time remi getting shit because "remi rider" wtf

[6:52 PM] V🌻: ! ! ! eugene would be completely heartbroken because rapunzel was His New Dream and he just KNOWS that she's over there in pieces bc she lost all three of them and HE CAN'T MAKE HER FEEL BETTER [6:52 PM] V🌻: he would still be such an A+ dad to them even on the isle [6:52 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): TBH [6:54 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): i mean honestly he'd?? probably be Isle Dad like literally the best dad on the entire isle to his own kids but he'd also look out for so many other kids on the isle like he was?? an orphan who used to read to the other orphan kids okay he's Fucking Soft and already canonically was the kind of person to take others under his wing and look out for them he would just dad the hell out of any troubled isle kid in proximity [6:55 PM] V🌻: he'd give them everything he was damn capable of ???? and he would try to tell them how much their mother loves them and how much this hurts her but remi is STILL a ball of anger in this scenario esp if they go to auradon because they LEFT eugene on the isle and ??? fUCK FUCK NO ??? he lost the love of his life, and now his kids have been taken from him too ??? and SHIT remi will fight frederic for this himself [6:55 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): ksjhgdjg no listen rachel will too [6:56 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): tbh i think rachel would get told "hey you can come to auradon now" and she'd be like "LIKE HELL AM I FUCKING LEAVING MY DAD HERE?" and eugene would probably have to make the kids go but hhhhhhh rachel would be Furious and Miserable and she would deck her grandfather ON SIGHT bc listen?? if it gets her sent back to the isle?? at least dad's not alone [6:59 PM] V🌻: they would kick up such a fuss about being asked to go to the isle !!!!! SHIt there would just be no way they're going to leave eugene there ?? he has to drag remi by the hood into that limo tbh because he knows rapunzel can give them what they really deserve in life [7:00 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): kajhjsd eugene, w rachel tossed over his shoulder and flailing, dragging a struggling remi: THIS IS A GOOD THING [7:04 PM] V🌻: the driver, shook tO FUCK over the fight being put up here: u know this is an optional thing right [7:10 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): pls sir this is family matters dont stick ur nose in smh the entire problem is that the kids KNOW it's optional lmfao

[1:19 PM] V🌻: ajhfajhf [1:19 PM] V🌻: imagine their rivalry with gothel kids [1:20 PM] V🌻: fighty kids [4:16 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): ksjdhgjs rachel loves ginny gothel for one reason and one reason only and that's that she can ALWAYS count on ginny gothel to drop everything for a good fist fight they are both so small and they both love to throw hands too much [4:17 PM] V🌻: there's no denying gothel would try to kill eugene again [4:17 PM] V🌻: pffft ginny and rem/rachel both have their own little squads who just Fight It Out everyday [4:19 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): gothel: [is An Adult, a legitimate villain, was pretty formidable honestly and was at the very least strong enough to overpower rapunzel] rachel, not caring about any of that: LEMME FUCKIN AT HER I'LL TAKE HER FOR SO MUCH AS LOOKING AT MY DAD [4:35 PM] V🌻: Rem vc: she's all Old n shit let's gang up on her [4:40 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): rach vc: y e s [4:40 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): [4:39 PM] daredoll: Honestly ok but I'm laughing like Rachel at Ginny "wow we're such rivals this is intense" Ginny "we're not rivals I just hate you and would actively be happy if you died" [4:39 PM] Vex: "sounds like something a rival would say" [4:41 PM] V🌻: oh my god [4:42 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): rachel in all verses confirmed for just going to believe whatever the hell she wants [4:42 PM] V🌻: these two were always destined to be loud, opinionated and bratty

w/ edy

[6:26 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): the second au is where frederick refused to pardon eugene and sent him and the twins over to the isle so like....... just...... them growing up with only their dad who like yeah he was a criminal but be real here he's too soft for the isle and he loved rapunzel and she loved him but they're apart and he's got to raise these two disaster twins on hell island but anyways.. u kno rach is always grinning & covered in bruises from getting into fights, and her pockets are always full of other people's shit [6:27 PM] daredoll: Flynn is just the isle dad tbh and like ?? ok the twins would be such grimy fun cretins [6:28 PM] daredoll: God ok but also Flynn telling them about their mom IM EMO [6:28 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): Y E A H [6:28 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): im emo about all situations at all times [6:31 PM] daredoll: God like at least probably not knowing you have a great sunshine family is one thing but like also KNOWING that you have this bright amazing mom who loves you but you aren't allowed to ever see and she can't see you WOW [6:35 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): yeah i want to Die,

[4:39 PM] daredoll: Honestly ok but I'm laughing like Rachel at Ginny "wow we're such rivals this is intense" Ginny "we're not rivals I just hate you and would actively be happy if you died" [4:39 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): "sounds like something a rival would say" [4:45 PM] daredoll: Ok but who's gang are the twins joining [4:47 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): honestly i have no idea like,,, we've established mal would probably Hate rach lmfao she's got some sort of rivalry going on with ginny regardless of ginny's willingness to be involved in this rivalry they don't seem like particularly piratey children and idk if rachel could put up with harry no matter how cute gil is idek what that leaves for them to latch onto lmfao

[8:36 PM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): okay also i just rachel: cmon we're doing something very morally reprehensible sunny: wait isn't that wrong?? rachel: oh is it WRONG? is it BAD and IMMORAL to do a crime, Miss I Crimed-So-Hard-I-Got-Sent-To-Hell-Island? Do you have some moral highground i don't know about? sunny: okay i feel like your tone is getting very rude

[3:44 AM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): ugh god rachel's the kind of person to come out of a fight with a black eye grinning so wide that it's impossible to not notice the blood in her teeth [3:46 AM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): i think she's probably a lot better at fighting than eugene would like her to be but she's also way too wild and reckless about her fighting style for sure bc she just loves the thrill of it bc she's the WORST so no question even being good enough at fighting to probably at least win a fair few, no way she does it without taking some hits, but she just?? is having a blast?? despite that?? i hate her. Obnoxious [3:46 AM] Miss Steal Yo Girl (ft. Yo Girl): this is why she should never have been let onto the isle with the other awful kids