#i def prefer artificial strawberry flavor

[soggycheesefry]

HEY! I tried every flavor of BANG Energy that my local Target store supplies, and rated them while stoned, so you don’t have to! They are in order of when I bought them;

Black Cherry Vanilla: 4/10, dumbly expected a cola taste, but just tastes like tasty cough medicine. But!!! I would get it again if I was desperate enough because eh desperate times calls for desperate zoomzooms

Miami Cola: 6/10, would get again my dudes, but it tastes like cola flavored candies instead of actual cola. Either way, as they say; “Welcome to Miami, bienvenidos a Miami"

Peach mango: 10/10, wonderful, immaculate, mwah. Peach explosion in your mouth, so peachy and positive. But watch out! The warmer this one gets the more mango it starts to taste. A journey through and through

Unicorn Rainbow: 7/10, I was hesitant with the name expecting it to taste like pastel cavity puke, but surprisingly!!! it’s quite refreshing!!! II feel almost cute drinking it. I sense nodes of strawberry, watermelon, and sparkle ✨

Frose Rose: 5/10, I’m not sure what actual rose wine tastes like, but this tastes like a carbonated sweet general dry wine, just without the bitter taste of alcohol. Very pink, but nah. UPDATE: nevermind it tastes like grape Nerds... Gross forget everything I said before.

Lemon Drop: 9/10, tastes just like a Lemonhead, like carbonated fake lemonade. It’s delicious and zingy and lemon is the perfect flavor of zoom zoom. Probably would be better with vodka... ngl...

Purple Haze: 2/10, isn’t Purple Haze a Jimi Hendrix song? (UPDATE: looked it up, it is) Anyways, if so, did not groove to this flavor, tastes like grape soda, which I am personally not a fan of, but it got better by 5% if I imagined that it tasted like a grape tootsie pop. UPDATE: oh go d the warmer it gets the grosser it is. Send help.

Power Punch: 8/10, Pretty dang good, Tastes like fruit punch for muscle men and makes me feel powerful and tropical. The can is edgy and overall makes me idk go walk around a strip mall late at night with friends. I’d def grab this one again.

Birthday Cake Bash: 0/10,Smells like actual vanilla cupcakes, which is weirdly wonderful but tastes like some sour soggy sprinkle vanilla milk. It’s disgusting and I want to curdle and die drinking it, but I need that zoom zoom so... I must suffer....

Purple Guava Pear: 9/10, Pleasant! It does not taste as purple as I had anticipated, which is good due to my last endeavor with PURPLE going terribly. The flavor is very light, and reminds me of a nice sunny stroll and sunhats, and a bit of my annual family vacations, but that’s off topic.

Gangster Berry: 4/10, honestly tastes like a mixture of Purple Haze and Frose Rose??? It... Tastes purple, but in a more sour way. Eh. If I had to choose which grape drink to get it would definitely be this one though.

Cherry Blade Lemonade: 10/10, bruhhhh honestly it tastes like a carbonated HI-C fruit punch or somethin like that but I am not complaining!!! It’s delicious as hell and I am HERE FOR IT

Blue Razz: 6/10, surprising!!! I much prefer blue over purple! Does NOT like a real blue raspberry, mostly tastes like a blue raspberry Airhead which are equally delicious. Would actually get again.

Cotton Candy: 5/10, tastes like the carnival, minus the fried foods. Takes me back to better times before 2020 corona ruined carnival style. This one actually tastes good and not like ass like I thought it would, so??? Good shit.

Pina Colada: 2/10, was exciting at first, tasted like a Malibu Barbie, which made me think of a better happier time, but then it got sickly sweet and gross as it got warmer. Not a fan.

Star Blast: ??/10, what flavor even is this??? I... I’m so confused it just tastes like... idk stale jelly beans??? There’s no fucking distinctive taste. It’s like a mystery flavored dumdum but a actual mystery and it’s just not enjoyable.

Sour Heads: 8/10, Yummm tastes like a sour green apple jolly rancher! It’s so fun to drink because it’s literally sour. It’s like a party in my mouth babey!

Candy Apple Crisp: 9/10, Refreshing! Tastes like sweet apple, with a slight artificial dark sugary taste, much like the candy they dip apples into at the carnival. I approve my dudes. I also really enjoy the can colors tbh

Radical Skadaddle: 1/10, tastes like If you melted a whole bag of Skittles and carbonated the syrup. It sounds great, but it kinda tastes mostly of ass, grape, and lime.

[disabilitymissunderstood]

you guys asked for it :D

You have watched at least 20 Disney movies. YES You have watched at least 40 Disney movies. YES You don’t eat dairy. YES (allergic but i take meds for it) You work best at night time. YES You take a selfie almost every day. (yes but not always of me) You laugh at the end of your sentences. NO You wink at people. NO You hate being tickled. (most def i HATE being touched unless i know u) You want to travel the world in a boat. (i’m scared of water--so no) You want to travel the world in a hippie wagon. (nah) Your hair is fluffy. YES Your hair is sleek. NO Your hair is an artificial color. NO You dislike the general public. YES You have been caught sleepwalking. NO You sleep with a plushie. YES

You have eaten an entire block of cheese in one sitting. NO You have eaten a red hot chill pepper. YES You draw hearts on top of your i’s. YES You have watched an episode of My Little Pony. YES You have a crush on someone who knows you. YES You keep plants in your room. YES You collect music CDs. YES You take vitamin supplements. YES You read mostly non-fiction. YES You go on Tumblr every day without fail. YES You have published a YouTube video. YES You have a fandom blog. (yes) You have eaten Pocky. YES You can play the cello. NO You can play the harp. NO You prefer vampires to zombies. ZOMBIES You prefer zombies to vampires. ZOMBIES You have been described as naive. YES You have been described as suspicious. YES You have had a stalker. YES You liked going to school. (never, been bullied my whole life) You have a pear-shaped body. (i’m thicc--does that count??) You have an apple-shaped body.  (again, i’m thicc) You have sensitive teeth. YES You like your job. (humane society?? yusss!) You have a slow internet connection. (sometimes) Your phone is not a touch phone. (its an Iphone6) You are the dominant one in the relationship. (i’m singlee) You like watercolor painting. YES You like playing the drums. YES You are scared of loud noises. (anything loud triggers me) You eat food in your bed. YES You are shy but not quiet. (i’m mostly quiet--unless i want state my opinion or stand up to what i believe is right--or for someone) You are quiet but not shy. (i AM shy) You plan a lot of parties. NO You have an alter ego. NO You are good with money. NO You are afraid of intimacy. YES You normally have dinner after 8pm. YES You normally wear high heels. LOL NO You have been grounded more than once. YES You have never seen Shrek. I HAVE You have won a trophy. 6 Your favorite ice cream flavor is mint. YES Your favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla. YES Your favorite ice cream flavor is strawberry. YES You are good at sports. (some) YES You have a skin care routine. YES You are a D-cup or larger. YES You have long legs and arms. (I’m short) You add ketchup to everything. YES You have an anime figurine. YES You have danced and not cared who saw it. YES You want to go into outer space. YES You want to rule the world. NO You constantly hurt somewhere. YES You are scared of mice. NO You are scared of horses. NO You are scared of butterflies. NO You have one or more moles on your face. NO You are good with children. YES You have learning difficulties. YES You drink at least 7 pints of water per day. YES You want to be a singer in a band. YES You have bought a frame for a special picture. YES Your favorite Disney Princess isn’t Belle, Ariel or Rapunzel. ARIEL FOREVER You prefer to watch than participate. YES You have dark skin. NO You have dated 5 or more people. NO You have been told you are a cool person. NO You have been told you are a scary person. YES You are doing this survey because you are bored. YES